Sneak drugs into a Club. [Published]

How to sneak drugs into clubs.

Contents.

• Intro/Disclaimer.
• Types of Security/Crowds.
• Shoes.
• Underwear.
• Socks.
• Secret pockets.
• And if you're really desperate...
• Legal implications/The Law.

Intro/Disclaimer.
Clubs and the like are places usually full of shit music, Alpha-Male pricks and a possible cheap shag. However, is it really worth risking your sanity and integrity for that? Well some desperate cunt may say "yes!" but for the sane among us, we need to lives it up...I am of course talking about drugs. not alcohol or tobacco as they kill more people than all illegal narcotics combines [According to a study somewhere]. I am talking about the illegal kind. The kind that actually benefit you in some form or another, even if you have to inject your dick.
The disclaimer is simple. You run the risk of getting caught. Don't take this as a great guide as I have obtained the information after attending events with friends, so it's a compilation of rolling loved-up half wits mixed with an incessant tunes in my ear. I take no responsibility or blame if you get caught. Why the fuck should I? You chose to follow a guide from the Internet written by the aforementioned types.

Types of Security/Crowds.
All clubs have their own kind of audience/attendees. This usually depends on the part of Town or the type of equally shit music they blast out to a heavily intoxicated crowd. Indie clubs included.If you are to go to a club that plays heavily autotuned shit with some Dubstep thrown in for shit measure, then expect mostly "speedy" drugs, whereas an Indie club may have a minority of Psychedelic users and mostly Stoners. This of course, is not always true, I know. The security tends to be higher at clubs as opposed to Indie night events. This is due, mostly to the amount of money the venue has and the type of crowd is brings in. Sniffer dogs render this guide almost useless unless you potentially want your balls ripped off. I wouldn't risk that for any drug, brah...even though I hate Kids.
So, no matter the size of the security Guards, they usually don't run - especially the lard-ass ones. Watch out for door CCTV, too if you are ever caught. If you decide to run, they have a nice picture of you for a good few seconds.

Shoes.
Amount you can potentially hold: Depending on the thickness of the tongue of the shoe, or the depth of the sole, you can hide a small to moderate amount there.
There are 2 methods you can use here:

• The tongue cutout.
• The sole-shovel.

The tonge cutout.
This one is pretty good, as Security tend to pat you down nowadays. The thickness of the tongue plays a crucial role here as it allows you sto store more/less in there.
You will need a knife (penknife is fine), a pair of shoes you aren't going to worry about fucking up a bit, drugs in a baggie, a bit of sticky tape/duct tape.

• Step 1: Take your shoe and knife, cutting a small incision into the top of your shoe tongue. You don't wait it right at the top, so start about 1/4 down so as to not alert anyone who potentially takes a closer/longer glance at your shoes.
• Step 2: Take your drugs in the baggie and roll it up as tight as you can get it. If it's weed, then compress it and maybe put into another baggie to retain the smell that bit longer. Flatten the bud down or even better, make hash if you have the time/resources available. If you are taking in pills, then stack them and roll the baggie around, maybe keep in place with a 1cm bit of sticky tape. Remember - as tight as possible to reduce the area it takes up!
• Step 3: If you have a thick shoe tongue, then feel free to hollow it out a bit by pulling some of the padding out. This means that when you put the narcota into the tongue, it won't bulge out more than the other shoe's tongue. Alternatively, if you have a thin shoe tongue, you can either stuff both tongues with padding to equal them out, or more likely and less retardedly (as you will draw more attention to yourself during a pat-down), just put them lower down the tingue of the shoe, almost to where it touches your ankle. I'd opt for option 2, personally.
• Step 4: Place the rolled up, tight baggie into the hole in your shoe's tongue. Rememeber to make them feel equal as you may get a quick pat-down at the door, and for comfort, too. Nothing worse than having a delicate pill or whatever slip down lower into your sweaty shoe. Once you have the baggie at a comfy distance into your shoe's tongue (lower the better generally), then put the shoes on, walk around a bit and secure in place with a slither of duct tape (better hold than regular sellotape, especially in humid conditions).
• Step 5: Bypass security like the badass rebel you are.
• Step 6: If I have to tell you this, you are retarded.

