Identifying Homosexuals — Totseans

Identifying Homosexuals

DfgDfg Admin
edited January 2012 in Life
In my day to day life I don't encounter homosexuals apart from totse users, I don't think I have met many faggots IRL. I do recall having e-mail chat with DaGuru but I am sure he was trying to keep everything professional. What I want to know is; how do you find out if the person standing next to you is a fag or a closet fag.

Recently I met someone and for some reason my gaydar is going haywire for some reason, the person in question isn't from Pakistan and he lived much of his life outside. Plus, he is a bit fat and clean shaved and his hair reminds me of countless emo's I see on youtube. Think Freakangle or something ( I mean the hair color is uniform throughout but the style is ..)

Anyway, it would be nice to hear your observations. Bonus points for details and real life experiences. Also, adding some location wouldn't hurt.

Comments

  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited July 2011
    I would give this a try if I were you.
  • edited July 2011
    You can easily tell when someone is gay, just because they're acting totally gay. A lot of the time, gay people have more close female friends than usual, probably because gays are a lot like girls. Gays might also have a different voice to normal people which is a dead giveaway. I dunno. They also like dicks a lot.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited July 2011
    The "raping everybody" guy is gay. Also Hugh Grant.
  • JackJack Regular
    edited July 2011
    It's pretty much impossible. You've got your fairy twink type of course, but then you've got the entirely straight-looking friend who's currently planning how to come out to you. And the twink might just be girly instead of gay. A subset of gay is defined by, basically, not looking gay. No one knew I was gay. No one knew most people were gay. That's why there are so many successfully "in the closet", now that I think of it. If you could tell by some method reliable as lie-detecting, then it wouldn't be anyone's secret.

    How do you tell, though? You could ask. Reasonable people aren't offended by it but you're in an entirely different place, so factor that in.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    Gary Oak wrote: »
    The "raping everybody" guy is gay. Also Hugh Grant.

    For some odd reason I get mistaken for him sometimes. No word of a lie, in a month-long period in my Uni town I had 4 people come up to me and go "Hugh? Hugh Grant?!"

    So messed up. I'd look at the number of Female friends he has. Also his mannerisms. If you start going on about Muslims and Hell, he may start getting defensive, then GO FOR THE KILL!
  • LouisCypherLouisCypher Regular
    edited July 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    gaydar

    buy one
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    buy one

    That was short and sweet.

    Thanks for the replies. Fucking Barney from HIMYWM.
  • GoingNowhereGoingNowhere Global Moderator
    edited July 2011
    To be honest is pretty easy. If its a man, quite often I have noticed he will be fat and have largish breasts (maybe because of hormones??), lots of female friends, will usually express his feelings more than most. Also, will act 'camp' were his demeanor is quite theatrical.

    If its a woman usually she wont be hot (only ever met one hot lesbian), and its usually the manly clothes that give it away and the lack of femininity.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2011
    Why do you need to identify homosexuals in the first place?
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited July 2011
    Find a chanel 5 bottle and put it on a table in front of the dude. If he cracks a chubby or can't keep his eyes off it & keeps wiping the dribble off his face....he's a faggot
  • MarineBoatMarineBoat Regular
    edited July 2011
    Why do you need to identify homosexuals in the first place?
    It gets lonely in Pakistan. ;~;

    Also watch one's eyes. Straight guys usually don't check out guys.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2011
    MarineBoat wrote: »
    It gets lonely in Pakistan. ;~;

    Also watch one's eyes. Straight guys usually don't check out guys.
    Fuck, you're a sharp one :).
  • tycioltyciol Acolyte
    edited October 2011
    trx100 wrote: »
    You can easily tell when someone is gay, just because they're acting totally gay. A lot of the time, gay people have more close female friends than usual, probably because gays are a lot like girls. Gays might also have a different voice to normal people which is a dead giveaway. I dunno. They also like dicks a lot.

    These are a bunch of silly stereotypes. I hang out with female friends because I want to fuck them. I have a deep voice, but I would mount a guy with an attractive ass and who has a tiny cute dick (guys with dicks bigger than mine, like the majority of the population, are unattractive as they intimidate me and could stretch mine anus).

    So yeah, bisexuals are going to ruin all your theories, that's why you should wipe us off the face of the earth.
  • wonT0nsOOpwonT0nsOOp Acolyte
    edited October 2011
    ..................................you can ask? for example, I'm gay.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited October 2011
    Welcome to totse fag. J/K
  • PsychotogenPsychotogen Regular
    edited October 2011
    Listen to this shit. So the guys I work with n' I were having a conversation about gay porn. I said I've seen it before. If only to see if I liked it. I didn't get a boner so I'm not gay. They're like "oh, we wont look at gay porn thats gross" and whatever. But I will laugh in ten years when one of em comes out of the closet because he didn't check. Listen up guys. Look at some gay porn. At least give it a shot. Then you can really know if you're gay or not.
  • wonT0nsOOpwonT0nsOOp Acolyte
    edited October 2011
    Listen to this shit. So the guys I work with n' I were having a conversation about gay porn. I said I've seen it before. If only to see if I liked it. I didn't get a boner so I'm not gay. They're like "oh, we wont look at gay porn thats gross" and whatever. But I will laugh in ten years when one of em comes out of the closet because he didn't check. Listen up guys. Look at some gay porn. At least give it a shot. Then you can really know if you're gay or not.



    ...............and HOW is this supposed to help?
  • wonT0nsOOpwonT0nsOOp Acolyte
    edited October 2011
    Welcome to totse fag. J/K

    Been here awhile, gray hair. lol. I've seen your photo.
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited October 2011
    wonT0nsOOp wrote: »
    Been here awhile, gray hair. lol.

    It may be getting grey but at least I still have it all. :D
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited October 2011
  • Pile of JewsPile of Jews Regular
    edited October 2011
    Everyones got a little queer in 'em, haahaaaa, its true.
  • _Abe__Abe_ New Arrival
    edited January 2012
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited January 2012
    ^I have detected a moron. If you necro another thread with this 4chan BS your account will be gone. If you fart in the wrong direction your account will be gone. This is not the way to enter this or any other community. So I can only assume you are a troll who is already ban evading. Give me one more reason to think that and you are gone.

    /thread
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited January 2012
    Moron indeed. makes one post and then sits there online for 2 hours waiting for a reaction.
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