Every year, we're bombarded with little kiddies running around, knocking at our doors and asking us to give them goodies. It's all fun and games when you're a little kid, but when you get a little older, you start to hate it more and more... I remember last year, we just shut the curtains in the front room and turned out all the lights, as well as locking the doors/windows and hoping no one threw eggs at the house. Sure, this may mean that you don't have to answer the door, but what if you wanted to prank the trick or treaters?
In this thread, we should discuss various methods of sabotaging the trick or treaters. Be creative, tis the season
Trip Wire - Get yourself some thick, strong fishing line and tie it across the entrance to your driveway. Set up a video camera and just watch as the kiddies start faceplanting!
Explosive candy - Rig your candy wrappers with flash powder. With any luck, they'll frantically open it and be met with a bang.
Watch your step - Got a dog? Save it's shit up in a bag. Pick a popular house for trick-or-treaters (some rich old person would be ideal) and cover the ground in shit. It will be dark and people won't see it. Whoops!