The Random Party Thread

BoomslangBoomslang Acolyte
edited July 2011 in Man Cave
I guess I'll start things off.

Ok first of all I'm a firm believer in Jungle Juice. Cheap alcohol + cheap soda + cheap instant drink powder = Drunk, Crazy and Willing Girls...what's not to love(besides emotional drunk girls but pretend I didn't say that).
There are four things you need to make a good jungle juice:
A Sports drink style cooler
*bonus if you get the cup dispenser*

Soda(The best is Sprite because it's clear and other flavors mix well with lemon/lime)

Cheap Booze lol(I usually use vodka because the hangover isn't as bad)

and Kool-Aid or another instant drink powder

I usually mix these in a Ratio of 2:2:2
Soda to booze to Instant Drink Mix(Plus water to make the instant drink obviously...)

First add one container of instant drink mix to the cooler and fill it up with water to taste(it should be pretty strong since your diluting it down with the booze and soda)
Next add all the soda and the liquor
Mix it with a large spoon but mix it slowly so you don't lose the carbonation from the soda(it helps get you drunk faster)
Once you've mixed it well taste it and add more instant drink mix to get the taste you'd like.
After you've got the taste to your liking fill the rest of the cooler with ice and screw the lid on.
*Side note: This is a pretty good ratio for some strong jungle juice, but if you want to kick it up a notch you can add everclear to go for blackout*

Personal Addendum: I like to add a couple of five hour energy shots to jungle juice, as a tribute to Four Loko.

Boomslang's Pink Panty Dropper Hooch:
2 Liter Bottle of Sprite: x2
1.75 Liter Bottle of Banker's Club Vodka: x2
18oz CountryTime Pink Lemonade: x2
Follow the above instructions


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