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Zoklet.net is down

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  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    i'm fucking pissed off

    i had a dream that i was posting on koklet and so i woke up thinking "yes. today's the day!"

    no such luck.

    anyway thanks for the warm welcomes i guess, new arrivals on zoklet have it pretty tough.

    i still have honey garlic wing sauce on my hands from last night, what a pig i am
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited July 2011
    Shudda registered earlier, bitch. :o
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    yeah right, if this place had more consistent contributors than i would have.

    but Zoklet is a lot busier. anyway, i'll do as Dr. Awkward did and unpack my bags.

    I call top bunk!
  • Dr. AwkwardDr. Awkward Regular
    edited July 2011
    ^might as well make the most of it and contribute as consistently as possible... only one way to fix it.
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited July 2011
    ^might as well make the most of it and contribute as consistently as possible... only one way to fix it.

    ^ This. It's the users that make the site.
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    All my ex's live in Texas
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited July 2011
    All my exes are dead. :o
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    lol probably killed themselves :o
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited July 2011
    Nah, they just couldn't handle the big dipper. :)
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    yea i'm sure that would hold up in a court of law

    next time you feel compelled to talk about your penis online, why don't you just not?

    some people, i tell ya
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited July 2011
    Aaaaahhh...just like old times, Arley.
  • edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    i'm fucking pissed off

    i had a dream that i was posting on koklet and so i woke up thinking "yes. today's the day!"
    Get a hold of yourself faggot
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    i'm getting a hold of myself right now :(

    i need to find a girlfriend or at least a fuck butty
  • CaptainFalconCaptainFalcon Regular
    edited July 2011
    Fuck buddy, for sure.
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2011
    Nah, they just couldn't handle the big diaper. :)

    FIXT
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    ^ i lol'd.

    also now my facebook is down. the internet is shitting all over me lately
  • ReboundRebound Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    If zoklet.net was an actual physical location I'd show up there with 20 kilograms of explosives strapped to me and fucking level the place.
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    lol nice. why don't you just do that to yourself now to make a point?
  • thewandererthewanderer Regular
    edited July 2011
    Rebound wrote: »
    If zoklet.net was an actual physical location I'd show up there with 20 kilograms of explosives strapped to me and fucking level the place.
    I'm sure the server has a physical location.... You're welcome.

    *waits for news reports*
  • ReboundRebound Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Perhaps it's a little too early with the whole Norway thing just happening. But don't worry, zoklet.net will be nothing but a smoking, stinking pile of shit in no time.

    Oh wait...
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2011
    Hey guys...
  • HazeyHazey Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Mashleshmash :mad:
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2011
  • Mutant Funk DrinkMutant Funk Drink New Arrival
    edited July 2011
    Guys, I have good news.

    I got a hold of zok and it looks like outage was caused by a problem at the datacenter which has yet to have been resolved. He doesn't know when Zoklet will be back, but it sounds like he plans on bringing it back online.
  • HazeyHazey Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    Guys, I have good news.

    I got a hold of zok and it looks like outage was caused by a problem at the datacenter which has yet to have been resolved. He doesn't know when Zoklet will be back, but it sounds like he plans on bringing it back online.

    [Thanks]
    It is so good to hear it !
  • MegaKushMegaKush Regular
    edited July 2011
    Guys, I have good news.

    I got a hold of zok and it looks like outage was caused by a problem at the datacenter which has yet to have been resolved. He doesn't know when Zoklet will be back, but it sounds like he plans on bringing it back online.

    Fuck, i wanted it gone

    twin gats is gona put a cap in zoks ass
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2011
    I guess only time will tell.
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited July 2011
    Awesome! We'll be able to get back to bidnazz soon enough. :thumbsup:
  • edited July 2011
    Awesome! We'll be able to get back to bidnazz soon enough. :thumbsup:

    why do u like zoklet more than totse is it because u r a mod lmfao
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    and also because there are like way more people on zoklet
  • edited July 2011
    arleybob wrote: »
    and also because there are like way more people on zoklet
    how are there more people when the site doesn't even exist anymore
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    it has a larger userbase, don't FUCK with me
  • HazeyHazey Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    This is a &Z thread so I will post some &Z users

    zusers.png
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited July 2011
    I really don't have a preference. I just post at Zoklet more because people reply faster.
  • edited July 2011
    Hazey wrote: »
    This is a &Z thread so I will post some &Z users

    zusers.png
    77 members and 300 feds
  • CaptainFalconCaptainFalcon Regular
    edited July 2011
    77 members and 300 feds

    QFT
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited July 2011
    LOL, those morons, I used my VPN and created a half a dozen accounts over there, but I have not posted there since around March.

