I was clearing out the closet just a minute ago, when I came across an old salt shaker which my Mother gave me when she was moving house. It was in a box full of old junk, mainly stuff she didn't want anymore so she left it at my place with no intentions of claiming it back. Anyway, this salt shaker actually had some salt inside it! I called up my Mom and asked her how old it was, and apparently she hasn't used it since the 80's! So, I poured some salt out into my hand, licked it... and it was salty, and a little stale too. Not very nice.
Pics to follow, if you're interested
You should eat the disease. It will fight off the shaker.