SWIM Needs Ideas On How To Make Spike Strips

PapiChuloPapiChulo Semo-Regulars
edited August 2011 in Man Cave
SWIM lives at the end of a street and has a problem with a-holes tearing full speed towards an area where little kids play. Verbally asking these a-holes to slow-the-f-down has failed to stop the problem so now it's time to escalate the response.

What are some ideas on how to make spike strips?

Legality aside, SWIM will be standing on his property with a shotgun in case these a-holes want to start some shit about the spike strips. So stop sniffing your sister's panties, grow a pair of balls, and tell SWIM how to make some fucking spike strips. Please.

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  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    PapiChulo wrote: »
    SWIM lives at the end of a street and has a problem with a-holes tearing full speed towards an area where little kids play. Verbally asking these a-holes to slow-the-f-down has failed to stop the problem so now it's time to escalate the response.

    What are some ideas on how to make spike strips?

    Legality aside, SWIM will be standing on his property with a shotgun in case these a-holes want to start some shit about the spike strips. So stop sniffing your sister's panties, grow a pair of balls, and tell SWIM how to make some fucking spike strips. Please.

    Well someone who is me the best idea would be to do the following:

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+make+a+spike+strip
  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited August 2011
    Box of builders Z nails, allways stand up.

    For all you know about them the fell out a builders van.
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    get the metal nail strip that holds carpet down and then make it sturdier

    found this in an archive on another site

    Make a thick strip of duct tape about 5 ft long and 1/8 to 1/4 in thick. You can do this by wrapping the duct tape around itself multiple times. Next, stick nails of various lengths, and sizes every which way through the strip. Make sure the nails go in different directions and angles for it to work properly. Then just add a few drops of super glue where the nails meets the duct tape. You have now created a spike strip. You can throw it at cars on the freeway if you wanna kill them. Or attach it to fishing line and pull it in the oncoming path of a car late at night if your looking for a lesser criminal charge, (and most-likely convition)
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    oh lol it was from some rotten place
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited August 2011
    A 2x4 and some nails.
    Problem solved.
  • ShadyTrollShadyTroll Regular
    edited August 2011
    PapiChulo wrote: »
    SWIM lives at the end of a street and has a problem with a-holes tearing full speed towards an area where little kids play. Verbally asking these a-holes to slow-the-f-down has failed to stop the problem so now it's time to escalate the response.

    What are some ideas on how to make spike strips?

    Legality aside, SWIM will be standing on his property with a shotgun in case these a-holes want to start some shit about the spike strips. So stop sniffing your sister's panties, grow a pair of balls, and tell SWIM how to make some fucking spike strips. Please.

    Yeah.... they will know you're not going to shoot them. They'll probably take your gun & beat you with it.

    Pro-tip: don't be showing your weapon off unless you are prepared to use it.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2011
    Darkhunter wrote: »
    Well someone who is me the best idea would be to do the following:

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+make+a+spike+strip

    You are an asshole. Of course you can Google just about anything. So why not just delete your account and Google anything you might find on here. The idea of totse is to share information so everyone can learn various things. The idea is to create content about topics that inform people so when they do search Google they are led to totse.info.

    Also this is not Z*klet and inflammatory remarks are not part and parcel of every forum in the community. There is no place for that type of uncalled for behavior in the serious discussion forums in this community. if you wish to flame others the place for that is B&M or HB.

    When a new user signs up at totse.info and comes into a serious discussion forum with a legitimate question if you have an answer provide it if you are so inclined. If you don't know the answer simply don't respond. But when a butt muffin like you flames a new user with a legitimate question it only makes a possible contributor reluctant to get involved with the community in a productive fashion.

    So in the future if you want to act this way either keep in in B&M, HB. or take your sorry ass back to Z*klet where it appears you belong at this point.
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    SWIM = Someone Who Is Me
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    i never knew what swim meant now i do
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    You are an asshole. Of course you can Google just about anything. So why not just delete your account and Google anything you might find on here. The idea of totse is to share information so everyone can learn various things. The idea is to create content about topics that inform people so when they do search Google they are led to totse.info.

    Also this is not Z*klet and inflammatory remarks are not part and parcel of every forum in the community. There is no place for that type of uncalled for behavior in the serious discussion forums in this community. if you wish to flame others the place for that is B&M or HB.

    When a new user signs up at totse.info and comes into a serious discussion forum with a legitimate question if you have an answer provide it if you are so inclined. If you don't know the answer simply don't respond. But when a butt muffin like you flames a new user with a legitimate question it only makes a possible contributor reluctant to get involved with the community in a productive fashion.

    So in the future if you want to act this way either keep in in B&M, HB. or take your sorry ass back to Z*klet where it appears you belong at this point.

    I'm directing him to an answer. :facepalm: You're :mad: that your better half is answering questions.
  • white88enochianwhite88enochian Regular
    edited August 2011
    kindalike needles
  • edited August 2011
    First of all, don't take anything from Rotteneggs seriously. It used to be full of little kiddies who didn't actually know anything, and the information on there isn't accurate in the slightest (especially for explosives etc). Anyway, how to make a spike strip... Hmm.

    You've got a choice of what you want to use for the base material. You can use basically anything you want, so long as it's good enough to hold a bunch of nails in. A thin bit of wood might work well - just remember that you want it to be as thin as possible so the driver doesn't see it as he drives along. You should also consider staining the wood the same color as the surface you're placing the spike strip on for that little extra bit of performance :) Once you've got your wood, hammer a bunch of nails through it, at varying thicknesses. The reason behind this is that you don't know which type of nail will bust a particular type of tire the best, so mix it up a little.

    Instead of a wooden base, you might be able to get away with using something thin and strong such as one of those shower-mats that you place in the bath to stop you from slipping over on the wet plastic. Stick a shit load of spikes in this, tie some fishing line to it so you can pull it into place and there ya go.
  • IllAdvisedIllAdvised Acolyte
    edited August 2011
    My uncle used roofing tacks in shingles to stop people from entering his private property via the road, I'm sure you could just punch a hole through one and tie a rope to it.
  • RaggedOldManRaggedOldMan Regular
    edited August 2011
    IllAdvised wrote: »
    My uncle used roofing tacks in shingles to stop people from entering his private property via the road, I'm sure you could just punch a hole through one and tie a rope to it.

    You could even just throw a bunch of tacks onto the road without the need for a spike strip. Give it a shot!
  • DarkhunterDarkhunter Regular
    edited August 2011
    You could even just throw a bunch of tacks onto the road without the need for a spike strip. Give it a shot!

    :facepalm: Tacks only go into the tire but either break off or stay inside the rubber and don't puncture through.
  • PlebertPlebert Regular
    edited August 2011
    You could just discretely follow them home, and slash tires/put a spike strip directly behind the tires.
    If proper precautions were taken, it'd eliminate any legal problems that might arise.

    If you're trying to send a message, leave an anonymous letter in his letterbox explaining why this has happened.
    Be smart about it and you've saved yourself a bunch of potential trouble.
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