When I was about... I'd say 5 years old, my parents bought me a magic set for my birthday. Inside was a bunch of card tricks, a magic wand, some stuff to make coins disappear - the general stuff you'd expect to find inside a magic set. Anyway, I remember one day when I was bored, I was messing around with the magic wand and an old book I had found on the shelf. I pretended it was a book full of magic spells or something, so I set it down on the side and picked up a yellow ball. I remember putting the ball behind the couch, reading something from the book and waving the wand only to find that the ball had ACTUALLY disappeared when I went to look.
After looking around the room for ages, I eventually found the ball on the other side of the room, behind a totally different couch. I only ever had one yellow ball, and there was absolutely NO way it could have rolled over to the other side of the room. Plus, I was on my own in the room so no one even saw me do the trick (which is just my luck really, as it was unbelievable).
If there's a god, he was messing with me on that day
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Never did magic, when I was young I was too busy being a Paki.
I was playing football @ 5
and g.i. joes
I did that took but I made it cum out from my penis. MAGIC RIGHT!
thats called a pearl
a. memory, especially memories formed when you were that young/impressionable, are unreliable
b. it was probably moved by the wind or something but my mind showed it 'crawling' due to my aforementioned 'imagination'