The sole-shovel.
This one takes a bit more work and could potentially ruin your shoes forever as it weakens the sole (lol).
You will need a Stanley knife, narcotics (with a baggie), and a pen (thin Sharpies or fineliner is good).

• Step 1: Remove the sole of your shoe by pulling it out.
• Step 2: Wrap your narcotics as tightly as possible. As said before, flatten bud or use Hash, stack pills and secure with a bit of tape to retain the tightness. If only girls were like that...
• Step 3: Measure the size of your finally-rolled baggie on your shoe sole, and draw around it a bit to keep the size there so you know where to cut.
• Step 4: Draw a square or circle around your baggie outline that will tightly, but corfortably hold your stash.
• Step 5: Take your Stanley knife. It's great for this as its blade is durable as fuck.
• Step 6: Start cutting and hacking away at your outline.It will take a while and there will be a lot of rubbery shit, but dig about 1-1.5cm down, or as far as you are willing to go without risking the integrity of your shoe. The sole will now be weak so don't go treading on broken glass or nails, now!
• Step 7: Place the tightly rolled baggie into the cavity and place the sole back over the top. Put the shoes on and walk around, testing to see if you can still feel a bulge or are paranoid you'll crush your stash.
• Step 8: If you can still feel a bulge in your shoe or are a bit uncomfortable or don't think the cavity is deep enough, then ty extending the cavity to spread the baggie out or dig deeper!
• Step 9: Bypass security like the badass rebel you are.
• Step 10: If I have to tell you this, you are retarded.

Underwear.
This works well for either sexes as we each have a pretty unique pair of undies, with bras and tight boxers - although girls are now wearing both.

Bras.

• You can place the tightly-rolled baggie, and depending on thickness, between your back and bra strap.
• You could also hide it in the cup of your bra. Of course, this all depends on thickness and your tit size.

Tight underwear.

• Hide the tightly-rolled baggie in the crotch. Guys can hide it between a now-sweaty cock and nutsack or their gooch.
• You can also hide it betwen your arse-cheeks. Just bear in mind that your narcotics will probably smell/taste of sweaty, hairy man-arse by the time ingestion rolls around.
• You could also hide a thin amount of narcotics in the waistband of your undies/boxers as you can disguise the slight bulge with a belt. Just "hold them in place" by putting teh belt on top of them, and tight.

Socks.
Section 5.9 of the Police And Criminal Evidence Act states that:

Section 5.9 PACE 1984 wrote:

The thoroughness and extent of any search or examination carried out in accordance
with the powers in section 54A must be no more than the officer considers necessary
to achieve the required purpose. Any search or examination which involves the
removal of more than the person’s outer clothing shall be conducted in accordance
with Code C, Annex A, paragraph 11.

Basically, the Police and/or Security cannot remove any "inner" clothing such as t-shirts, underwear and trousers. Basically anything that would cause "embarrasment" to the person (read: you and socks) being searched..in front of hordes of oggling sluts outside a club.
If you are ever arrested, request a copy of PACE as it wastes Police time and they have to give it to you by Law and cannot do anything, usually, until after you have read and understood it.

• Step 1: So, get your sock and baggie of tightly-rolled narcotics.
• Step 2: Place the baggie into your sock, the lower down the better.
• step 3: Walk about with shoes on for a bit. Keep it comfy and remember a pat-down may happen, so the lower down the better as the bulge won't be so prominent.

Remember the Police and/or Security (most likely Police as they have the legal authority to do so) they can take you int he back of a Police Van (for arrest convenience, I guess) or to one side to demand you remove an item of "inner" clothing if they suspect something is up. It's not too often they go to such lengths, though. A great example are "official" (read: Policed and Advertised) raves where the Police only target dealers or people with weapons. personal amounts are let in as they prefer Stoners to Drunks (they said to me off the record).

Security pockets.

I purchased a pair of "Blue Castle" Combat trousers from an Army Surplus store and after a week or so, I found a small pocket (about 3cm x 6cm) just on the inside of the belt buckle level. Came in handy.

