How old were you when you saw porn?

minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
edited August 2011 in Spurious Generalities
My brother just told my mom he was on porn.com and he's 6 years old. My mom is freaking out. My parents are super religious so I bet they are going to force him to ask god for forgiveness or something. Lol. But 6 years old? Damn I didn't watch porn till I was 12. :facepalm:
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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited September 2010
    10 or 11
  • edited September 2010
    Probably about when I was 10 or something. I seem to remember sitting in my room on the Dial-up internet when I first saw it.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited September 2010
    I was under 10. I looked the pages trying to see what cum looked like because I wanted to know what was coming (lol) out of my weiner. I had my suspicisons but wanted to be sure. I found out soon enough...
  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited September 2010
    I stumbled upon my uncle's porno mag collection when i was about 7
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited September 2010
    I waw pretty mature around 10, I used to rub my dick on pillows and jerk off to my hot thoughts. I think I saw porn [images] in Lahore [Pakistan] when I was 13 or something. I still remember the first thing I said when I saw a black dude dick full erect penetrating a pussy. I said Ghauri! [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghauri_%28missile%29]. It was Eid and my two friends lol'ed hard at that comment. So, yeah that was my first ever real encounter with porn. After that I used to watch different channels and just fancy fucking things.

    I still jerk off using my imagination when the power is out, it takes time nowadays but it's fucking fun. Oh god, I used to makeout with female magazines :D.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    I was 11.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited September 2010
    I was 10.

    I saw it on a school laptop. It didn't have any web filters installed.
  • edited September 2010
    Oh dear, did you get in trouble?
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited September 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    Oh dear, did you get in trouble?
    Yeah.

    I didn't know how to properly clear cookies back then. I remember it was some old mac laptop and using safari. I cleared history but the cookies were still there.

    Eventually I got caught with 4 other kids.

    We were going to be suspended when a mother threatened to sue the school for "inappropriate computer security" and demanded to know how come we were the only school without web filters and security. The school dropped the suspension and just told our parents that "children are very curious at that age and that it's fine to be exposed to new elements."

    That mother was the head of the Parents & Teachers Association so we got pretty lucky. :thumbsup:
  • edited September 2010
    That's pretty lucky dude. Lesson to be learned here - IF THERE ARE ANY 10 YEAR OLDS HERE INTERESTED IN PORN, CLEAR YOUR COOKIES AND HISTORY.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited September 2010
    I was in grade 6, so 10 or 11. I typed in www.dick.com :o
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    I was about 11. This was around the time I started masturbating. I miss those day's when soft core was good enough.
  • edited September 2010
    I was about 11. This was around the time I started masturbating. I miss those day's when soft core was good enough.

    I remember when seeing a semi naked woman would be enough. It's incredible to think that I've moved on so much, hahaha.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited September 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    I remember when seeing a semi naked woman would be enough. It's incredible to think that I've moved on so much, hahaha.

    I know it was awesome. Now It's gotta be some deviant hardcore shit to get me off.:hai:
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited September 2010
    It was second grade, and I found it in the garage. I didn't even know what to do with it, but I knew I liked to look at it. :o
  • Habaner0Habaner0 Regular
    edited September 2010
    I was in 4th grade, so 10 or so. I was doing a project for weather or something and I typed in some stupid url and got porn.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited September 2010
    I was about 11. This was around the time I started masturbating. I miss those day's when soft core was good enough.

    This makes me feel so nostalgic. I remember being able to jack off to women in lingerie :facepalm:. Now I need hardcore, filthy shit. I'm going to try to avoid porn for a while. I think it's really messed up my outlook on life. It's hard to have normal sex and really enjoy it :/
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited September 2010
    I think I was like 11 or 12 at the time. I remember learning to jack off, that was awkward as I flipped my shit when the white stuff came out all over the place. I thought it would never stop. Looking back on that moment makes me laugh every time.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited September 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    I think I was like 11 or 12 at the time. I remember learning to jack off, that was awkward as I flipped my shit when the white stuff came out all over the place. I thought it would never stop. Looking back on that moment makes me laugh every time.
    I lol'd.

