I've decided that I never want to become rich. Rich people don't have character. I like poor people... no, I LOVE poor people. In fact, I want to be a poor person myself, just so I'm not a hypocrite.
Yes being a poor person is my dream. Rich people get everything handed to them.
Okay, if a poor person becomes a rich person; that's fine I guess. Good for them.
But people who are born into rich families; ugh.
I was born into a rich family. But I'm selling all of my stuff and am going to be poor from now on. I've decided that I want to contribute to this world by making people laugh; not rich people though. Poor people. I want to make POOR people laugh.
So how do I do this? I have to do find a place poor people go to and perform stand up comedy or something. I don't really have any ideas just yet. Suggest some?
Why don't you actually help them? Use some of the privileges you were born into by helping the needy you selfish bastard. Providing food for the masses that are starving on the streets? The families that have trouble just supporting their young..or even charities.
What the fuck? Why would I want to help them? Did you even read my OP? They're awesome as hell for being poor; they shouldn't change. I'm even going to be poor with them. Fuck, I hate when people don't read the OP properly. Like, my number 1 pet peeve.
Of course you have to come up with a reason why only buy doritos and fudgepacked candy bars, I generally just say you know girl that just the way of the world.
Oh yeah and the salvation army gave me tuna anc cupcakes this morning, and some other shit, point is it be like thanksgiving in dis bitch.
Quit your job and shoot herion all day, hey as long as OP gets from A to B, it shouldent matter how he does it.
Original. Blunderful is classier than that
I thought so.
That's how all of his shinaniganz sound.