So i emailed the guy at dontevenreply.com some abuse — Totseans

So i emailed the guy at dontevenreply.com some abuse

PacinoPacino Regular
edited January 2011 in Spurious Generalities
i didnt expect to get a reply but hahaha check this out

he advertises his book on his website so i said...

Subject - fuck you asswipe

'You think im gonna fall for that '50% off only this week trick'

Yeah you want people to buy your shitty book so you can make some money asshole


FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BOOK!!!!!!1'




He replied

You're right. This week, it is 75% off. Get it while it is hot

Comments

  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    HAhaha, post his e-mail. I will send him an e-mail as well :D.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2010
    From: Mustafi "Chukwuemeka" Adetokunbo ([email protected])
  • da teachada teacha Regular
    edited July 2010
    Shit man, that's epic lulz. You're ub3r-hardc0re bro.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2010
    da teacha wrote: »
    Shit man, that's epic lulz. You're ub3r-hardc0re bro.

    teach me something, faggot
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Send :D.

    I hope he doesn't get mad at my e-mail.
  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited July 2010
    haha what did u write
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited July 2010
    LOL. That guy's fucking hilarious. Post back his reply Dfg. You guys oughta let him know about totse.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Pacino wrote: »
    haha what did u write

    Something about getting his permission to pirate his book in Pakistan and changing certain things in the book like author etc to make it better.

    I bet no one e-mails him from Pakistan :D
  • Fetus-SmasherFetus-Smasher Regular
    edited July 2010
    He's probably some 58 year old distinguished professor, and recieving dick picks from us.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    LOL. That guy's fucking hilarious. Post back his reply Dfg. You guys oughta let him know about totse.

    That's the plan :D.

    I got a response from him.



    On Fri, Jul 23, 2010 at 12:04 AM, Mustafi "Chukwuemeka" Adetokunbo <[email protected]> wrote:

    Good luck, nobody knows how to read in Pakistan, and I'm pretty sure if they read my book they would be sent straight to Pakistani hell, minus the 72 virgins.
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    On Fri, Jul 23, 2010 at 12:04 AM, Mustafi "Chukwuemeka" Adetokunbo <[email protected]> wrote:

    Good luck, nobody knows how to read in Pakistan, and I'm pretty sure if they read my book they would be sent straight to Pakistani hell, minus the 72 virgins.

    Lol fucking win
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Lol fucking win

    HEheh, I know. Too bad he will have to respond to my e-mails. It's fun acting like an asshole.

    I just have to outsmart him. Luckily for me, he doesn't know anything about PK and I can easily invent anything I want :D.
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh lawd. Get him to advertise totse.info or some shit. It would be epic win.
  • edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    HEheh, I know. Too bad he will have to respond to my e-mails. It's fun acting like an asshole.

    I just have to outsmart him. Luckily for me, he doesn't know anything about PK and I can easily invent anything I want :D.

    This has HUGE potential lol.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    Still waiting for his response. If he doesn't respond I will start sending him photoshopped cover of his book. I will need some help in it.

    Can anyone photoshop his book and make it Anti-Islamic in such a way that it will look legit and professional.
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    That's fucking awesome. That could be a good little joke to share with friends and family.
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    Remember that guy is a master troll so you gotta be smart.
  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    HEheh, I know. Too bad he will have to respond to my e-mails. It's fun acting like an asshole.

    I just have to outsmart him. Luckily for me, he doesn't know anything about PK and I can easily invent anything I want :D.

    It is fun isn't it
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited July 2010
    It is fun isn't it

    Just a little bit.

    No reply from him yet. I will nail him down in future anyway. If this doesn't work maybe something else will.
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    Vizier wrote: »
    Remember that guy is a master troll so you gotta be smart.

    You have been warned.

    Seriously, get that loller over here.
  • Fetus-SmasherFetus-Smasher Regular
    edited July 2010
    Vizier wrote: »
    Remember that guy is a master troll so you gotta be smart.

    Driveby wrote a book?
  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    Driveby wrote a book?

    Driveby cant even wipe his own ass properly let alone write a book
  • NumberjumboNumberjumbo Regular
    edited July 2010
    Driveby cant even wipe his own ass properly let alone write a book
    bet the faggot takes the bus everywhere
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    Update on this? You should keep writing him, mentioning totse.info several times. If he puts it on his site we'll get a lot of exposure.
  • SolverTSolverT Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Email sent
    Hello,

    I was wondering what type of discounts you can give on bulk ordering of your book? I'm interested In buying a large quanity

    it's fucking freezing over here, and firewood is getting expensive

    many thanks
  • edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Update on this? You should keep writing him, mentioning totse.info several times. If he puts it on his site we'll get a lot of exposure.

    Yeah, attempt this, it would be pretty cool. Also, ^ that made me laugh :P
  • edited July 2010
    We should ask him if he accepts prayers as a standard of exchange. I offer many different forms of prayer and can accommodate :D
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited July 2010
    That guy is pretty fuckin funny. Did you see the crib one?
  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    The one about how hybrids suck is funny
  • SolverTSolverT Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I read all of them, he's pretty fucking funny troll
  • fr0st_Bytefr0st_Byte Sumpin' c00L
    edited January 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    i didnt expect to get a reply but hahaha check this out

    he advertises his book on his website so i said...

    Subject - fuck you asswipe

    'You think im gonna fall for that '50% off only this week trick'

    Yeah you want people to buy your shitty book so you can make some money asshole


    FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY BOOK!!!!!!1'




    He replied

    You're right. This week, it is 75% off. Get it while it is hot

    Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes?

    Miguel

    From John ******* to Me:

    haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though.


    Fucking lol
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