Piss Jars/Buckets/Bottles

I find that it is very prudent for one to keep a receptacle for urine nigh in case of the circumstance that ones water closet malfunctions or if needed in a dire exception emergency. You will find that such a device is quite handy and may save your trousers and your dignity on such stated occasions. I personally prefer the use of a plastic bottle which may hold 2 liters of fluid. While it may seem difficult because the pens will most certainly not fit into the hole it can be acheived by placing the urethra firmly air tight inside the orafice. This vessel will allow said usage for several occasions and is most readily available to the modern gentleman. I firmly suggest a vessel which once carried a fluid of the same color as the last of your urination. This may, perchance, provide lulz in the near future.