Life Lessons Learned

PigPig Regular
edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
What are some lessons you've learned better from?

1. Keep your receipts, at least for a month.

2. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

3. Regardless of how simple it sounds, you can't eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. You can't.
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  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited August 2010
    "Righty tighty, lefty loosey." What's that mean? :confused:

    And why can't I eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. I think I can. I love cinnamon.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    "Righty tighty, lefty loosey." What's that mean? :confused:

    Threaded objects (screws, nuts, etc.) almost universally spin to the left to unlock, and to the right to tighten.
  • minor69nerminor69ner Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    never call a girl fat, even if she's skinny

    drink at least 8 cups of water a day

    milk your parents as much as you can before they kick you out
  • edited August 2010
    Don't talk to the police.

    Never underestimate people's willingness to do stupid shit or to escalate a situation.

    Do not threaten a Kangaroos Joey, lest you be kicked in the chest.

    Do not fuck with Cassowaries.

    Do not pick at blisters.
  • edited August 2010
    click links with scroll button to open in new tab.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    click links with scroll button to open in new tab.

    Holy shit. I love you.
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited August 2010
    lol. I do that too.
  • ImaginariumImaginarium Regular
    edited August 2010
    Always delete all the texts on my phone.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Never ever keep web history.
  • edited August 2010
    just because you penis could fit, doesn't mean you should stick it in.
  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Never ever keep web history.



    This goes with mine. Always encrypt "personal" files and information and "securely wipe" every file and get in the habit. Computer history is a mother fucker.
  • Wooden PintsWooden Pints Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    When in doubt, propane.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2010
    Don't go out of your way to fart on people because you will eventually shit your pants. I'm not being metaphoric.
  • edited August 2010
    Keep your mouth shut - bragging is the worst thing you can do.
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    hate is baggage

    the world dont move to the beat of just one drum

    buy something that is of high quality, rather than something that is cheap because it will last you longer than buying a lot of the cheap ones.

    admitting youre wrong when you are not is a sign of maturity

    being a man is all about taking responsibility

    dont say anything you wouldnt want to say infront of the whole world

    experiences are worth more than possessions (the main reason why I am going to go to europe in a few years, rather than not move out of my parents, or get a car)

    you cant change anyone besides yourself

    if there is a girl that you really want, but she is happily taken, let her be, have comfort in knowing that guy makes her has happy as you would like to (or in my case, that girl makes her as happy as I would like to)
  • edited August 2010
    There is a lot of useful crap you can do on the internet but there is even more useless crap you can do. Its important to realize the useless crap doesn't do shit for you and you can spend that time doing something more useful.
  • FrYFrY Regular
    edited August 2010
    Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    experiences are worth more than possessions (the main reason why I am going to go to europe in a few years, rather than not move out of my parents, or get a car)
    )

    same here pope now that im geting older every1 is like go 2 colege and do things u dont wanna do and spend all ur money on a car so u will get stuck in the same sity and never get 2 do anything cool cus ur werking ur hole life so that u will have a good job that wont ever let u take 3 months off 2 go 2 europe!!!!!!!11 :o:o:o:o:o
    ppl r stupid man :o
  • edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »

    3. Regardless of how simple it sounds, you can't eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. You can't.

  • FrYFrY Regular
    edited August 2010
    I wants to eat cinnayum now.
  • jatorjator Regular
    edited August 2010
    I been in this game for years, it made me a animal
    It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
    A step by step booklet for you to get
    your game on track, not your wig pushed back
    Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
    how much, dough you hold, cause you know
    The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
    if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
    Number two: never let em know your next move
    Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
    Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
    I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
    Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
    Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
    Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
    she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
    Number four: know you heard this before
    Never get high, on your own supply
    Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
    I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
    Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
    You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
    Seven: this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely seperated
    Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
    Find yourself in serious shit
    Number eight: never keep no weight on you
    Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
    Number nine shoulda been number one to me
    If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
    If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
    They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
    Number ten: a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
    Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
    Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
    If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
    Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
    she sniffed a whole half of cake up
    Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
    Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up, uhh
  • edited August 2010
    FrY wrote: »
    I wants to eat cinnayum now.

    It looks like trying to eat a tablespoon of cinnamon is a very horrible experience.
  • FrYFrY Regular
    edited August 2010
    It looks like trying to eat a tablespoon of cinnamon is a very horrible experience.

    It would appear that way, though there are those few who on youtube seem to be able to pull of such a feat, are they geneticaly evolved, or can they just swallow well?

    Myabe the world will never know.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    FrY wrote: »
    It would appear that way, though there are those few who on youtube seem to be able to pull of such a feat, are they geneticaly evolved, or can they just swallow well?

    Myabe the world will never know.

    They probably started deepthroating at an early age :thumbsup:
  • edited August 2010
    FrY wrote: »
    It would appear that way, though there are those few who on youtube seem to be able to pull of such a feat, are they geneticaly evolved, or can they just swallow well?

    Myabe the world will never know.

    Maybe the people who can't swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon simply need to harden the fuck up.
  • LostInTheWoodsLostInTheWoods Regular
    edited August 2010
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Don't kiss a girl who has oral herpes.

