Trolling the Undertaker
bornkiller
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A friends father died recently and I went to the old guys funeral.
They bought him home for a day before taking him to a chapel for the service & cremation. Was kind of a weird assed funeral but pretty cool in a way.
They bought the casket in the house, set it up in the lounge & started undoing the screws to the lid. As soon as the lid was lifted off by the undertaker my friends older brother said. 'Hey mate! Who the fuck is this?' That's not my dad! (with a serious face) The dudes like WHAT?? starts clutching the side of the casket literally shitting himself. Eventually my friend & his brother start laughing. The undertaker walks outside still shaking, turns towards them and says. '12 years I've been doing this job & no one has ever done that to me. Why would you do that?' He walks towards his hearse and they hear him mumble 'Fucking arseholes'
I knew this old dude pretty well & he would've seen the funny side to this if he were still alive.
They bought him home for a day before taking him to a chapel for the service & cremation. Was kind of a weird assed funeral but pretty cool in a way.
They bought the casket in the house, set it up in the lounge & started undoing the screws to the lid. As soon as the lid was lifted off by the undertaker my friends older brother said. 'Hey mate! Who the fuck is this?' That's not my dad! (with a serious face) The dudes like WHAT?? starts clutching the side of the casket literally shitting himself. Eventually my friend & his brother start laughing. The undertaker walks outside still shaking, turns towards them and says. '12 years I've been doing this job & no one has ever done that to me. Why would you do that?' He walks towards his hearse and they hear him mumble 'Fucking arseholes'
I knew this old dude pretty well & he would've seen the funny side to this if he were still alive.
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