Sexual Attractiveness Thread Ver 1 &T

MartialshotMartialshot Acolyte
edited August 2011 in Life
Alright here we go Totse style.

Rules
  1. Flame at free will, but be prepared to take it
  2. Please include a number 1-10 (10 high)
  3. Tits = 10
  4. If you cant post a picture dont flame

Lets get the ball rolling

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Comments

  • MartialshotMartialshot Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    I'ma go ahead with a 0 because if you cant post a frontal picture of yourself that's not at some angle you obviously don't have much condifence in your own looks.

    Lol no hate, I just took the first one always in my Photobucket, Ill get others later Iam lazy and without crucial munchies
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Photo10.jpg

    probably like broner/10
  • MartialshotMartialshot Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    5/10 because i assumed you were black :eek:

    True story I thought he was black too
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    I am black :confused: jk but I do not know who my pops is, it could be described as a suspicion of mine. Naturally athletic and muscular without working out, tall, dark melatonin- rich patch on my elbow, etc. That pic was taken in February or something, I am now like 18 shades darker. Keepin it white still tho :)
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    He isnt black. A true blackman isnt proud of being black.
  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    7 year old pic

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  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    He isnt black. A true blackman isnt proud of being black.

    lol I am proud of having no real pops :D you're a sleepy mexican, Marijuanasaurus
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    muffins wrote: »
    7 year old pic

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    That cant be you. Ive seen a pic of you on zoklet and you look different. There has also been speculation that youre project pat, so nobody can really be sure.
    lol I am proud of having no real pops :D you're a sleepy mexican, Marijuanasaurus

    Why would you be proud of that? Not like you should be ashamed of it, but it shouldnt be the highlight of your self worth.

    Anyways, Im not gonna post a pic until more girls post. I dont want this to become a huge sausage fest/circle jerk.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Why would you be proud of that? Not like you should be ashamed of it, but it shouldnt be the highlight of your self worth.

    Because obvious sarcasm is a way of life.
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Because obvious sarcasm is a way of life.

    Sorry brah, sarcasm has never worked on me. Make sure to write that on a post it note and stick it on your monitor for next time you respond to me.:o
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    Sorry brah, sarcasm has never worked on me. Make sure to write that on a post it note and stick it on your monitor for next time you respond to me.:o

    It just takes well known societal facts and uses em for humor. What do you got like NVLD? It's all good my bro has that.
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    It just takes well known societal facts and uses em for humor. What do you got like NVLD? It's all good my bro has that.

    You never know, theres a lot of douchebags out there. I just assumed you were one of them. And whats this NVLD crap, are you trying to make fun of me? Or just your brother?
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    I know you won't look up the symptoms but it's nothing to feel bad about, he just can't understand people as well as he could if he registered their facial expressions or tones of voice. Well that's what it was like before he did the therapy thing. But basically they will just form an opinion outright instead of taking into account the whole scope of sort of little hints and whatnot that goes along with verbal speech. Including the aforementioned societal norms and whatnot.

    Stands for Non Verbal Learning Disorder. I was just askin', not poking fun.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    muffins wrote: »
    7 year old pic

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    Is that whiskey? What kind and how old?
  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    I know you won't look up the symptoms but it's nothing to feel bad about, he just can't understand people as well as he could if he registered their facial expressions or tones of voice. Well that's what it was like before he did the therapy thing. But basically they will just form an opinion outright instead of taking into account the whole scope of sort of little hints and whatnot that goes along with verbal speech. Including the aforementioned societal norms and whatnot.

    Stands for Non Verbal Learning Disorder. I was just askin', not poking fun.

    I actually did look it up. You do realize were on the internet right? Not only does that include knowledge at the click of a button, but also depersonalization between posters like us. Without being able to read your facial expressions or tone of voice, how am I supposed to know whats sarcasm or not?

    Also, its not that I dont get sarcasm, I just hate it, so I take everything people say literally. It makes me giggle a little on the inside when people get frustrated with their own dumb joke.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    :facepalm: I actually kind of do wish I had a dad. Lol good thing this thread was Ghey in the first place huh?
  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Is that whiskey? What kind and how old?

