Totse/Totseans Bible
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Well, I had this idea awhile ago and I thought I should give it a try. Basically the idea is to create a religion around Totse or Totsean Culture, I would prefer Totsean Culture since it doesn't really have any legal issues associated with it. The term was coined by the community and not Jeff Hunter.
We will write stories just like in the bible or quran or just make handbook that gives detailed instructions on Totsean lifestyle. It will be total creative work, everything in it would be fictional and in some cases accurate. In this we can talk about liberation, anti privacy campaigns and how a totsean should conduct himself in daily life.
It will be a compilation of information created by us, it will consists of different guides, religious doctrines, that point towards Totsean Bible being the last holy book. In short, we can say it's just a way to reach out.
Once finished, we will market the product and use it as a tool.
Thoughts?
We will write stories just like in the bible or quran or just make handbook that gives detailed instructions on Totsean lifestyle. It will be total creative work, everything in it would be fictional and in some cases accurate. In this we can talk about liberation, anti privacy campaigns and how a totsean should conduct himself in daily life.
It will be a compilation of information created by us, it will consists of different guides, religious doctrines, that point towards Totsean Bible being the last holy book. In short, we can say it's just a way to reach out.
Once finished, we will market the product and use it as a tool.
Thoughts?
Comments
We're not required to agree on all of it. It just has to be something that you want others to follow. Like I can say that stalking people and then killing people who follow Islam is the right thing to do. That sort of stuff
Creation of The Universe.
Creation of Life.
Truth about GOD.
Truth about Humanity.
Why Do We Exists.
Religion and its Secrets.
The Holy Prophets.
Drugs and War.
What is our Goal?
What Happens When We Die?
etc
Plan was to kill it with hate crime and weird erotica stories, like fucking a midget and then drinking the blood of a cat will bring you closer to purity etc.
I know it's a Meh Idea but you're allowed to preach your own sinful teachings here. It can be printed, distributed and marketed.
Something something.
A dress code would be lutzy.
Special holidays like stfu day and molatov everything day.
Especially if we include bombs n drugs n shit wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:hai:
they are kids nigga, just got to let them live the fantasy. :facepalm:
Hey, Religion is the number way to fucking troll people. Idiots die for it. Plus, it's a good excerise in writing and being creative.
OK, but how is this pertinent to the topic at hand? Or is it an idea for commandements:
1. Do not shit where you eat
1. Shut the fuck up. (Unlike the vague and useless commandments of Christianity we should of course elaborate -- this means don't brag, don't talk to the police, don't tell people little things they don't need to know because it will come back to you.)
2. Do not shit where you eat.
3..x. ???
What was the wording in the old mission statement....you don't have to agree with any of it, but its here for your persual if you wish. Make your OWN choices...blah, blah, blah. :thumbsup:
Now you are trying to come up with a "communal" guidebook of sorts....and I get its all out of fun or whimsy, but to me the striking contrast will just leave a confusing message for any visitors checking us out for the first time.
TL/DR....Its hard just to get 4 people to agree on where to go for dinner, how the hell can you come up with any group mindset in a place littered with such demented people?
I noticed that too. Kinda like how C/O never posts at the same time as I. Different schedules...
While I certainly appreciate the flattering comparisions between myself and Slave, I would concede we are quite different and he is certainly a "better" man than I. He's kinder, more patient, more disciplined, and just has a more tolerable soul for fools than I do. :thumbsup:
Hell, this is a guy that moderated under Zok for quite some time, and even gave Meta a chance for a few posts at The Damage Done.
Geez, now that I'm rattling off all his traits where he is better than me....he is sounding closer to YOUR personality than mine. :eek:
Was the Spectral-Slave Spectacle on the old "Demonstrate your Abilities" thread the biggest troll of all????
I want to capture that essence. Look all it needs is proper execution and some outlines. I didn't read bible but I know it's full of stories and people fall for it. We can do that same thing but instead of random bullshit why not add something is accurate and worth something.
Wouldn't you want your religion to teach you how to defend your family and then kill them if the need arises. Consider that written in some holy book.
It's an elaborate troll but unlike other project we could learn something from it.
That is my whole point though.....what can ANY of us agree on that would be deemed "accurate".
Seriously, make the most vanilla commentary you can that you think "defines" a Totsean......I guarantee you even in a userbase as small as this there would be at least some member here that would be contrary to whatever statement you made.
Gimme just one example of a mantra you think would stick for each and every person here.....
Herp. Derp. Slobber.
Cuz the internet is ONLY to spread pseudo tough guy flames while hiding behind the safety of your keyboard....and never show signs of respect or appreciation, right? :rolleyes:
Grow up Sanchez.....and realize that your kidiotic version of how people conduct themselves towards each other (whether IRL or online) is part of the reason you are such a socially stunted misfit. :fap:
Easy Freedom of Speech and Expression, every man in this universe has the rights to express his views. That mantra could be a start.
Again, I know already that not everyone will like this but we're looking at the nigger bigger picture here.
Nah, you are just the one acting like a spastic fool bouncing from forum community to forum community depending on how the mood/wave suits you. And besides, I've read your tripe over at Totse2....your little Coven of Kidiots that you are in with your little clique constantly up each other's ass....I guess you never give them any kind words or praise, do ya? :facepalm:
This would be the appropriate place to start putting up examples of people that do NOT espouse the principles of Freedom of Speech.....but then again we'd have to start addressing that whole Dark Rodent issue again, and my perma ban, and other ugliness..... and well, I don't want to chase you off this thread.
Oh wait....the month is almost up, I guess all that will be fixed by this time tomorrow?
It's for lulz, why would I bother creating a bible if I wasn't planning it to use it for trolling and massive butthurt. I want it to be fucked up and aimed at pissing everyone off.
You are the one that started the complaining when talking about giving out e-blowjobs all because some posters around here have my utmost respect.
Speaking of blowjobs....exacty how many does one have to give out to get entrance into your uber-cool Tuff Guy Squad. :facepalm: :facepalm:
That aside though and back on the subject of a "bible." Just have it like the talmud, a collection of commentaries and debates, which individual totseans are not obliged to study or believe.
Shouldnt JosephStalin be infracted for posting PI? I thought that was a big no-no in Totse...
So let me get this right....
In your bizzaro mind, if I throw a couple lines together expressing my respect or admiration for another male.....in your mind there is a whole heeping amount of faggotry involved.
But on the flip side, you join a cyber community and then create your own sub-clubhouse titled Tuff Guy Squad"(ELL OH FUCKIN ELL :facepalm:)...and that doesn't reek of girlish cliqueish immature homosexuality? :rolleyes:
Tell us Sanchez....just what exactly does the Tuff Guy Squad do/stand for? :eek:
He's a socially stunted misfit with severe emotional issues.....you didn't really think he'd be able to control himself when backed into a corner with such angst and frustration in his heart, did you?
I am going for a much needed walk now, I will come back and start working on this project. I only created this thread to get some ideas. I know in the end I will have to do it myself anyway
Handbook, guidebook won't work because it's just a book.
Look the aim here is to make a religion which is daddy of all religion. It's like creating something that takes a dump on othere beliefs and then calling it true and the only book. I know it's radical, stupid but hey the whole world is filled with idiots. You just to inspire someone to follow it.
Lets do eet.