    Its sad really, I left to go into the Military for a bit, get medically discharged and return but I was apparently you rather than the truth that we are two different people and I had a life during the time you were around. Delusional people I tell you over there.
    hopefully zoklet stays down and everyone comes here except for the faggot ass zoklet moderators. this site would be good if it had more than 5 people posting

    Too late on the Mods; Tacho is already here.
    Guys, I have good news.

    I got a hold of zok and it looks like outage was caused by a problem at the datacenter which has yet to have been resolved. He doesn't know when Zoklet will be back, but it sounds like he plans on bringing it back online.

    Excuse = Snoopy DDOS

    P.S. Is the user Malice over here? The guy with the handle of Malice over on Zoklet posted pro-bestiality threads along with admitting he molested a cat and I have about 20 screen caps along with his psych report that I don't want to go to waste just sitting in my pictures folder.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    Darkhunter wrote: »
    Its sad really, I left to go into the Military for a bit, get medically discharged and return but I was apparently you rather than the truth that we are two different people and I had a life during the time you were around. Delusional people I tell you over there.



    Too late on the Mods; Tacho is already here.



    Excuse = Snoopy DDOS

    P.S. Is the user Malice over here? The guy with the handle of Malice over on Zoklet posted pro-bestiality threads along with admitting he molested a cat and I have about 20 screen caps along with his psych report that I don't want to go to waste just sitting in my pictures folder.

    Can't really confirm that but I would love to read this cat tales, we might even share some notes on it.
  • tachosomozatachosomoza Regular
    edited July 2011
    ShadyLady has an account here as well.
  • Mutant Funk DrinkMutant Funk Drink New Arrival
    edited July 2011
    Darkhunter wrote: »
    Excuse = Snoopy DDOS

    P.S. Is the user Malice over here? The guy with the handle of Malice over on Zoklet posted pro-bestiality threads along with admitting he molested a cat and I have about 20 screen caps along with his psych report that I don't want to go to waste just sitting in my pictures folder.

    So far it doesn't sound like a DDOS attack. Zok says someone might have stolen the IP address(again).

    I have no idea where Malice is.
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited July 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    Can't really confirm that but I would love to read this cat tales, we might even share some notes on it.

    I don't have the whole story on hand but I'll post his psych report when I'm back home.
    ShadyLady has an account here as well.

    Don't talk to me you Communist Bi-Sexual Nigger Felon
    So far it doesn't sound like a DDOS attack. Zok says someone might have stolen the IP address(again).

    I have no idea where Malice is.

    Zok wont admit the truth when:

    1) Its shown his site isn't as effective in preventing cyber attacks (i.e. DDOS attacks.)
    2) The government gets involved and he bends right over and lets them do what they want.

    Face it Zok wont admit the truth even if its proven beyond a reasonable doubt.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2011
    Darkhunter I don't remember you from Zoklet so we must be different people.
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2011
    heya dfg. long time no typeee.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    mashlehash wrote: »
    heya dfg. long time no typeee.
    Busy as fuck IRl, but still making time for my Totsean bros.
  • mashlehashmashlehash Regular
    edited July 2011
    DFG I picture you as Saeed from Lost. Or however it's spelled.
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited July 2011
    Darkhunter I don't remember you from Zoklet so we must be different people.

    We obviously are but retarded morons will think that I stopped posting for a bit, with no bans levied on me, because I had obligations then months afterward you start posting, get banned, then months after that I begin to start posting again because my obligations are up, we must be the same person.
  • Dr. AwkwardDr. Awkward Regular
    edited July 2011
    Hrm even if zoklet comes back online I'm going to make an effort to post here more again.
  • edited July 2011
    It's cool to see Mashlehash around here, I remember when this place first came online and he made a voice recording of himself saying his username in some fucked up growling accent. How's it going bro? :D
  • arleybobarleybob Acolyte
    edited July 2011
    with the lack of reading material via forum posts on this website, i've been reading a lot of datura trip reports on Erowid.

    fucking lulzy
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