    It's genuine homemade kentucky bourbon, I bought it when my girlfriend was doin am interm program at pine mountain setlement school in Kentucky http://www.pinemountainsettlementschool.com/ Had some fucking awesome times up there in the hills man
  • Dog BoyDog Boy Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Sure, I'll bite.

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    In my natural environment
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    muffins wrote: »
    It's genuine homemade kentucky bourbon, I bought it when my girlfriend was doin am interm program at pine mountain setlement school in Kentucky http://www.pinemountainsettlementschool.com/ Had some fucking awesome times up there in the hills man

    It has a gorgeous color to it. Thumbs up for good whiskey.
  • xxombiexxombie Regular
    edited July 2010
    Haha, these threads are such sausage fests and myspace angles.

    Here's me eating some sushi (inb4 sushi is shooped into a dick)
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    This is what I look like when I'm blacked out drunk:
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    And this is me as a dirty kid:
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    I'm clearly a ten.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    xxombie wrote: »
    Haha, these threads are such sausage fests and myspace angles.

    Here's me eating some sushi (inb4 sushi is shooped into a dick)
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    This is what I look like when I'm blacked out drunk:
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    And this is me as a dirty kid:
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    I'm clearly a ten.

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  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    Last winter. Drunk. Possibly on klonopin. Wearing my favorite hat.
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    Also last winter. Black eye. Originally taken to test out my new camera. Fat girl angle shot.
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  • MarijuanasaurusMarijuanasaurus Regular
    edited July 2010
    xxombie wrote: »
    Haha, these threads are such sausage fests and myspace angles.

    Here's me eating some sushi (inb4 sushi is shooped into a dick)
    25592_373210676687_507566687_4190558_1451663_n.jpg

    This is what I look like when I'm blacked out drunk:
    17041_415242535110_524005110_10444243_6424030_n.jpg

    And this is me as a dirty kid:
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    I'm clearly a ten.

    xxombie youre fucking sexy in a weird sort of way. Id tap that.
  • xxombiexxombie Regular
    edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
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    Hahahah, I love you. I wanna tattoo of Dragoncock
  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    This is gonna be fun.


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  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    Continued




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    I'm goddamn sexy aren't I?
  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    xxombie wrote: »
    Haha, these threads are such sausage fests and myspace angles.

    Here's me eating some sushi (inb4 sushi is shooped into a dick)
    25592_373210676687_507566687_4190558_1451663_n.jpg

    This is what I look like when I'm blacked out drunk:
    17041_415242535110_524005110_10444243_6424030_n.jpg

    And this is me as a dirty kid:
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    I'm clearly a ten.

    I give ya a 10 becuase i have seen your tits, without the tits youd be an 8
  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited July 2010
    muffins wrote: »
    I give ya a 10 becuase i have seen your tits, without the tits youd be an 8

    I agree with this.
  • tincturetincture Semo-Regulars
    edited July 2010
    Photo10.jpg

    probably like broner/10

    no wonder you're such a retarded wigger faggot on zoklet.
  • tincturetincture Semo-Regulars
    edited July 2010
    xxombie wrote: »
    Haha, these threads are such sausage fests and myspace angles.

    Here's me eating some sushi (inb4 sushi is shooped into a dick)
    25592_373210676687_507566687_4190558_1451663_n.jpg

    This is what I look like when I'm blacked out drunk:
    17041_415242535110_524005110_10444243_6424030_n.jpg

    And this is me as a dirty kid:
    34304_1268782173809_1657470556_548274_77676_n.jpg

    I'm clearly a ten.
    Holy shit, is your nose that hideous because your nigger boyfriend punched the fuck out of it or is that natural?
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    TLV wrote: »
    This is gonna be fun.


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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    xxombie wrote: »
    Hahahah, I love you. I wanna tattoo of Dragoncock

    Dragoncock loves you too!
  • iSoapeiSoape Regular
    edited July 2010
    xxombie wrote: »
    Haha, these threads are such sausage fests and myspace angles.

