I just saw someone get their tooth knocked out

MorningsideMorningside Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
There was a party. There was a fight. Somebody got fucked up tonight.

I had to call people and kindly ask them not to name me as a witness. I was drunk so my word means nothing. Also, I have a phobia of cops, courtrooms, etc.

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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited July 2010
    very understandable of the cop phobia how wise of you to leave after the party. I remember a kid from my school getting his tooth knocked out in a fight. He now has a fake toof he pops in to stop lulz.
  • JFLC BGJFLC BG Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Do you think you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah, i got the fuck out of there. After I finished my beer of course lol. The dudes GF wanted my help in finding the missing tooth, but I heard that dude talked shit on me anyway so I'm gonna do the smart thing and leave. :cool:

    When I left I walked right by a cop tending to a fender bender. She probably knew I was drunk, but I don't think she wanted to multitask lol.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    JFLC BG wrote: »
    Do you think you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?

    I think I have "goddammit why do I have to deal with this crap" disorder.
  • JFLC BGJFLC BG Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    maybe she thought you were cute
    didnt want to bother you
    too shy
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    JFLC BG wrote: »
    Do you think you have Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?


    LOL, is this the real Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey?
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    LOL, is this the real Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey?

    Oh shit, I didn't even notice.
  • JFLC BGJFLC BG Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    LSA King wrote: »
    LOL, is this the real Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey?

    Yup! I'm the original. How are things going in the PNW? I missed ya while I was gone. What have you been up to?
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    You should have asked her for her number.
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh shit, I didn't even notice.

    I was unsure at first because of the BG lol.

    JFLC BG wrote: »
    Yup! I'm the original. How are things going in the PNW? I missed ya while I was gone. What have you been up to?


    Damn swell, can't complain. I missed your content man. How've you been and why were you gone?
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    There was a party. There was a fight. Somebody got fucked up tonight.

    I had to call people and kindly ask them not to name me as a witness. I was drunk so my word means nothing. Also, I have a phobia of cops, courtrooms, etc.

    Dude, at least tell the story.

    And you're a big ol' fag for shouldering off your civic duty.
  • SteppenwolfSteppenwolf Acolyte
    edited July 2010
    Teeth instead of 'tooth' would have been more of an eyebrow raiser.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Look the 13 YO is posting. Hi Mr. TruthWeilder.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited July 2010
    lol Why did she want to find the tooth? Did she really think you can just get them put back in?
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    lol Why did she want to find the tooth? Did she really think you can just get them put back in?

    Probably. I mean, they CAN do that. But still, shes the stupidest person I know that isn't legally retarded.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Ummmm... She wanted to put it under her pillow so she could get some free money. Duh.
  • TruthWielderTruthWielder Regular
    edited July 2010
    lol Why did she want to find the tooth? Did she really think you can just get them put back in?

    Yeah, you put it in milk and get it to a dentist within the hour there's a good chance they'll be able to put it back in.

    Sooooo you gonna talk about what events transpired to lead to said knocked out tooth or what?
  • Brock SamsonBrock Samson Regular
    edited July 2010
    JFLC BG wrote: »
    Yup! I'm the original. How are things going in the PNW? I missed ya while I was gone. What have you been up to?

    Oh shit, now we got a party.
  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    You should of killed everyone there.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited July 2010
    meta wrote: »
    You should of killed everyone there.

    Conflict resolution made easy.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah i'm curious as to what the story was leading to said tooth knock out.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    Yeah i'm curious as to what the story was leading to said tooth knock out.

    Theres not much to say, really. 2 drunk people were arguing about stupid crap, and one of them ended up without a tooth.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    lol wrong thread
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