Man dies after eating cocaine hidden up brother's rectum

angryonion · December 2011

"A 20-year-old South Carolina man died after eating an ounce of cocaine his brother was hiding in his buttocks as the two were sitting in the back of a police cruise."
Stupid idiot.
http://www.newser.com/story/135854/man-dies-after-eating-bros-cocaine-in-cruiser-cops.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=huffpo&utm_campaign=strangestuff_rss

RemadE · December 2011

When I first saw this I thought "Human Centipede".
When I read it, I thought "fucking idiot".

Darwinism at its finest.

fag · December 2011

So does this technically make it Crack Cocaine?

chippy · December 2011

I don't think I'd eat anything that had been that close to my brothers arse.

Spinster · December 2011

fag wrote: »

So does this technically make it Crack Cocaine?

Thats the funnest thing I have heard all day!

RemadE · December 2011

Spinster wrote: »

Thats the funnest thing I have heard all day!

Gave me a good chuckle too actually. Surprised nobody thought of it earlier lol.

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