I want a Harem full of Korean Girls Now

DfgDfg Admin
edited August 2012 in Spurious Generalities
They're basically dolls but damn, they look so hawt. I can blame the makeup and art and the video angels but I like what I see. They all look the same, which is an issue but other than that, hawt.

Oh the men are retarded as hell. I guess they have to compensate in some other way for the tiny wee wee issue. But the girls, holy shit!

The music isn't that bad either.

Comments

  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited August 2012
    Boxheads with rotten cabbage breath.
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited August 2012
    You can buy one if you have enough money. Look for international "dating" agencies.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    Lol, is Beaver going for the Asian hate angle? ;) I'd love a Korean gal. Until about the age of 30 or so.

    I mean, look at them!
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    That was taken from the film "Sex is Zero". Plus my ex said she would go lesbian for a member of the embedded Korean girl band. I'd prefer chloroform and ropes but hey. Each to their own.

    Watch it in HD, you sad fucks. We all know what's going on in your pants...plus the short hair. HNPHHH! SPLOOSH.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2012
    Did I mention I just came. Korean girls are the best.
  • DaktologistDaktologist Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    I mean, look at them!
    Sex%20is%20Zero.png

    That was taken from the film "Sex is Zero". Plus my ex said she would go lesbian for a member of the embedded Korean girl band. I'd prefer chloroform and ropes but hey. Each to their own.


    Oh the things I would do to her :fap:
  • (nameless one)(nameless one) Regular
    edited August 2012
    I used to bone a Korean chick. But everytime we fucked, she sounded like she's gone poopin.
  • PacoPaco me administrator
    edited August 2012
    This song is so much better.

    Girl's Generation > Afterschool
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2012
    Paco wrote: »
    This song is so much better.

    Girl's Generation > Afterschool
    *High Five*

    Try SISTAR
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited August 2012
    Korean, Japanese, Chinese, etc. They all look the same to me. :confused:
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    I seriously want to know WHY they sound like they're straining to take a dump every time they have sex.

    I asked a Chinese mate years ago and she gave me no answer as she was too "Westernised".
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    I seriously want to know WHY they sound like they're straining to take a dump every time they have sex.

    I asked a Chinese mate years ago and she gave me no answer as she was too "Westernised".
    It's the language bro. They're used to using a high pitched voice.
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    Schwing! Thank you, Reddit :D
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2012
    RemadE wrote: »
    Schwing! Thank you, Reddit :D
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    Damn, I learned something today :D
  • RemadERemadE Global Moderator
    edited August 2012
    I had to read it twice, but it does make a lot of sense :) glad I could have helped :o:fap:
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