I like tuna

SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator-__-
edited October 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I saw the most beautiful girl on the train today. She was fantastic. She had a nice intelligent face.
She was reading Rolling Stone magazine. It was an old issue.

I sat behind her. Her hair smelt like strawberries. It was a little ray of sunshine in my otherwise crap day.

When i went home I opened up a can of tuna and made a sandwich.
It started to rain soon after.


  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited October 2011
    why didnt u take said beautiful girl home and have her make you tuna sammiches?
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited October 2011
    Because she was a beautiful girl and not at all masochistic.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited October 2011
    Man I fucking hate Tuna. The smell alone makes me want to gag. Same with cat food.

  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited October 2011
    What sort of tuna was it?
    I hate flakes and chunks out of a can, all the flavor has gone. Canned steaks are allright, but fresh tuna is brilliant.

    How does tuna go from being so dark and red fresh, to be being pink in a can???
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited October 2011
    It was chunky tuna in olive oil. A Cheap generic brand. It was pink coloured.
    I don't like chunky tuna at all but it was the only can left.
  • BurnBurn Regular
    edited October 2011
    Catch your own tuna. Just make sure it isn't a Longtail or Mac Tuna. They taste like shit
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