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My house is clean..

CommunistDaughterCommunistDaughter Regular
edited August 2011 in Spurious Generalities
And it is fantastic. I love when I spic and span my house.. Like not the regular everyday cleaning.. but like, when I get down and go all Cinderella on the floors and shit.. Ahhh... I feel like I'm in my own 4 bedroom, sanitary, bubble.. :hai:
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  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited March 2011
    the only time my house is clean is when im on a meth binge
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    I love when i have time and energy to do that

    i always feel so blah when the house is messy...

    that is such a typical woman thing
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  • DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
    edited March 2011
    Fuck cleaning.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    I clean the place up every week or so, or else it looks like shit. I also change some of the water in the fish tank and sometimes clean out my computer if I can be bothered. It's good to get into the routine really.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited March 2011
    Fuck, now I have to clean my room. It needs a good cleaning anyway. OP, is it wrong if I imagine you bending down and washing the floors while your soft tits move from left to right and your ass shakes as well. :D I should rest more.
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  • PsychoDelicPsychoDelic Regular
    edited March 2011
    I cleaned my room I manage to fill my whole bin with shit I didn't need.
    I prefer not cleaning it often, it makes it more fulfilling when I eventually do.
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  • theGeneraltheGeneral Regular
    edited March 2011
    Rumple Foreskin wrote: »
    the only time my house is clean is when im on a meth binge
    this
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    PsychoDelic wrote: »
    I cleaned my room I manage to fill my whole bin with shit I didn't need.
    I prefer not cleaning it often, it makes it more fulfilling when I eventually do.

    There's only so many times you can do this :D A couple of years back, I decided to go through every single thing in my room and determine whether or not I actually needed it. The stuff I needed went back in it's place, and the other stuff was separated into piles - for sale, and trash. All the crap which I didn't need at all (and couldn't be sold on Ebay) was thrown into a massive bag, and the rest was put on eBay :D

    I eventually made enough money to build a new computer, which was awesome :D
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  • Native ReserveNative Reserve Regular
    edited March 2011
    I never dedicate cleaning as an activity. I clean as I go.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    I hate how My gf is such a lazy bitch

    she wont clean anything. clothes all over.

    her books, and her job pprwork. :mad: :mad:

    Its not hard people to pick up after yourselves

    I'm mr. clean :)
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited March 2011
    i take out the trash and keep my space clean.
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  • CommunistDaughterCommunistDaughter Regular
    edited March 2011
    Something about the smell of Pine-Sol in the air, really gets me off.. Mmmmm...
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    you're not the first girl i seen react to

    Pine-sol this way. What gives?

    Is it the love potion i been looking for?
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  • IndulgenceIndulgence Regular
    edited March 2011
    CommunistDaughter wrote: »
    Something about the smell of Pine-Sol in the air, really gets me off.. Mmmmm...

    What.
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    eh, pine sol reminds me of working in old people homes

    i prefer lysol and bleach

    sometimes vinegar just to sorta douche the whole house
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited March 2011
    I usually just Febreeze everything after cleaning up. That way, everything is cleaned and smells good for a while afterwards. Fresh bed sheets automatically smell good though, so I usually don't bother spraying them.
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  • ducklipsducklips Regular
    edited March 2011
    I change my sheets weekly and wash my bedding stuff weekly

    Im grossed out by the thought of dust mites and dead skin

    Back when I used to shave my legs, I don't have to shave I just did cause all the other girls had to and I wanted to fit in:facepalm: now I know how lucky I am to not have to shave. Anyway ok so I would shave my legs and get ready for bed in crisp clean fresh from the dryer sheets and it would feel sooo good to slip into them after shaving.

    I love me a clean bed and the smell of clean linens.
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  • princessprincess Regular
    edited March 2011
    I always hire Zelda Rubinstein to clean my house.

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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited March 2011
    No you dont you fucking liar.

    Shes not even a maid. How can she clean your house?
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  • princessprincess Regular
    edited March 2011
    Yes she does too clean houses. Why else would the other lady look so relieved?
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited March 2011
    Because she knows that the creepy dwarf lady is leaving for good. She should've just punted that bitch from the start.

    I clean up usually once a week. I hate having a messy place. Coming home to a sink full of my roommate's dishes and his clothes all over the living room is really fucking annoying but I refuse to clean up after him. I have guests over and we have a good time telling him how slobbish he is and to stop mooching and whining. He doesn't like me or my friends.
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  • BigHarryDickBigHarryDick Cock Bite
    edited August 2011
    no its not bitch.

    clean it again
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