Bad ideas for free food?

ShroomerShroomer New Arrival
edited May 2011 in Man Cave
Got any bad ideas on how to get free food?

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  • LethargicaLethargica Regular
    edited May 2011
    Dine and dash
    just eat the food at the supermarket
    order food that offer a buffet style meal and walk off.
    street venues, grab it and run
    go to your friends house/dorm and eat their food
    go to parties, take their alcohol and sell it for food, or you can just eat the food at the party.
    costco..get a member ship and eat their samples.

    the easiest way is to make friends and dine with them, make them feel bad so they order/share with you. the only tough part is that you need to be likable.


    *or you can do what i used to do, go to the back of a donut shop and search in their garbage can disposable donuts/bagels. NO OTHER TRASH inside but just donuts. take them and you get free donuts/bagels until you get out of your situation.
  • PsychoDelicPsychoDelic Regular
    edited May 2011
    You drink exactly 300ml of any spirit (preferably vodka) and 50mg to 100mg of cocaine. This causes you to not give a fuck and the cocaine counteracts the depressant effects of the alcohol as well as increasing alertness. Proceeding this you load your gun or grab your knife and hop in your car. Next you park, leaving your car running, you pull on your mask.

    You run in, pull out the gun, and let a few off.
    [ever seen Falling Down?] Shout at the polish/ pak/ nig behind the counter
    "GET ME SOME FOOD YO! THIS NIGGAS HUNGRY! May I have two cheeseburgers, one with fries and a can of sprite please."
    Then you shit all over the name-badge pricks face. Furthermore any white/ spic female MUST be raped, yeh your going be a rapest. Finally you take your food, tip, apologise for the trouble and give thanks.

    THEN YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING BITCH IN THE FACE.
    Jump back in the car, park it a mile from your house then burn it out. Run home then smoke a joint and eat your food. Finish off by burning your clothes and having a good shower, then go play games or jerk off.
  • PsychoDelicPsychoDelic Regular
    edited May 2011
    Either that or you can call up a pizza company to your next door neighbour, order one pizza; then minutes after, order to a house nearby asking for like 3 pizzas. When the delivery boy stops to give it to your next door neighbours house, run out and snatch the other pizzas. They are usually on a moped in an unlocked heat box on the back. This works better with a block of flats as the first stop. Remember to be careful when phoning them.
  • BoxBox Regular
    edited May 2011
    Coffee shops. Given that they always have some sort of fancy counter-showcases which makes it cumbersome to get out, simply ask for a coffee, get some bread so she puts it in the bag, whilst she places them in the brown bag, take it and run.

    Taking shit from supermarkets works too. Make a small purchase *bag of chips w/e* ask for a bag and walk out. Then walk back in, stuff in the bag all the fruits/veggies you want, and walk out. Inspect the supermarket prior to do so, Chinese markets are perfect. Shit security (jk they got none) and they're always packed. If you're going to take chips,pop them in the bag so they don't take up space. You could probably manager to fit in 10 cheeze doodles in there :D
  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited May 2011
    Phone up businesses, say you are organising some kind of overnight / weekend trip for some kind of young persons educational group. Be prepared to get a shit load of food - maybe some times all the same thing. This is good if you can store it or want to have a party.

    You can also be cheeky with them and ask if you could have a mix if that would be at all possible so you might not be left with a 10lb block of cheese.
  • ShadyLadyShadyLady Locked
    edited May 2011
    Dine & Dash. Swipe a few gift cards from a store (Michaels is easy) & when the bill comes, leave the $0 balance gift card in the check holder with the bill, it's always nice to leave a tip for the waitress/waiter. As an added bonus, a surprisingly most restaurants don't use cameras. :)
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    Local weddings, funeral services. In Pakistan you get to eat food in weddings and although people watch everything you can get in fairly easily.

    In funerals you have an open opportunity. Just wear a white dress and walk in and just stay with group. And the body is buried you get to eat food.

    In Mosques, during Ramadan or any Islamic festival free food is distributed.

    In local Community, whenever someone celeberates they donate food to locals, you can join them by simply getting in the queue with a plastic bag.
  • Hammer TankHammer Tank Regular
    edited May 2011
    well i heard about this a long time ago so they may be onto it, but it's worth a try:

    go in the drive-thru, it needs to be one where both sides are enclosed so the only way out is to go through the drive thru. when u get to order, just say that you dont want to order any more and you're just gonna leave. let the line move forward, and drive past the 'pay' window, and stop at the food window. when the person behind you pays, they will give you his food. now GTFO before they find out.
  • ShadyLadyShadyLady Locked
    edited May 2011
    I saw this posted on another site. Hotel buffets. Some hotels don't just have muffins & danishes but eggs, bacon, etc. You can pose as a guest & get yourself some free breakfast. If you are asked for your key, say you left it in your room since your significant other is still in there. I've been meaning to try this, lol.
  • blink182blink182 Acolyte
    edited May 2011
    well i heard about this a long time ago so they may be onto it, but it's worth a try:

    go in the drive-thru, it needs to be one where both sides are enclosed so the only way out is to go through the drive thru. when u get to order, just say that you dont want to order any more and you're just gonna leave. let the line move forward, and drive past the 'pay' window, and stop at the food window. when the person behind you pays, they will give you his food. now GTFO before they find out.

    did you see that Remi guy do this? But anyway I don't think it works anymore.
  • ShadyLadyShadyLady Locked
    edited May 2011
    well i heard about this a long time ago so they may be onto it, but it's worth a try:

    go in the drive-thru, it needs to be one where both sides are enclosed so the only way out is to go through the drive thru. when u get to order, just say that you dont want to order any more and you're just gonna leave. let the line move forward, and drive past the 'pay' window, and stop at the food window. when the person behind you pays, they will give you his food. now GTFO before they find out.


    There's a better way to scam fast food. Go at a busy time & walk straight up the counter (bypass the line) & tell the cashier that you went through the drive through earlier & they forgot to include [whatever items you want]. If they ask for the receipt, say you were so angry about your missing items that you must have forgotten the receipt at your house. Learned that one from Scumbag. :)
  • edited May 2011
    Any ex pizza guys here? when they make deliverys do they hit a string of houses or deliver one at a time.

    Hypothetically, Mr Pizza guys car is loaded down with pizza, busy night. if he is invited in the house you could nab everyones pizzas out of his pizza mobile. two people could set it up.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited May 2011
    You do know that city missions exist, right?
  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited May 2011
    Raise money for charity, and spend that on food :P Just go knocking round doors and collect money for some fake charity that you set up (running a marathon of something), and then live off that. Do that in different towns and cities and you got a result!
  • SeitzySeitzy Acolyte
    edited May 2011
    Homeless shelters? Soup Kitchens? if you're feeling ballsy and you're in a city, try one of those mini-markets that or run by those Chinese people. they usually have a door open and they have bags of chips and shit just sitting right by the door.

    Kinda like this
    [ame=" - Seagull Goes Shoplifting[/ame]
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