How to Interact With a Nigger
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Basically I don't see Nigger in Pakistan. Judging from the feedback I get from Totseans, it seems you need to take certain precautions when dealing with them.
So, far I know they like Watermellons and fried chicken, they like black shoe polish (don't ask me how I know it, but it makes sense if they prefer keeping black shoe polish with them) and they like white pussy.
The problem is, I can get watermellons and fried chicken and even black shoe polish (I might have to get a used one) but I don't fucking know how to start the interaction.
Do I just go to them and give them the items and wait for them to respond or should I just yell HEY NIGGER and throw things at them and run away. I am clueless here.
I heard they smell like shit, not being a racist here, just some people said that niggers stink bad, like real fucking bad and they can't speak clearly, it's like some cockroach lives in their mouth and they have constantly spit while talking in order to keep the roach in. I could be wrong but this might explain lot of rap music.
Plus they steal, do I take my watch off and hide my cellphone before approaching them, do I need a taser with me all the time when in their company also, it seems apart from smelling and stealing they really like being cheap.
I mean they don't spend a dime on you, I am not saying that I think they do, it's just someone said that to me, so do they beg for money and never really give it back to you.
Also are niggers even human? I mean they look more like apes then human but again I am not saying they do, but some people pointed that out, I am not saying Obama resembles... I think I should avoid saying the word nigger and obama in the same sentence.
So, Totsean help me interact with a nigger. Make be prepared so I can handle if the nigger tries to do something retarded (can't expect anything clever from them, those 2pac cock sucking niggers).
Again, I AM NOT BEING A RACIST.
So, far I know they like Watermellons and fried chicken, they like black shoe polish (don't ask me how I know it, but it makes sense if they prefer keeping black shoe polish with them) and they like white pussy.
The problem is, I can get watermellons and fried chicken and even black shoe polish (I might have to get a used one) but I don't fucking know how to start the interaction.
Do I just go to them and give them the items and wait for them to respond or should I just yell HEY NIGGER and throw things at them and run away. I am clueless here.
I heard they smell like shit, not being a racist here, just some people said that niggers stink bad, like real fucking bad and they can't speak clearly, it's like some cockroach lives in their mouth and they have constantly spit while talking in order to keep the roach in. I could be wrong but this might explain lot of rap music.
Plus they steal, do I take my watch off and hide my cellphone before approaching them, do I need a taser with me all the time when in their company also, it seems apart from smelling and stealing they really like being cheap.
I mean they don't spend a dime on you, I am not saying that I think they do, it's just someone said that to me, so do they beg for money and never really give it back to you.
Also are niggers even human? I mean they look more like apes then human but again I am not saying they do, but some people pointed that out, I am not saying Obama resembles... I think I should avoid saying the word nigger and obama in the same sentence.
So, Totsean help me interact with a nigger. Make be prepared so I can handle if the nigger tries to do something retarded (can't expect anything clever from them, those 2pac cock sucking niggers).
Again, I AM NOT BEING A RACIST.
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So, I should keep a peice of meat with me at all time and a hard stick, just in case some nigger gets lose and starts barking at me?
Wow, I should start working on this.
What, do nigger travel in packs, do the little ones bite? Can I fuck them?
Humor? Learn to take it mate.
Aww come on, I wouldn't be on zoklet/totse if I didn't find these things moderately funny. Its just that it gets a bit old when every second post I read contains the same humour/joke about niggers.
I still laugh at a lot of the racist jokes because they come across as being very tongue in cheek, like your original post, which I got a lol out of. Its the people that take it more seriously and continuously post about the same thing that I'm referring to. Its like flogging a dead horse, or in this case, a dead nigger :mad:
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Thanks bro.
when in doubt throw the crack rock and run for safety.
All Niggers have aids...lol
I still laugh at a lot of the racist jokes because they come across as being very tongue in cheek, like your original post, which I got a lol out of. Its the people that take it more seriously and continuously post about the same thing that I'm referring to. Its like flogging a dead horse, or in this case, a dead nigger :mad:[/QUOTE]
I got your point, I was just having some fun.
Now that's a smilie worth having HAHAHAHAH.
:thumbsup:[ A gun is better than a rock
Holy shit, that just might work. :thumbsup:
wait what, I don't get it. what did slave mean by that?
Gripping small loose change braces the finger bones thereby strengthening them and allowing a person to punch harder with less chance of injury, similar to the effect of taping a boxer's hands. The change can been also be thrown in an attacker's face; lots of small, thin-egded, coins make for effective shrapnel (hence the British phrases "got any shrapnel on you?" or "I've only got shrapnel on me", etc...).
And unlike using guns and knives you're not going to automatically get a heavy sentence for crippling someone with money.
Three cheers for capitalism.
With each passing post I am getting hotter and hotter for you, slave
True, but I'm undecided as to whether allowing the general populace of somewhere like the UK easy access to legal firearms would be a good idea.
Too many fucking nutters on the streets.
The key words are "easy access". I don't think guns should be easily obtainable by the general public but people should be able to obtain them if they can pass some sort of background check.
I think in Canada you'd have to have 5 references in order to get a gun. Also, when I was in living in Toronto, I told one of my roommates that I was thinking of getting a shotgun and the next thing I know, a police officer was questioning my dad regarding my whereabouts. I mean, wtf? Just because I was thinking of getting a gun it doesn't automatically make me dangerous/a criminal.
That sounds very good in principle but I suspect certain minorities, e.g. 'niggers', would get discriminated against using such a system. In this country that kind of 'racism' would make the liberal elites' blood boil, possibly even more so than having access to guns in the first place. In fact they're are several ways I can see British papers like the Guardian ("the worlds leading liberal voice" :facepalm:) getting worked up about the various injustices, social inequalities and strife gun ownership would bring to 'disadvantaged communities' no matter how carefully crafted the law was.