    Here's me eating some sushi (inb4 sushi is shooped into a dick)
    25592_373210676687_507566687_4190558_1451663_n.jpg

    This is what I look like when I'm blacked out drunk:
    17041_415242535110_524005110_10444243_6424030_n.jpg

    And this is me as a dirty kid:
    34304_1268782173809_1657470556_548274_77676_n.jpg

    I'm clearly a ten.

    You're not a fellow transient by chance, are you?

    Well, I tried uploading them, but uhm... I couldn't figure out why.
  • xxombiexxombie Regular
    edited July 2010
    tincture wrote: »
    Holy shit, is your nose that hideous because your nigger boyfriend punched the fuck out of it or is that natural?
    Alllll natural baby :cool: Thank my gypsy heritage.
    iSoape wrote: »
    You're not a fellow transient by chance, are you?

    Well, I tried uploading them, but uhm... I couldn't figure out why.

    what is this i dont even
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    I'll just post my sexy pic.


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  • DaSkipperDaSkipper Regular
    edited July 2010
    xxombie, where do you live? I want to be your boyfriend, badly. I'll move to you. I'm homeless anyways so its all cool to me.

    Btw I'm fat.

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  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    DaSkipper wrote: »
    xxombie, where do you live? I want to be your boyfriend, badly. I'll move to you. I'm homeless anyways so its all cool to me.

    Btw I'm fat.

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  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    tincture wrote: »
    no wonder you're such a retarded wigger faggot on zoklet.

    Why what predicates this you insufferable cunt.


    You guys all look pretty good. 7.5/10 since you probably each hide some score-harming disfigurements.
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited July 2010
    You'll usually find me like this:
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    Here's when I had a stache:
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  • iSoapeiSoape Regular
    edited July 2010
    xxombie wrote: »
    Alllll natural baby :cool: Thank my gypsy heritage.



    what is this i dont even

    Hitchhiker, traveler, train rider, etc. That's a transient. And of my travels, you definitely look like one.
  • thatsMYdogthatsMYdog Regular
    edited July 2010
    Be honest!! I can handle it, tell me if I should do something to look nicer for my guy's homecoming

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    I couldn't figure out what number so I just put what I thought

    Martialshot: Looks good
    BBJ: I popped a broner
    muffins: I have to say average, not digging the beard
    Dog Boy: 2nd pic looks good
    xxombie: Love the first pic, I'd kill to look like you!!
    Morningside: Looks like you'd look nice but you're messing up your nice eyes
    TLV: Looks very good, I like goatees, love your hair
    Truthwielder: lol
    Skipper: Cute smile
    MJ: Looking good of course, 666 4 lyf obviously \m/,
    Viz: Again looking good, drinking good beer
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited July 2010
    Yeah stop caring about how much you look for your guy's homecoming. You're not a fucking object, you're a human being.

    Anyway looking good.
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Being objective, I'll give thatsmydog a 7 and xxombie a 6/7. But subjectively, I'm not into black chicks, but thatsmydog is an exception. I just have a great urge to drink with xxombie.. plus I find her fucking hot.

    eh I dont really have many good photos, I'm making a face in 99% of the photos I get taken of me. Most of the photos that I've posted are from around the same time but yeah.

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  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    Yeah stop caring about how much you look for your guy's homecoming. You're not a fucking object, you're a human being.

    Anyway looking good.

    amen
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited July 2010
    Where are you in the last two photos?
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    Where are you in the last two photos?

    wait, me? I'm the guy that looks exactly the same as I do in the photos before that <.<
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited July 2010
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    haha, I've been called that by so, so many people....
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited July 2010
    SHANE14 wrote: »
    wait, me? I'm the guy that looks exactly the same as I do in the photos before that <.<

    No, I mean, where are you scenic wise?
  • SHANE14SHANE14 Regular
    edited July 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    No, I mean, where are you scenic wise?

    oh yeah, sorry. Umm, It's down south-east of victoria, south past traralgon and morwell, the actual place we were at was called jumbuck park. I just looked it up in google maps and its actually mapped... Fucking beautiful country man. I've probably got some other scummy pics of the place around here somewhere if you're interested, but nothing special.
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited July 2010
    Sure man, post if you can find them. Looks good.
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