One time I was at a football game talking to a girl on the bleachers, and everybody kept shouting so I turned around and said, "SHUT THE FUCK UP. IM TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION"
Everybody thought I was joking and started laughing .:mad:
In other news, The trains were free over here today. industrial action - they want more money.
I buy a weekly pass so it made no difference to me. I arrived at my class half an hour early and the cuntbag letcturer turned out to be absent, no email or anything - he just didn't show up.
so i went to the library and tried to work out what the fuck the "sifting properties of an inverse function" even means and got distracted by an incredibly attractive blonde sitting a couple of tables in front of me doing some kind of biology thing. so i went outside to buy overpriced coffee from a cuban looking man and drank it on a bench that faced another row of benches.
It was at this point while i looked at all the people with other people, that i realised how lonely i felt.
You can scream at old ladies with good results. They lived in a different time, not like these bitches now that are tought to have self-respect and other bullshit.
You can scream at old ladies with good results. They lived in a different time, not like these bitches now that are tought to have self-respect and other bullshit.
Something which really annoys me to death is when you're on the phone with someone, and everyone starts shouting shit at you to annoy you. It's like,
Me - "Oh, hi mom"
Idiot - "DUDE GIVE ME THE LSD, THE COPS ARE ROUND THE CORNER"
Me - "shut the fuck up"
Mom - "WHAT WAS ALL THAT?"
Like uhh, jeez. Nothing like getting trolled IRL.
haha. I did something like that, to a friend of mine in highschool. His mom went FUCKING APESHIT. And thought I was a terrible influence. That mother fucker got ME in to drugs bitch.
Guess some parents can't accept that their little placenta seed can do those things too.
Oh well, he ended up in jail for a few years on unrelated things. Glad I stopped hanging out that that guy after high school.
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wouldnt that feel awkward?
Enthralling tale, brother!
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PS: Padre is father, neh?
I love this as well
Especially when it comes to loud foul mouth hens
They really don't like being clucked at
Padre is father. Hermano is brother.
As you were.
Everybody thought I was joking and started laughing .:mad:
I buy a weekly pass so it made no difference to me. I arrived at my class half an hour early and the cuntbag letcturer turned out to be absent, no email or anything - he just didn't show up.
so i went to the library and tried to work out what the fuck the "sifting properties of an inverse function" even means and got distracted by an incredibly attractive blonde sitting a couple of tables in front of me doing some kind of biology thing. so i went outside to buy overpriced coffee from a cuban looking man and drank it on a bench that faced another row of benches.
It was at this point while i looked at all the people with other people, that i realised how lonely i felt.
Me - "Oh, hi mom"
Idiot - "DUDE GIVE ME THE LSD, THE COPS ARE ROUND THE CORNER"
Me - "shut the fuck up"
Mom - "WHAT WAS ALL THAT?"
Like uhh, jeez. Nothing like getting trolled IRL.
Bonus points for a heart attack?
Someone should have told you to STFU and get off the phone...
haha. I did something like that, to a friend of mine in highschool. His mom went FUCKING APESHIT. And thought I was a terrible influence. That mother fucker got ME in to drugs bitch.
Guess some parents can't accept that their little placenta seed can do those things too.
Oh well, he ended up in jail for a few years on unrelated things. Glad I stopped hanging out that that guy after high school.
Fixed.