Saddam Hussein Look-alike, Says Iraqi Gang Tried To Kidnap Him For Porn Films

juggjugg Regular
edited October 2011 in Spurious Generalities
An Egyptian man who looks like Saddam Hussein says a gang of Iraqi kidnappers tried to force him to act in a pornographic film.
After refusing a $330,000 offer to play Hussein in a sex tape -- which was purportedly planned to be sold to the media as an authentic recording of the deceased Iraqi dictator -- Mohamed Bishr told al-Ahram that three men in black suits attempted to abduct him as he walked to a cafe in Alexandria on Sunday.

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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited October 2011
    Were they going to hold his dick up with a crane or what?
  • Chris HansenChris Hansen Regular
    edited October 2011
    Yeah. I agree with TDR. How do you force a dude to be in a sex tape?
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited October 2011
    The best news story I've seen in a long time. Imagine if they did make it and made it mainstream :hai: Bin Laden would be the sequel.
  • LysdexicLysdexic Regular
    edited October 2011
    There was plans before the iraq war to make child porn staring "saddam". The plan was that it would discredit him and make his country rise up. Then somebody raised the point it happens all the time and nobody cares.

    As for getting it up, they could angle it so it only looks like he is fucking.
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited October 2011
    They'd force his like this: "Fuck this girl or we'll chop off your dick."
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