    I'm sick so I snorted out phlegm all over my nose. :facepalm:
  • ILTST9ILTST9 Regular
    edited September 2010
    I was ten. I was curious as to a few of my dad's suspiciously titled videos so I popped one in the VCR. Turned out to be porn like I suspected. It looks soooo 80s but I jacked off to it anyway. I ejaculated and had no idea what it was that was coming out of my dick at the time so I freaked out a bit, similar to LSA King's story.
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited September 2010
    I was about 10. My grandfather had playing cards with naked pictures on them. He used to hide them on top of a huge mahogany cupboard in his room. At this stage my grandparents each had their own room (out of comfort not a domestic dispute). I later found out that he had a lot of magazines locked up in a box.

    Naturally at ten i would always try to see what was up there - it was like mount everest to me. One day i climbed up and found them. My first instinct was to panic, i had a quick glance and threw them back up.

    They were old cards the women had 80's style hair and the few pieces of lingerie some of them had on were out of fashion.

    The first time i remember being excited over porn was in high school, it would have been my first year - i was probably 11. It was lunch time and someone had ripped the pages from a bunch of porn magazines and scattered them all over the front of the school. The front lawn was decorated with an array of low-grade softcore images.

    It was a defining moment in my life - i never looked at women with the same innocent eyes again.
  • edited September 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    That's pretty lucky dude. Lesson to be learned here - IF THERE ARE ANY 10 YEAR OLDS HERE INTERESTED IN PORN, CLEAR YOUR COOKIES AND HISTORY.
    Thanks for the heads up :):):):)
  • edited September 2010
    I was on a dial up connection on my mom's old computer and a pop up came up after i went on this sketchy site and it was a topless chick. I think i was 8 or 9 at the time and i ran into the living room to tell my mom so i wouldn't get in trouble :p After that i started looking stuff up on google and realizing that there was an option to turn off the safety search. The rest is history.

    Hahaha, you told your mom? Awesome.

    And I agree, safe search was where it all began for me :D
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited September 2010
    I was on a dial up connection on my mom's old computer and a pop up came up after i went on this sketchy site and it was a topless chick. I think i was 8 or 9 at the time and i ran into the living room to tell my mom so i wouldn't get in trouble :p After that i started looking stuff up on google and realizing that there was an option to turn off the safety search. The rest is history.

    beter deleat it!!!!!

    LOL!!!!!!!
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited September 2010
    The first time I saw porn I was 12 or 13. My uncle moved in with us for a while and when he was gone I would sneak into his room and play games on his computer. I was looking for money and instead found a Penthouse in between his mattresses. I had a wank and then started going back every day when he was gone.
  • kfc v lotkfc v lot Regular
    edited September 2010
    Probably 11-12 can't really remember.. I can remember searching for porn on cliphunter and trying to whack off to 60 second clips..
  • edited September 2010
    I always use to shit it that I would get caught or something. Then I learned about private browsing, CCleaner and the guttman method for paranoid idiots.
  • kidgokidgo Regular
    edited March 2011
    i was 11 - and my uncle showed me the adult chanel on the tv when his wife was going in and outta the room .... then left me to sleep downstairs...... with the tv remote......
  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    I was in grade 6, so 10 or 11. I typed in www.dick.com :o

    lol faggot

    I was 8 at that time Internet wasnt common so

    we had vhs vids, and Hustler mags. :fap::fap:
  • GrinchGrinch Regular
    edited March 2011
    I feel that Doug Stanhope describes the average modern day teen's progression through sexual exploration best.

    @ 8:05 - 8:30

    How nice would it be to be able to jack off to a National Geographic again? When you are twelve years old, one pair of flapjack titties would give you a boner for a month. Now I need gaping anus porn just to get morning pisswood.

    -Doug Stanhope

    Personally I was eleven or twelve, remember searching "Anna Kournikova" into google images, eventually leading me to some low quality photoshop, which opened up a popup window, downloading some bullshit onto the desktop of my parent's home computer which I was unable to properly delete at the time.

    A few days later, my overly religious parents screamed their heads off in my face, scarring my sexual identity for many years to come.
  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    I was 10, we lived in a 2 story duplex and this old lady and her son lived downstairs. they took off one night and left all of their stuff so being a nosy little i kid i went to investigate. The guy had all these nudie pics hanging on his walls in this room. nothing really graphic a lot of boobs.

