So the newest addition to our home really fucking sucks. Eats our food, messy, rude, always having sketch ass people over, he's just a shit roommate who's getting kicked out this month. Well he's got a pretty nice Alienware laptop and before he departs I'd like to really, really, really fuck up that computer in a discrete way.
Aside from a full fucking driver wipe...I've got no idea. Help me out here fellas. This faggot has it coming.