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How did he kill the dog?....He used my head.

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited June 2011 in Spurious Generalities
It made me lol....:hai:
Husband attacks wife with pet poodle in Brazil
A husband suspects his wife is having an affair and gets angry. Typical story, right?
Not this time. Rather than storming out of the house or slamming doors, the husband hits his wife ... with a poodle. Yes a poodle.
Police in southern Brazil say the man picked up the dog and swung it into his wife's head twice, reports the Associated Press.
The 4-pound dog died. The wife suffered only minor bruises.
As of Wednesday, the man had not been arrested, but police were urging prosecutors to charge him with assault and battery and cruelty to animals, according to the AP.
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  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited June 2011
    Thats awsome, but expected the story to be about a man beating his wife to death via head butts
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited June 2011
    I like this one. Kinda funny if you picture a man swinging a poodle in the air then

    bitch slapping his wife. Too bad the wife didn't die though, that would have made it funnier.
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