Weird shit you've found in the forest.

RemadERemadE Global Moderator
edited June 2011 in Spurious Generalities
So I just got off the phone to a mate and we were reminiscing about the times we spent before Uni or work, and the stuff we'd get up to. After discussing the time we used to spend in the woods it got me thinking - what weird stuff have you found in a large wooded area?
Mine would be mostly bones, a human shit in a bag, loads of spent shotgun cartridges, a water-damaged book and rusty tin. I've found better stuff on wooded Army land including an old Webley revolver and flare gun :)

How about you? What funky stuff have you found in the woods?

Oh, and I dun gots these. Half niggerbait, complete awesomeness.
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  • DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
    edited June 2011
    A bunch of pornos.
  • gingerkidgingerkid Acolyte
    edited June 2011
    i found a tent with a bunch of empty pill bottles and a hammer and hatchet. there was nothing else in the tent.
  • edited June 2011
    I've found so much bullshit in the woods near my house I can't even think about most of it. I found a Barbie bike once, a wheelchair, the deck of a skateboard, one of those kids plastic rocking toys... So much shit.
  • ChupaloChupalo Regular
    edited June 2011
    There are no woods or even foliage within 30 miles of my house. I'm just surrounded by beaners. I have found trash and used condoms where they once were. Does this count?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2011
    Possibly. I have found countless condoms on the sides of roads near my house. To be fair I have left weird things in the forest for people. One was a rabbit stuck to a tree as my knife was close to breaking so used it to secure a rabbit to a tree (far from where I was shooting as I would like to go back, y'know) as well as caught short and had a dump in the same day. My mate found an old shack but was too pussy to go in. Will have to explore sometime. A friend of mine also lives near the New Forest and has told me many-a-tales of Pagan and other Occult evidence. Odd.
  • SemSem Regular
    edited June 2011
    Bruce Campbell's evil twin.

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    Edit: To be honest there isn't exactly an abudence of forests where I live.
  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    This
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    And Jesus
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited June 2011
    spazz wrote: »
    A 1942 Dodge 4 door sedan, 2 speed tranny. it was impossible to remove because it was atleast 10 miles from any trail

    Is a 2 speed tranny one that goes both top and bottom?
  • PennywisePennywise Regular
    edited June 2011
    Found a new Caddie smashed in between my pine trees, guy still in the car... and a bottle of whiskey outside the car. Fucker was sober when we found him.
  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited June 2011
    Where I used to live, the woods were full of stolen and dumped cars.
    I also found a load of old coke bottles from the 60s.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited June 2011
    Lysdexic wrote: »
    Where I used to live, the woods were full of stolen and dumped cars.
    I also found a load of old coke bottles from the 60s.

    I found a few Jays cleaning fluid bottles in a woods near me one time. Seems the woods are the ye-olde dumping ground of yesteryear.
  • edited June 2011
    Is a 2 speed tranny one that goes both top and bottom?

    ICwutUdidthar:p

    I spent a lot of time in the woods last year, and found a lot of neat shit, but these two are my favorites as it took me a while to figure out what made them.

    Pic 1;
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    Pic 2;
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    Pic 1; I am still open to theories as to what caused this, it is a shoe print, Converse?, that much is solid. But the best theory I have as to what caused the negative imprint is this; Dust or soot from a forest fire (common where this was taken) settles on the piece of old wood. Someone steps on it while it is wet from rain, or maybe dry, removing the dust and soot where the imprint is, the sticky rubber soles of Converse shoes maybe. The sun then bleaches the bare patches making the imprint clearer.

    Pic 2; My first guess for this was that it was used by Indians a few hundred years ago to grind whatever nuts and grains they had, the problem with that theory was a lack of any appropriate nuts and grains in the local ecosystem. My Dad cleared it up for me; It is caused by small rocks and pebbles grinding away the rock due to a circular eddy or 'hydraulic' in a river, I found it about 20 meters away from a river, so this fits.

    I love finding neat stuff in the woods, it's like coming across unexpected random treasure in a video game.

    C/O
    "need nature soon, city pissing me off"
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited June 2011
    A 2 year old container of stew, shit was rank smelling after all that time, that and a rusted car body and a rusted locker.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    a fairy and trolls :o:o:o
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited June 2011
    I found a homeless person living in a cave. Shit was cash.
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