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EmilyEmily Acolyte
edited July 2011 in Spurious Generalities
Hey guys, I saw some guy on this site and I decided to check it out, it seems to have some pretty good stuff on here. My name's Emily. I'm 17. I live in Maryland. So I'll be happy to hear from ya! :D

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  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited July 2011
  • edited July 2011
    Welcome to Totse :D We now have another girl here, FTW. How did you find this place?
  • EmilyEmily Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    There was this one time customer at the coffee shop I work at and he had TOTSE up when I looked over his shoulder, I think he was looking at the drugs section, I'm not sure.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2011
    fuck off faggot
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited July 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    :D We now have another girl here, FTW.

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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    Well, welcome. Avoid the Jailbait and Porn section and my erotica. If you're going to do a Cam make sure to send me a link first.



    Oh and we all know you're a dude with a tiny dick.

    :D
  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited July 2011
    I bet you're a sheboon

    go back to africa
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    Yeah you aren't fooling anyone, there are no girls on the internet.

    TITS or GTFO

    With my name written on them.
  • EmilyEmily Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Thanks Dfg.

    And everyone for the warm welcomes.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2011
    Pics or GTFO you cunt
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited July 2011
    So Emily, what is your favorite drink to make at work? How do you make it? What is your favorite type of coffee and roast?
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2011
    ^ her favourite type of roast is obviously spit roast
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited July 2011
  • EmilyEmily Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Do I really need to talk about work?

    Well my favorite drink is a specialty with black bean coffee, Triple Sec, hazelnut liqueur, Baileys Irish Cream, Amaretto, and a Dash of cinnamon schapps... yum.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2011
    Post pics or ban you fucking slut
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    Post pics or ban you fucking slut

    I'll do it too. Don't test me woman.
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited July 2011
    Emily wrote: »
    Do I really need to talk about work?

    Well my favorite drink is a specialty with black bean coffee, Triple Sec, hazelnut liqueur, Baileys Irish Cream, Amaretto, and a Dash of cinnamon schapps... yum.

    That sounds wonderful.
  • EmilyEmily Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    It's freakin' delicious!
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2011
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited July 2011
    Hi Emily! I hope you have thick skin.

    I stare at this poster (for reasons to boring to explain) almost everyday:
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  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited July 2011
    Well, now that we've established you are in fact a barista, post your tits like a good little whore.

    OR GTFO
  • EmilyEmily Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    emily.jpg

    I have smaller tits. :sad:
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    Emily wrote: »
    I have smaller tits. :sad:

    We'll be the judge of that, PICS, NOW!!!!
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    Wow, you MORONS!

    Have you learned nothing. You don't get tits pictures with that attitude. Give the girl a break.

    Hey Emily don't mind them, it's been so long since we saw someone amazing and beautiful as you. It would be great if you shared some pictures with us, don't worry we won't bite. If you do decide to share you're amazing pictures kindly write Dfg on them or on your body, this ensures that the images are real and not some fake pictures taken some gallery.

    In the end, do what you feel like :).

    If you need anything, just send me a PM and if you decide to stickem, skype, msn etc. give me a ring and I will do a free strip show and yes I will include camels.
  • jewnosejewnose Regular
    edited July 2011
    ^ How could any real woman say no to that. ^
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited July 2011
    I once asked my mom for a dollar?
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    Hey Emily I created this just for you.
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited July 2011
    hey sashafierce79 is online.
  • EmilyEmily Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    Hey Emily I created this just for you.

    Ugh, I hate fashion shows, they're so fucked up. have you ever been behind the scenes of one of those? Messed up.

    Anyways, did I mention I was 17? No CP for you guys. You'll get your pics next year. :p
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    Emily wrote: »
    Ugh, I hate fashion shows, they're so fucked up. have you ever been behind the scenes of one of those? Messed up.

    Anyways, did I mention I was 17? No CP for you guys. You'll get your pics next year. :p

    Oh come on, don't you want to bone those girls?

    Oh and CP doesn't count for me :).
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited July 2011
    i wouldnt be fooled either...they bite and they bite hard

    welcome :D

    post tits (any) or GTFO
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    Who the fuck is DS?
  • SilosighbinSilosighbin Regular
    edited July 2011
    Emily wrote: »
    Ugh, I hate fashion shows, they're so fucked up. have you ever been behind the scenes of one of those? Messed up.

    Anyways, did I mention I was 17? No CP for you guys. You'll get your pics next year. :p


    I'll give your trolling efforts a 6/10. Plus points for thinking ahead and saying you're 17, in order to avoid having to post graphic pictures. However, you could still put up SFW pics. Points were also awarded for your quick Google search on fancy coffee beverages. You need to work on your trolling a bit more though as it's still a tad obvious.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    I'll give your trolling efforts a 6/10. Plus points for thinking ahead and saying you're 17, in order to avoid having to post graphic pictures. However, you could still put up SFW pics. Points were also awarded for your quick Google search on fancy coffee beverages. You need to work on your trolling a bit more though as it's still a tad obvious.

    I give it a 5/10. I mean it's obvious what the OP is trying to do. I know tons of 17-year-olds and it usually takes a few Google searches to find their pictures, plus I don't anyone uses TOTSE in the open especially in a coffee shop and if someone did, we would have known about it, cuz we like to brag etc.


    Overall it was a decent attempt, a solid picture would get a 7/10 and a picture with some clevage and some loose tongue would easily get 8/10.
  • edited July 2011
    I was leaning towards someone trying to pedobait one of us, rather than a troll. Could be either I guess - it was the post about her being 17 which enforced the pedobait idea though.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited July 2011
    So that pic I PM'd her of my dick wasn't a good idea eh?


    :o

    Sounds like a great fucking idea too me...damnit my camera is broken. :(
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    Sounds like a great fucking idea too me...damnit my camera is broken. :(

    its ok, she doesnt wanna see your shriveled dick anyway
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    My girlfriend is called Emily, and you just freaked me out there for a second as she knows I browse here.
    Anyways, WELCUM 2 TAWTSE!
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