Man calls police after kitten bites him - Ohhh the horror

bornkiller · June 2011

:facepalm:

A Speedway man was recovering this morning from a kitten bite to his thumb.Craig Wyatt, 24, called police Thursday afternoon after a kitten in a woodpile nipped him on the right thumb, according to a Speedway police report.
Wyatt said the feline bit him when he tried to tie a string around its neck. When police arrived the kitty was tied to a tree.
Officer Chris Helmer described the cat in a report as “very calm and nonaggressive unless it was provoked.”
Helmer said Wyatt had a puncture through his right thumbnail a puncture on the bottom of his thumb.
The Speedway Street Department took the cat away and Wyatt filed a bite report.

http://www.indystar.com/article/20110603/NEWS02/110603006/Man-calls-police-after-kitten-bites-him

SHANE14 · June 2011

hahahahahahah

hahahahahaha

Daktologist · June 2011

lol what a fucking moron

Unknown · June 2011

Wow. That's a class A retard right there, and now he joins the ranks of those other people who call the cops because they burned the toast or they can't change a lightbulb. I've heard a shit load of stories over the years, it's ridiculous.

Slave of the Beast · June 2011

He should have cuffed the moron for wasting police time, but the policeman himself sounds like an idiot so I'm a bit surprised the cat didn't get shot for resisting arrest.