I heard of this while watching "Have I got news for you", a UK program about news stories etc, and some of the phrases they banned are just pure comedy.
Phrases such as "beat your meat," "fairy," and "lovegun" are among the list of words banned in text messages by the Pakistani Telecommunication Authority.
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The Pakistan Telecommunication Authority's ban on 1,600 words deemed "pornographic or offensive to Islam" has flabbergasted much of the international media. Now, many global gay rights advocates are drawing attention to the number of LGBT-related words on the black list.
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They'll never covered all the visual variations and word substitutions that will come about of this.
This is what happens when religious nutbags get a hold of a nation. There are plenty of American fundamentalists who would love to do the same thing.
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Haha even K mart is banned
Axing the weasel
Clam diver
Floggin the dolphin
Lmfao
Athletes foot?
Breast - now that's just sad
Damn - lame
Deeper?
Deposit?
Jesus Christ - lol
I'm also laughing pretty hard imaging them sitting there coming up with all these. Half those words are totally 'innocent'. What a bunch of ********.
LOL
ASS BAGGER
ASS COWBOY
And other totally innocent words like flatulence
I'm gonna get in touch with the ISI to ban any communication of the terms "fucking sniper" and "fucking spy"
They banned "hostage" and "sniper"....
They also missed off Fap, Fapping, Wanker and Wanking. Is this because it's a national pastime over there?
And all the ass references, being English I would type arse anyway would this avoid censorship?
And suicide, but not bomb