Due to recent forum merging we're pleased to announce that NOTW has been bought by News and Politics. The new firm also bought PLRC in a closed bid. You might have noticed that most of the sections are gone. According to our sources in Totse HQ, the Administration decided to downsize the forums following another wave of Internet recession. Sources close to Totse HQ hint there will be more and more rapids changes in the coming weeks.
Meanwhile, tensions increase in B&M when Spectral and DaGuru got butthurt over a small leave falling upside down. There butthurt was seen from NIMF section and citizen of NIMF called SpecGuru (there nick name) fags based on their past history. Some even speculate that Spectral and DaGuru are closed fags and have an active sexual relationships.
Meanwhile in H&S there was a small protest against Arts section. Grinch the leader of this protest would arrested and later charged with killing a teddy bear. In a secret deal all charges were dropped and Grinch ended his campaign.
Sources in Site Developers forum have hinted that Wiki deployment as been cancelled that the Administration is working hard to re-theme Totse.info forums and CMS. They also confirm that VB4 development is in full swing and the forums might go down in the next 10 hours for a major upgrade. They also hint there will be live updates to theme.
Meanwhile, the current mods are asking for more policy updates that will assist them in making their sections shit
free. When as went to interview Dfg his power went off and we had to wait for an hour to get him back, at time he was away on a long walk with his friend Raven. Citizen of HB beleive that Raven is a fictional character created by Dfg to reduce his loneliness.
FATTY and BHD are missing, posters were seen in HB and W&C after FATTY and BHD were both kidnapped. When asked about their whereabouts Global Mods said they're doing everything they can. According to DaGuru Fatty and BHD where kidnapped by the evil Admin Dfg and forced into unwanted sex.
In other reports a new pervert was seen in SG and S&A. the user named Kevin is known to have fucked his cousins little sister while she was in hospital. He can be seen roaming Totse streets. Certain mods are already stalking him and you might see his rape tape leaked some time in future.
We will keep you guys updated as more events unfold.Related Stories:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/8629461/News-of-the-World-closed-down-July-10-as-it-happened.html