You're a Prick If You Use This Machine

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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited April 2012
  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited April 2012
    I bet I could make a better cup of coffee with a hammer, an old sock, and 2 gallon soup pot.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2012
    ...with iPhone control? Oh fuck, Starbucks will go out of business! It's also coffee porn.

    Oh look at that oozing cream, oh press my buttons baby - yeah. Watch me fill you up in this sexually suggestive glass! The hot steam rising as I shoot a creamy, frothy load into it. Oh, OH!

    Sorry...plus it looks like my arse. Y'know, having crohn's and all.
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited April 2012
    £5000?

    Sod off.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited April 2012
    chippy wrote: »
    £5000?

    Sod off.

    Most simple and to the point answer so far lol
  • chippychippy <b style="color:pink;">Global Moderator</b>
    edited April 2012
    Product Top Brewer bean-to-cup coffee maker

    USP This space-saving machine is built into a table or counter top, with only the curved dispensing spout visible, and is operated by either a built-in, finger-touch keyboard or by Smartphone. The patented stainless-steel tap (with adjustable dispensing height) has what is claimed to be the world's smallest milk foamer built into its tip.

    Details Along with gourmet coffees, Top Brewer dispenses chilled or hot water, hot or cold fresh milk and steam for blanching vegetables. It heats up from cold to ready in just 45 seconds.

    Features Made from recyclable stainless steel and aluminium; two grinders (for filter and espresso); auto-clean and milk cleaning systems; 45 seconds from standby to brew; ingredients bins for 2 x 1,400g or 1 x 2,800g of coffee beans.

    Dimensions 670mm (h) x 320mm (w) x 610mm (d)

    Price Starts from £5,000

    Source http://www.caterersearch.com/Articles/25/11/2011/341247/Build-in-Top-Brewer-coffee-maker-from-Scanomat.htm

    They are having a laugh surely.
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