Say you woke up i canada

waffleswaffles Acolyte
edited August 2011 in Man Cave
after a night of drinking, and you had no passport. how the fuck do you get home.

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  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited August 2011
    A LOT of handjobs.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited August 2011
    Drive. You should talk to the border patrol. They'll understand.
  • waffleswaffles Acolyte
    edited August 2011
    Gary Oak wrote: »
    Drive. You should talk to the border patrol. They'll understand.

    No they will not.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2011
    Visit pubs and ask someone to take you back.
  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited August 2011
    Gary Oak wrote: »
    Drive. You should talk to the border patrol. They'll understand.

    Yeah that's not going to work.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2011
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    swim you can see detroit from canada i wouldnt recomend getting in that water people have caught piranhas and its very polluted your going to need you ssc number and a valid id then go to the american embassy type thing

    or to avoid this screw the pass port and get the passport thing on your id

    oh and dont try sneaking in the tunnel if you dont get caught you are sure to be hit by a car

    heres how to do it

    How to Get Your Passport Replaced

    If your U.S. passport is lost or stolen while you are overseas, report it immediately to the local police and to the nearest U.S. Embassy or Consulate. A consul can issue a replacement passport, often within 24 hours. Links to contact information for U.S. Embassies and Consulates may be found at http://usembassy.state.gov. If your U.S. passport is lost or stolen in the U.S., report it to the Department of State by following instructions found at http://www.travel.state.gov/passport/lost/us/us_848.html. More information is available at http://travel.state.gov/travel/tips/emergencies/emergencies_1197.html.

    When you realize your passport is stolen or is missing, contact the nearest U.S. consulate or embassy. Speak to a representative in the American Citizens Service department of the Consular Section. Tell them your U.S. passport was lost or stolen. They will give you instructions for obtaining new passport photos and completing the passport replacement process.
  • waffleswaffles Acolyte
    edited August 2011
    swim you can see detroit from canada i wouldnt recomend getting in that water people have caught piranhas and its very polluted your going to need you ssc number and a valid id then go to the american embassy type thing

    or to avoid this screw the pass port and get the passport thing on your id

    oh and dont try sneaking in the tunnel if you dont get caught you are sure to be hit by a car

    heres how to do it

    How to Get Your Passport Replaced

    If your U.S. passport is lost or stolen while you are overseas, report it immediately to the local police and to the nearest U.S. Embassy or Consulate. A consul can issue a replacement passport, often within 24 hours. Links to contact information for U.S. Embassies and Consulates may be found at http://usembassy.state.gov. If your U.S. passport is lost or stolen in the U.S., report it to the Department of State by following instructions found at http://www.travel.state.gov/passport/lost/us/us_848.html. More information is available at http://travel.state.gov/travel/tips/emergencies/emergencies_1197.html.

    When you realize your passport is stolen or is missing, contact the nearest U.S. consulate or embassy. Speak to a representative in the American Citizens Service department of the Consular Section. Tell them your U.S. passport was lost or stolen. They will give you instructions for obtaining new passport photos and completing the passport replacement process.

    honestly this may be the way, but can you get a passport if you have never had one. i know if i walk up to the border is 14 days in jail before you talk to anyone. and depending on how logged the courts are it can be up to a year before you at the very least get deported, i dont like this option.
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    if you didnt have a passport to begin with get out the same way you got in

    it should be the same way with the state id pass port thing go talk to some american econsol people they can help more
  • -SpectraL-SpectraL Will Faggert
    edited August 2011
    Just float over the St Lawrence river on a mini hot air balloon when the wind is blowing toward the US. Hope that nobody has an air rifle.
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited August 2011
    In fucking drunk and sky c right now. I'm in canada na they resist driver help get home. I have been in the transit for three hours Stay I. Canada. This shot happens in the new York with my friend and it was differmec. He got rob and he had no clue where he was drunk. He also rhink he got assraped as he cant walk properly for a month.

    Obviously stay in canada. It's safer and we have mire jobs compare to uS
  • RwithTFRwithTF Semo-Regulars
    edited August 2011
    Or you can watch Shameless and get sneaked out.
  • jackiesbabyjackiesbaby New Arrival
    edited August 2011
    I'd stay there.
  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited August 2011
    Id get in touch with the British Embassy and ask advice :)
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