Conversations with God
DeepThought
Acolyte
God:What do you think your mission is?
Me:To be
God:But what is to be?
Me:It just is
God:So be it
Me:Hence everyday life lessons...
God: Do you know what cool is.
Me: Do you remember
God:Cool is not caring about the world, because you know you have it that right
Me:Right
God:Yet I need to remind you
Me:Unfortunately you prescribed a day night cycle where one might forget, or did you forget the game
God:No. I was just trying to make you better.
Me:To be
God:But what is to be?
Me:It just is
God:So be it
Me:Hence everyday life lessons...
God: Do you know what cool is.
Me: Do you remember
God:Cool is not caring about the world, because you know you have it that right
Me:Right
God:Yet I need to remind you
Me:Unfortunately you prescribed a day night cycle where one might forget, or did you forget the game
God:No. I was just trying to make you better.
Comments
God: Others still must play
Me: Perhaps I should not be selfish
God: Yes
Me: The game shall change soon
God: A slow transition
Me: sometimes i wish it wasnt like that, why not instant?
God:A shock, to humanity maybe.
God:Of course. you searched for it your whole life
Me:Stop challenging me. i know as much as you had taught me
God: But it always continues
Me:Yes.
God:Thats all you can say, exactly.
Me: Shall I acknowledge the ego of God
God:Nay
Me:Hah
God:Yay.
Me:Yahwey?
God: Precisely.
Me:Atleast I know...
God:not on my track yet
Me: But I predict your thought
God:Need I remind you.
Me:No. but at times you may throw me off
God: perhaps there is a reason for that, and all things
Me: Cliche
God:Truly
Me:Yes!
God:Go on child.
Me:how much of the game do I know,God?
God:Only 00.1% percent of the universe at this point in time
Me:Thats right. I knew more before didnt I
God: Dont play me out.
Me:I know
God:yes.
Me:I still fail to believe that earth is important to the universe
God:I love you all
Me:I thought so
God:Universe is like summer camps!
Me:I had a better analogy
God:Thats why I inspire you
Me:Touche
Me: Sorry I don't do fags.
GOD: You insult me little human.
Me: Stop trolling. You're an insult. Hell you don't even exist.
GOD: If I don't exist who are you talking to right now?
Me: Me, I am my own GOD you fucking moron. GTFO.
Me:We
God:Fine. you still dont know me
Me:I know
God:You must learn
Me:but i know so much
God:Yet you dont
Me:You only allocate me so much to know
God:For a reason
Me:Im beyond the life experience
God:Or so you think
Me:but im one of the most clever
God:I shall neither deny or acknowledge the truth of that statement
Me: But i know that doesnt matter
God:Why not?
Me:Ego.
God:yes.
God:Meanings you infer.
Me:You really didn't mean for this did you.
God:There is a reason for everything
Me: I thought so.
God: At least you get it
Me: did i get all of it
God: Perhaps
Me: I feel like asking you, why must you test me - however i know your nature.
God: so you do get it .
Me:yes
God:Good.
Me:Can you tell me about what i did not interpret properly in that movie series
God:Interpretations are like a box of chocolates. however i did relay the important themes to you.
Me: I thought so.
God:Just like in pulp fiction!
Me: That was a pretty well constructed scene
God: While I may admit that, i dont condone violence
Me: I thought so
God: Zing!
Me: you are far too much amusement
God: What else would I be
Me: That's an excellent question
God: only because you know the answer
Me: Zing!
I was tripping HARD one night on mushrooms and decided to lie down in the middle of my pitch black room with just a pillow for my head.
After a few minutes passed I could see myself floating up, away from the Earth and toward Space, breaking through the Ozone (which to me, was the barrier for sanity and insanity. I was petrified as I never thought I'd return). Anyway, as I was floating in the darkness a figure appeared. There was no definite look or long, stereotypical beard. It was just a sketchy outline of something resembling a Guru sitting with crossed legs. No details, just a sketchy outline.
As I hovered there, my brain begain to fill with random thoughts. I had to filter them, but before I knew it they made sense. There was no voice, just telepathic communications. Why would God speak English? And as the sight was just an outline, why would God be Male or Female? It was all very middle-of-the-road.
Anyway, I learnt abou my addictions and attitudes to life. I stayed there for what felt like hours but slowly managed to come down to earth, back to sanity. I sat up after being paralysed for however long, and felt like I had never felt before. Enlightened, safe and comforted.
A few months later I am talking to a friend who's Mum had a near death experience and met God, so she said. Anyway, before I told her my story, she went away and wrote down what her mum described on some paper. She came back and I told her what I experienced.
- Neither Male nor Female
- Only an outline, no tangible features
- Telepathic communication as opposed to English or speaking
Freaky. Freaky but fucking awesome.
Me: what could i possibly tell you that you dont know
God: Think about it
Me: You know all random thoughts, so anything i do can be predicted, yea?
God:I may, however human nature is random, the universe is like an anomaly
Me: You know I've been testing you with that lately God, the random nature of thought and purpose
God: An adversary? Good luck
Me: Sometimes you lead me to believe that this is the game
God: Is it?
me: according to my interpretation, yes.
God: Ah
Me:What doesnt kill me
God:makes you stronger.
Me:Correctomungo!
God: Zing!
Me: perhaps you should be my side kick
God: For what mission
Me: mine
God: But I am
Me: again with the rhetorical
God: Fine.