There was a party. There was a fight. Somebody got fucked up tonight.
I had to call people and kindly ask them not to name me as a witness. I was drunk so my word means nothing. Also, I have a phobia of cops, courtrooms, etc.
very understandable of the cop phobia how wise of you to leave after the party. I remember a kid from my school getting his tooth knocked out in a fight. He now has a fake toof he pops in to stop lulz.
Yeah, i got the fuck out of there. After I finished my beer of course lol. The dudes GF wanted my help in finding the missing tooth, but I heard that dude talked shit on me anyway so I'm gonna do the smart thing and leave. :cool:
When I left I walked right by a cop tending to a fender bender. She probably knew I was drunk, but I don't think she wanted to multitask lol.
There was a party. There was a fight. Somebody got fucked up tonight.
I had to call people and kindly ask them not to name me as a witness. I was drunk so my word means nothing. Also, I have a phobia of cops, courtrooms, etc.
Dude, at least tell the story.
And you're a big ol' fag for shouldering off your civic duty.
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When I left I walked right by a cop tending to a fender bender. She probably knew I was drunk, but I don't think she wanted to multitask lol.
I think I have "goddammit why do I have to deal with this crap" disorder.
didnt want to bother you
too shy
LOL, is this the real Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey?
Oh shit, I didn't even notice.
Yup! I'm the original. How are things going in the PNW? I missed ya while I was gone. What have you been up to?
I was unsure at first because of the BG lol.
Damn swell, can't complain. I missed your content man. How've you been and why were you gone?
Dude, at least tell the story.
And you're a big ol' fag for shouldering off your civic duty.
Probably. I mean, they CAN do that. But still, shes the stupidest person I know that isn't legally retarded.
Yeah, you put it in milk and get it to a dentist within the hour there's a good chance they'll be able to put it back in.
Sooooo you gonna talk about what events transpired to lead to said knocked out tooth or what?
Oh shit, now we got a party.
Conflict resolution made easy.
Theres not much to say, really. 2 drunk people were arguing about stupid crap, and one of them ended up without a tooth.