I wanna rip my own dick off

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• Anonymous Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Mine is long enough for me to suck on without tearing it off.

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• mr.blunt Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  :mad:ijuana wrote: »

  Just as effective and much less painful
  

  
  That looks pretty painful.

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• Pill Popper Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Jesus christ what a thread
  
  No I have never had the urge to do this
  
  you fucks are twisted

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• JustAnotherAsshole Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Always.

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• Brock Samson Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Being able to give yourself dome(head) would kick ass.

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• Native Reserve Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  sort of

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• Mantikore Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  :mad:ijuana wrote: »

  Just as effective and much less painful
  

  
  those are some ugly ass sandals

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• Icee Weiner Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Mantikore wrote: »

  those are some ugly ass sandals

  
  At least he doesn't have socks on with them

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• Morningside Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  lol dicks
  

  

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• D7 Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  You are not thinking with portals

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• Morningside Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  lol
  

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• D7 Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Great. Millions dollar well spent.
  Still, is it gay to suck your own dick?
  Or is it count as masturbation?

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• Giomanach Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  D̉̋ilẻ̡̓t͓tant͖͑̓e wrote: »

  Great. Millions dollar well spent.
  Still, is it gay to suck your own dick?
  Or is it count as masturbation?

  
  It is count as masturbation.

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• Jack Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Yes, I've always wanted to be able to detach my own dick.

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• Icee Weiner Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Jack wrote: »

  Yes, I've always wanted to be able to detach my own dick.

  
  

  

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• Intoxicated Shaman Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Sometimes when I think about some of my old hookups, I wanna rip my dick off for how dumb she was.

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• Silosighbin Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  meta wrote: »

  And suck on it. Anyone else get this urge?

  
  
  
  Because sucking your amputated cock will be in anyway satisfying..

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• jarkof Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  I would not rip mine off but I have slowly amputated it with a pair of safety scissors before.

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• D7 Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  You might want to read this guys
  http://www.megaupload.com/?d=c7gx58k7

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• Unknown

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  Morningside wrote: »

  lol
  

  
  Holy shit. If you were in a corridor, you could fire a portal either side and fuck yourself up the ass. Only if you were gay though.

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• HTS-Noob Regular

  July 2010 edited July 2010

  no but sometimes i get the urge to just FUCK SHIT UP like throw a chair thru my TV or toss my ipod off a bridge for no reason other than i can and its nice to see shit break and even more satisfying trying to rebuild it

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