How to commit a near-perfect murder
So I was watching this and thinking to myself about what would be a realistic near-perfect murder. Of course, you could talk about a bath of acid or whatever, but some people don't have access to that.
Instead - what about using the land, spreading the body parts out, disfiguring the parts to prolong the ID process etc.
Anyone have any input? I'll get back to this later as it's one of those "spur-of-the-thought" threads whereby I have to leave my place in 10 minutes.
Instead - what about using the land, spreading the body parts out, disfiguring the parts to prolong the ID process etc.
Anyone have any input? I'll get back to this later as it's one of those "spur-of-the-thought" threads whereby I have to leave my place in 10 minutes.
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Fuck a hooker.
Beat the hooker.
(remove teeth and fingernails before next step)
Dump the body in a barrel in mid of nowhere
pour a lot of diesel fuel, ignite
Profit.
The ice weapon sounds pretty good, actually. Made me think of the Mythbusters "Ice bullet" episode.
I was thinking of any kind of dental, fingerprint and other distinguishing features. Surely once the po-po have found the hypothetical body, they/coroner/database wouldn't recognise them? How many people go missing and are considered cold cases, eh? Quite a few I'm guessing.
What you could do is push him off the bridge, and then phone the ambulance a couple of minutes later. However, you would have to be a very good actor to maintain the image of grief. Also, it would mean you would have to stalk your victim and create a diary of everywhere he goes each week so you can keep a track of him movements. Only then can you find the right timing.
I once had a quick thought about using pykrete instead, so that it wouldn't melt before you got to the target; obviously it shouldn't be the primary plan for a murderer as there are much better ways.
I recall a discussion on a forum I casually came across some time ago where they were sharing scripts for various websites such as twitter and facebook for updating statuses and using the computer in general to act as an alibi. Upon reflection it wouldn't act as a strong alibi and the idea requires more thought. There are better options.
Step 2. Blame your 2 1/2 year old son
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/04/26/florida.toddler.shooting/
Just dump it in the ocean straight up.
That's what Pinochet did with thousands of Chileans, and they never turned up.
EDIT: Shit, nevermind. They were tied to bits of railroad-track.
That's how the mob got rid of people back in the day. They simply dropped them off the face of the Earth.
Would go the Dexter route for a perfect muder though, or as perfect as can be.
I suppoe an accidental or natural looking death would be the best option. Depending on the person depends on the death. Also a ranged or close-up attack? I guess you can go one of two ways
1) Murder and leave the bosy to look like an accident
2) Murder in whatever way and leave (as said in the "how to dispose of a body" thread) in a wrap of chicken wire with no place for gas to build up, a load of rocks and a deep body of water.
Get researching, RemadE.