Some jobs are boring as fuck. Like 40 hours a week, and not enough to do. While you are lucky for getting a job like this, it gets really dull after the first month.
You start taking risks to make it more interesting. I was working in a warehouse, and i saw this cute female co worker in the shipping dept. I immediately went to the bathroom to jerk it.
He was like 13 and showed up to school way too early. That was the only time he could get a ride, I guess. SO he pooped on the floor and then jerked off onto it lolol.
Nobody knew it was him, but everyone was looking for this mysterious Poop Bandit.
I work 60 hours a week and dont have an hour for a quick wank.
An hour long session is a quick wank?
Anyway, home jerking FTW. Unless you're at your girlfriend's house, then jerking it there is fine. So is getting her to jerk it while you post on Totse.