    If you tell a girl that she can wear your necklace for a while, she'll probably keep it.

    Stay in school.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Cloudcat wrote: »
    Don't kiss a girl who has oral herpes.

    If you tell a girl that she can wear your necklace for a while, she'll probably keep it.

    Stay in school.

    If you tell a girl she can where ANYTHING of your's for a while she'll probably keep it.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    If you tell a girl she can where ANYTHING of your's for a while she'll probably keep it.

    With the exception of wedding rings.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Cloudcat wrote: »
    With the exception of wedding rings.

    Most will keep them and collect the value as soon as she's taken all of your stuff.


    Next life lesson: Ever desire to lose everything you've ever worked for? Get married.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Start a 401k at an early age, and don't ever pull the money from it.

    Lottery tickets are a tax for stupidity. You won't score big.
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited August 2010
    Start a 401k at an early age? What's that mean?
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    Blunderful wrote: »
    Start a 401k at an early age? What's that mean?

    I guess they don't have 401k in Australia.

    A 401(k) retirement savings plan allows a worker to save for retirement and have the savings invested while deferring current income taxes on the saved money and earnings until withdrawal.
  • Totse BotTotse Bot Banned
    edited August 2010
    haha can't retire if i dont work

    blunderful always wins
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Start now, have a small percentage put in from each paycheck, and you'll be stacked when you're 60.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Start now, have a small percentage put in from each paycheck, and you'll be stacked when you're 60.

    Not true.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Never ever keep web history.

    Damn right. Which is why my firefox is set to not keep ANY history, ANY thing in search fields, or ANY thing in the browser bar. Oh and hide your good links in a folder inside of a folder in your book marks named something unappealing.

    I must be paranoid, I'm the only one to use this computer, still, if a girl wants to look at her facebook crap, she need not see all the crap I go to :P
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    acid_drop wrote: »
    Damn right. Which is why my firefox is set to not keep ANY history, ANY thing in search fields, or ANY thing in the browser bar. Oh and hide your good links in a folder inside of a folder in your book marks named something unappealing.

    I must be paranoid, I'm the only one to use this computer, still, if a girl wants to look at her facebook crap, she need not see all the crap I go to :P

    Too bad your ISP keeps a detailed log of every IP you connect too...
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »

    Lottery tickets are a tax for stupidity. You won't score big.

    THIS

    I always get pissed when people are happy that they won 5-20 dollars on a fucking lotto ticket.

    Sure you got some pocket change, but you spent 50-100 dollars just to "win" that. Idiots.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    acid_drop wrote: »
    Oh and hide your good links in a folder inside of a folder in your book marks named something unappealing.

    I just put all my links in a text file then encrypt that shit.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    acid_drop wrote: »
    THIS

    I always get pissed when people are happy that they won 5-20 dollars on a fucking lotto ticket.

    Sure you got some pocket change, but you spent 50-100 dollars just to "win" that. Idiots.

    This.
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    Cloudcat wrote: »
    I just put all my links in a text file then encrypt that shit.

    I have all of my porn, links, bad ideas, and other stuff encrypted at 512bit and a 55 character long password.

    I routinely clean my computer, and have it set on 7 pass erase for emptying trash. After I am done with my computer, anyone could use it, and not find a thing.
  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    I have all of my porn, links, bad ideas, and other stuff encrypted at 512bit and a 55 character long password.

    I routinely clean my computer, and have it set on 7 pass erase for emptying trash. After I am done with my computer, anyone could use it, and not find a thing.

    Famous last words
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pope wrote: »
    I have all of my porn, links, bad ideas, and other stuff encrypted at 512bit and a 55 character long password.

    I routinely clean my computer, and have it set on 7 pass erase for emptying trash. After I am done with my computer, anyone could use it, and not find a thing.

    How's the CP business lately?
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited August 2010
    Too bad your ISP keeps a detailed log of every IP you connect too...

    I'm not concerned about that. I don't look up anything disgusting, or CP.

    Just porn and shit, and this depraved site, which apparently my ISP has blocked or something, so I have to use a proxy. Anyway, girls get whiney when they discover your computer is full of porn.
  • edited August 2010
    Not true.

    You'd definitely be better off.
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Start a 401k at an early age, and don't ever pull the money from it.

    Lottery tickets are a tax for stupidity. You won't score big.
    acid_drop wrote: »
    THIS

    I always get pissed when people are happy that they won 5-20 dollars on a fucking lotto ticket.

    Sure you got some pocket change, but you spent 50-100 dollars just to "win" that. Idiots.
    This.

    My 15 year old sister had someone buy her a $1 ticket and won 300 bucks.
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    My 15 year old sister had someone buy her a $1 ticket and won 300 bucks.

    shut the fuck up juggalo

    its because of people like you why i cant drink faygo
  • Panic!Panic! Regular
    edited August 2010
    Never trust a friend to follow bros before hoes, when he finds his girl he won't give a shit that you're "best friends"
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Panic! wrote: »
    Never trust a friend to follow bros before hoes, when he finds his girl he won't give a shit that you're "best friends"

    Chicks before dicks. It's a rule that both girls and guys follow.
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