So I planted these P. Som. poppies about 3.5 months ago. It was easy as hell they grow like weeds. I didn't even order these online or anything. I got the ones from the grocery store that are with the spices and that go on bagel. Those are opium poppies.
I figured a simple way to not have to germinate them all individually and also ants would not be able to carry them off before they could sprout. I just waited until a particularly heavy rainstorm. I went outside right when it started and thread out two large bottle by the handful in a soil covered area, as opposed to a grassy area. I noticed sprouts within a week.
Well now they are grown and the seed pods were just about to pop open. I also found the perfect tool to lance them, that would not go too deep or too shallow. Its a box-cutter that has settings on it. The very first setting is for just cutting through plastic wrapping on boxes that does not cut into the box. It cut just about 2 millimeters in.
So I walk backwards through my poppies and gently lance 3 diagonal cuts around the larger pods and two through the smaller ones. I watched them that day and by the next day they were seeping a dark purplish almost black latex. I scraped them all with a butter knife and lanced them again that day to get all of the goodness out.
I smoked some of the raw opium but my tolerance to opiates is so high that I want to make a morphine base. I get my started chemical and dissolve about 4 grams of raw opium in 2 boiling cups of h20.
I skimmed off the soil and other plant matter that didn't dissolve. I am going to sell some of the raw opium too to get some extra cash. I went to this guy I know and showed him some then smoked some with him. I told him my price and he didn't want to pay that. :mad:
He actually started talking shit when I would not go down on my price. He pushed me and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. I whistled for a cab and when it got near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I say nah, forget it, yo homles to bel-air. All this actually has been true several times in my life but... sorry giaz I couldn't help myself. Brings back good memories
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It might be more profitable for you to make some black tar, if you can get your hands on some AA.
Reverse troll'd.
Sure seems like aot just to arrive with his auntie in bel-air.
Damn don't we have any old members here that remember what this is?
This guy did a guide on making a sort of tincture. You could stop a few steps short and just dry and smoke the product, instead.
http://forum.poppies.org/index.php?showtopic=10790
Sorry man.
Wiki "Bel-Air" or "Bel-Air totse".
It's an old &T thing. I figured there were enough old totse members here to get it.
It's not really funny now that I have to explain it. Well it's only semi-funny anyway, I was just trying to revive something that brought a lot of lulz a little while back.
Great you can arrest me for being the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. :rolleyes: 'Cuz da license plate said fresh 'n had dice in da mirror.
Infraction. For either actually being a narcotics agent:D (unlikely) or the highly more likely case:
Impersonating an officer of the law in an open discussion of theoretical, illegal substances and usage. Thank you, goodnight. :facepalm:
Don't go cock swinging now.;)
icwotudidthair ^
And btw, unobtainably is not a correct word :D:D
And.... what I did was completely legitimate. Do this: go to prison (not jail) for a little while; come back and tell me his statement was funny in any way, shape, or form in an environment such as this. No matter how untrue I thought it was.
L00k dudezz that's how to use a semi-colon.
Damn I'm noddin'. :P
I'd say that the cops have better things to do (Like going after kingpins and whatnot), but I'd probably be wrong.
I forget where I saw it (Remembered midway through this sentence. It was on Penn & Teller. Decent show.), but there was some show where they were talking about this wheel-chair bound family man who's house was raided swat-style by local police. They had a warrant and arrested him for drug-trafficking because he was in possession of over 4g of oxycodone. He spent some time in the local jail before his trial, where the judge threw the case out for being absurd. The local prosecutor is known for never dropping cases, and for pursuing them (Right or wrong) until the defendant is convicted. The case was brought up again, this time in front of another judge. In the prosecutors medical opinion, even though the drugs were all prescribed, he had too much, making him a trafficker. He was convicted of drug trafficking and sent to prison for 25 years.
The only reason he was released after 3.5 years was because the governor himself signed a pardon.
Well, I meant for this story to illustrate the dumb shit that the cops occupy themselves with, but it seems to have said more about the justice system as a whole than it did the cops. Anyway, the point stands. Always be careful, because even though there are definitely bigger fish to fry, you never know if the local cops are having a slow week.
I think most people got it. And it's not just a &T thing, I've seen it other places too. It just wasn't a very good bel-air roll.
Show me one better around here since this new BBS has been started.
And I don't see how there is much more different ways you can do this.
It was a long, interesting (for BLTC) story that took a little while to read. Then started with the song in mid sentence. I don't see how you can really make it different.
So I kinda killed your thread eh?
Sorry brah
LuL I was just messing with you, I claim reverse troll.
There have been some great bel-airs on in history.
I'm not quite understaning the concept behind "reverse troll". Or who are the attempted trolls are?
Reverse troll is when you troll a troll.
^Story of my life.:o
lol wat'chu talkin' bout faggit?
I dont get it?
Neither do I.:(
Obvious reverse troll is obvious.
uh oh the rules really don't say anything about being able to infract a narcotics agent for being an agent AT ALL
Yeah well, the rules don't say anything about cops stealing from me either, but goddammit if they didn't do it anyway.
If your a Narc on this fourm all the rules go out the window.
Narcs are backstabbers, spies, cutthroats. This they deserve to be impaled from the anus up on my probe.
Also,. post 600