You can make your own quite simply by sewing a crude but small pocket and sewing it on the inside of the upper-portion of your trousers. The combination of belt and stomach-bulge will nicely disguise any shapes that stand out...such as a baggie of narcotics.

And if you're really desperate...

• You can put them in a condom, tie a knot (or not) and put it up your butt. +10 defense against sniffer dogs.
• Or your girlfriend's/mates vag.
• Swallow them the day before in a balloon and shit them out in the club. You will need great metabolism knowledge of your own body...plus the toilets are rank in most clubs. +20 for stupidity!
• Bomb them all outside and OD after 30 minutes standing at a bar waiting to be served. +100 for effect!

aaand the Legal implications.

I HIGHLY reccommend this site!
UK law states the following for posession of drugs:

http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/info/penalties.htm wrote:

We spoke to a detective sergeant on a local district drugs unit in the north of England, who gave us a rough guide as to the amounts that would be sufficient to suspect possession with intent:



amphetamines - "a couple of grams"

cannabis - "a couple of ounces"

cocaine - "a small quantity - one gram"

ecstasy - "more than two pills"

heroin - "1/16th oz"

LSD - "a couple of tabs"

magic mushrooms - "don't think we'd really bother"

Well that's reassuring, but what about the penalties for the most common drugs?

http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/info/penalties.htm wrote:

Cannabis (1998 arrest stats)

CLASS - B
AMOUNT CONSIDERED 'SUPPLY' - 2 oz
MAX PUNISHMENT (supply) - 14 years or a fine (or both)
MAX PUNISHMENT (possession) - 5 years or a fine (or both)
AVERAGE PUNISHMENT (in reality) - 10 months and £87 fine
CAUTIONED - 48,480
FOUND GUILTY - 40,119
IMPRISONED - 2,832

http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/info/penalties.htm wrote:

Cocaine (1998 arrest stats)
CLASS - A
AMOUNT CONSIDERED 'SUPPLY' - 1 gram
MAX PUNISHMENT (supply) - life and an unlimited fine
MAX PUNISHMENT (possession) - 7 years and an unlimited fine
AVERAGE PUNISHMENT (in reality) - 3 years 3 months and £167
fine
CAUTIONED - 819
FOUND GUILTY - 2,642
IMPRISONED - 411

http://www.thegooddrugsguide.com/info/penalties.htm wrote:

Ecstasy (1998 arrest stats)
CLASS - A
AMOUNT CONSIDERED 'SUPPLY' - 3 pills
MAX PUNISHMENT (supply) - life and an unlimited fine
MAX PUNISHMENT (possession) - 7 years and an unlimited fine
AVERAGE PUNISHMENT (in reality) - 2 years 2 months and £173 fine
CAUTIONED - 911
FOUND GUILTY - 1,461
IMPRISONED - 238

Of course, bear in mind the paperwork for a drugs bust. Can the cops be bothered to fill out all those pages over n 1/8 of weed when there are other, more fun people to fuck with out there?
And regular, "official", maximum sentences from the Misuse of Drugs Act (1971):

http://www.drugscope.org.uk/resources/faqs/faqpages/what-are-the-uk-drug-laws.htm wrote:

Class A 7 years + fine Life + fine
Class B 5 years + fine 14 years + fine
Class C 2 years + fine 14 years + fine

Remember, you are taking a risk by bringing any illegal substance into a club. I wouldn't give a fuck, personally if it weren't for the Cops and Laws, but you have to abide them for an easy life.
If you OD..
Don't expect much help at a club. Go with mates and have you look out for each other. If you feel shit then go outside where people are smoking and sit in a quiet corner. Drink some water or a soft drink and maybe call it quits if things get too intense. Clubs aren't known to be sympathetic with their Fascist-style, SS Security.
Don't take the piss..
If you're caught, you're caught. Don't keep trying it, especially on a regular basis at your local club as you will more than likely get banned if you're caught. If you plan on anything at your local, then get to know and bypass security. That way at least you're on friendly terms with them.

Further reading.
"The Voice of Reason" - How to hide drugs.

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4/4/2011

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