    First time i saw full porn i was 13 my sister and i found my dads old vhs tapes and we put in the one called Mudslide. It went downhill pretty quick.
  • cpktcpkt Semo-Regulars
    edited March 2011
    Damn long time ago, I was like 11 or 12 years old, I remeber those old mags, good times :)
  • SpeedbagsSpeedbags Regular
    edited March 2011
    I was in 4th grade when I found a video tape hidden in our den. I popped it in and was pleasantly surprised at what I saw....been watching porn ever since.
  • MordFustangMordFustang Regular
    edited March 2011
    In 6th grade we would use the payphone by the gym to call 900 numbers and listen to the recordings of hot bitches talk about menu options.

    First looked at porn in 5th grade. My friend's dad's playboy haha.
  • ThrillavanillaThrillavanilla Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    I was 11
  • LordWormLordWorm Regular
    edited March 2011
    I think I was 11. My friend and I were hanging out in his house watching movies on his cracked satellite receiver. His parents were away and hadn't bothered to restrict access to anything, so we started checking out the porn channels. Later that day my friend told his mom what we'd done and she got scared, and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air".
  • Turd_SmasherTurd_Smasher Regular
    edited March 2011
    Softcore at age 11 and hardcore at 14. We used to have dialup and I started getting and trading cp with people in AOL chatrooms.
  • MrBennMrBenn Regular
    edited March 2011
    I was about 11 or 12 and found the paperback of 'Emmanuel' on my Dads bookshelf. Within a short period of time it automatically fell open of its own accord at the pages where a nun gives a priest a BJ and then goes to another nun and spits it up her vag...that was my fave fapping for a while.

    I then discovered his porn mag collection at the bottom of his wardrobe (I was asked to go in there by my Mum to grab one of his shirts, and I noticed the corner of a cover sticking out from a plastic carrier bag). They were hardcore too and not just the usual softcore pics that were prevalent at the time.

    Kids today have it too easy with the internet...it was like winning the lottery to find a porn mag thrown into a hedge :D
  • bra1234bra1234 New Arrival
    edited March 2011
    For me I was about 12 when I came across my dad's stash........those were some seriously hairy bushes back then for sure. Some of the ladies should have seriously thought of a little trim...
  • rucksackrucksack Semo-Regulars
    edited April 2011
    probably around 9. a friend showed me shit.com, probably swarming with viruses
  • S-H-A-Y-A-NS-H-A-Y-A-N Semo-Regulars
    edited August 2011
    I guess I was 10 or 11
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Fuck, what an odd bump. Bring back memories.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    The first time I saw it, I have no idea. I just recall my urge to view it increased when my parents foolishly installed McAfee security on the PC to block it and I would bypass the blocks. I just recall seeing a Lesbian poster on AllPosters and thinking "cool". The first time must have been around 1998 when I got my first PC in my room and I probably clicked something.

    Now look at me. The sort of porn I watch would freak out Dfg. I gave him the bloody idea for the Suicide Bomber erotica story...
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited August 2011
    I was probably around 8 or so, my brother and I were digging around in my mothers boyfriends stuff, and we found a VHS copy of "The Good, The Bad, and The Horny". Hilarious shit.
  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited August 2011
    Five or six, when I found my dads stash under his bed, mostly mid range stuff, nude and spreading but no penitration.
    Full hardcore at about 12 or 13, maybe a little older.
    When my parents split up I flogged his vids at $5 a go and made some extra cash, since I now found the mags useless at that age and thaught that most others would also (how wrong was I) me and some mates scattered them all over somebodys lawn, front and back.

    Brought my own at about eight or nine from a corner store, it was a "spice girls poster book" and when I opened it up it was full of nudies, took it to school and showed a mate, and was then renting it out for $1 for 5 minutes time.

    And that's how I pimped out the spicegirls
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    6-7 years old. I was online and typed in a Laura Croft Tomb Raider (1996 version) cheat and looked onto images. All I saw was naked Laura Croft pics.
  • ThatfriedKidThatfriedKid Acolyte
    edited August 2011
    I was 9. Google searched porn. Really uncreative at the time.

    I'm not sure if I kept looking at porn after that, but around 11 or 12 these girls I was friends with got everyone to check out some milf porn site. Those chicks were sluts hahaha.
  • edited August 2011
    11 or 12.
  • savages_vipersavages_viper Acolyte
    edited August 2011
    me and a freind got in trouble in 2nd or 3rd grade i forget for going on some kind of dial up porn and my mother ended up getting a 500 dollar bill from madigascar for asian porn
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    I thought you were older than that...

    Nope. It was the original Laura Croft game released in 96' and I'm only 21 dude. Because I was in the Military people tend to think I'm older and in 4 years I saw a bunch of shit.
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