I'd like to really fuck my roommates computer. — Totseans

I'd like to really fuck my roommates computer.

MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
edited August 2011 in Tech & Games
So the newest addition to our home really fucking sucks. Eats our food, messy, rude, always having sketch ass people over, he's just a shit roommate who's getting kicked out this month. Well he's got a pretty nice Alienware laptop and before he departs I'd like to really, really, really fuck up that computer in a discrete way.

Aside from a full fucking driver wipe...I've got no idea. Help me out here fellas. This faggot has it coming.

Comments

  • blindbatblindbat Regular
    edited August 2011
    lay his Laptop on some magnets .
  • MarineBoatMarineBoat Regular
    edited August 2011
    Flip it over. Find where the hard drive cover is.

    Take off the cover and press hard on the top of the harddrive (the side with the label on it). It should make a grinding noise. Keep pressing. What you're doing is scratching the drive's platters in a discrete way. Put the cover back on and boom.

    It will either not boot and will corrupt his data in an irrecoverable way or it will fuck up part of his drive and will only screw him up when he uses enough drive space. If the last one happens it won't be obvious that you did it.

    You're welcome.
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    search online for a boot disc with a bunch of tools on it try to find one that erases the harddrive /formats it or even locks it

    find a very nasty processor killing virus and install it
    erase the boot table
    put windows vista on it

    make a file with tones of illegle material kiddy porn ect and lock the folder so he cant open or delete it then turn him in
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited August 2011
    Install my trojan on it? :D
  • edited August 2011
    Install a backdoor trojan onto his laptop which allows you to access it whenever you want. Steal his passwords and account credentials, own his accounts on websites such as Facebook and whatever else he has on there. Steal his files, replace them with bullshit. Once you've got all the information you need, proceed with messing up his laptop using magnets and general destruction. Take it apart and remove the fan and heatsink. That will fuck it up big time :D
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited August 2011
    With all these suggestions he's going to know its you, and probably snitch on you to boot.
  • edited August 2011
    ^ I don't think he'll find out about it through this forum. He'll be safe, just play your cards right and take things safely. Don't be a total douche about it and you shouldn't get found out.
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited August 2011
    That's not what I meant, pretty much everyone's suggestions minus marineboat's involve a level of personal involvement that a scratched hard drive does not. Your hard drive can fail at any time, but if there's a pile of shit on the keyboard he'll probably figure out who it is.

    Question is does masturbatron want his roommate to know he did it or not?
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    he said he dosent want the room mate to know he did it
    another suggestion some how make the fans stick so it over heats wile he is using it
  • angryonionangryonion Just some guy
    edited August 2011
    How about leaving his shit alone?
    Assholes always get it the end so why trouble yourself with it.
    That said you could do a friendly reformat of his C drive.
  • MasturbatronMasturbatron Regular
    edited August 2011
    He's such a dick dude. Tell me more about installing a virus on his computer? Like literally just go around on his browser looking at bad porn or what?
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited August 2011
    Just browse the internet without a firewall and virus software you're bound to pick up craps or worse.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Flash his BIOS.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2011
    Just tell him Alienware is owned by Dell.
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    do what dfg said

    search on line for viruses just dont open on your own computer
    ssssssss
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