But this is what happens when your country is run by clueless liberal shits.
This is completely wrong, you need to stop listening to these fucking morons regarding people of color. You yourself are brown are you not? These racist fucks would throw you under the bus without thinking twice.
There's no smoke without fire.
Fuck you, shitskin apologist.
People like you are all mouth.
Imperialistic white men will go to any great length to keep their power, if they feel threatened, you'd better know that they'll stomp on non-whites and their white leftist apologists. All of these non-whites hate each other as well; evryone hates niggers and niggers hate niggers probably more than anybody, afterall, they are the ones killing each other in record numbers WORLDWIDE. You thinking that the might of the white man can be toppled by non-whites is just wishful thinking. Your "outnumbered" argument is silly. The only people who destroy the white race to a great degree are white people themselves when they mix with non-whites and give too much hospitality to the ingrate bastards. Even if we did all mix, you'd just have a stupid caste system like in Brazil.
Racism never will go away because it's a valid taxonomic construct and apart of us. Anti-racists are ironically the biggest racists (by the way they define it, that is).
You dislike people who dislike others? Woah there, don't think about it too much otherwise your head could explode.
And I'd be pissed off and scared too if I was as ugly as negrophobe or as stupid as DS ...You poor bastards :hai:
Just for the sake of laughing at your stupidity, what exactly is your definition of a racist?
Your physiognomy suggests neanderthal-like intelligence. To be fair, an incredibly stupid, close-minded bigot. Also take from that what you will. I can't expect too much.
Somehow I'm not surprised you haven't heard of a dictionary, or at least haven't understood how to use it yet. It actually exists to give us definition of words. Twisting word definition to suit your own views is a good way of side stepping reality...Or ignoring it. Suit yourself :thumbsup:
Racist:
1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.
EDIT: Just noticed one more thing you and DS have in common....Terrible comprehension skills!
Making a judgment based on physiognomy is a little ironic don't you think?
But to be perfectly fair, its not just his appearance, its his attitude and the conclusion I've reached from reading his posts... And I gotta say, he looks rather how I imagined. A very fitting physiognomy in my opinion. Also, bring up a photo of a neanderthal and put his side by side, the similarities are striking :eek:
Lets let negrophobe answer for himself now, eh? No need to mother the poor guy :hai:
The fact that you need a dictionary to tell you what racism is speaks volumes, but never the less, I will educate you, since your reading comprehension isn't up to scratch that much; I know very well what racism is, I was asking you to give me your definition of it. The meaning of the term 'racism' has changed over time, the earlier and the more accurate definition of racism simply involved the belief that human populations are divided into separate races and have differing abilities (which is a fact). Nice try, but your hostility and name calling didn't do you any favours either, it seems you're more ignorant than a racist is; but that's what I've come to expect from anti-racists and race-deniers.
By the way, I'm not afraid, I just hate niggers.
If you knew it was humor, why'd you call us bigots? Methinks you're a bit slow but I guess time will tell.
Fucking LOL! You fly boys crack me up. You asked for my definition. My definition is the one in the dictionary...Amazing, isn't it? Life would be so confusing if we all just made up our own definition of words....And nice assumption, but I actually knew what a racist was before consulting the dictionary :eek: ...I honestly did that for your benefit.
And sorry about the name calling/hostility, I'm just calling it like I see it/read it. I thought you of all people would understand that. Yes, I am a bit ignorant when it comes to racists and bigots. Gotta speak their language, ya' know? I did get some lulz when you admitted to your own ignorance. This is a good thing though. Maybe you aren't so ignorant after all! :hai: ...Recognizing our faults is the first step forward.
Your comprehension skills aren't getting any better. But good work on trying to flip it around :thumbsup: ...Maybe next time it will have more effect. Sorta reminds me of this.
EVASIVE TACTICS, NAO!
You would have to be a bigot in the first place to actually take offense to what I said...Or you simply didn't read what was posted/took it the wrong way.
Sorry for any misunderstandings
I had already said the definition of the word has been changed over time, because of politically correct motives, to include "racial discrimination."
To avoid confusion, I'll describe myself as a racialist rather than a racist, not that I care in the slightest about being called a racist.
No one is taking offence, they're just sick of your bullshit, that doesn't make them a bigot. What is it with you leftists and your snobby and hostile attitudes?
Man, don't sink to his level. I just had a late breakfast, I don't want to see that shit.
Aww come on I'm just having fun. This is totse, isn't it? You get to call niggers and whoever else whatever you please but don't like it when it happens to you? I'm not trying to do myself a favour. I'm just enjoying myself. Don't take it so seriously :fap:
Comprehension, my friend, you need it. I never said that you're trying to make up your own definition of the word. What I said was...
A simple statement. You are trying too hard.
Your view of racism was also exactly what I said it was. Though it seems you didn't really grasp that. Bit of a moot point imho.
See above.
Good to know :thumbsup: Maybe you have an inkling of how it feels now. Also a hilariously ironic statement...Actually, looking back, your posts have been incredibly ironic.
Yess DS, join us filthy snobby hostile leftist liberals!!! Buahahahaha!!
Not that I associate completely with liberals...But it is amusing watching you guys chuck a hissy fit about it.
Another good definition of a 'racist' is "someone who is winning an argument with a liberal” as Peter Brimelow put it.
This isn't about my 'irony,' it's about your idiocy. I personally see nothing ironic about anything I've said. Excuse me if it seems I sometimes retort in a hostile manner to both you and skunk, who have referred to me as "ugly" and a "fucking moron." I won't be kind when I call you out on your unwarranted hostility and ignorance.
I don't throw a hissy fit about anything you do, I just think you're an idiot.