I'm nervous... — Totseans

I'm nervous...

NamasteNamaste Regular
edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
Bleh, school starts back on Monday. First time in two years I'll be going to a real high school, and it's my senior year. I really hope I can stick it out. But I'm a freak.

Anyway, I was hoping y'all could amuse me with a little story time.
Tell awesome stories from your high school years.

And if you care to give me advice about how not to fuck up my senior year, go ahead.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm glad I've never started school in August.

    Here's one of my many shenanigans:

    In my senior year, there were a group of us that would do the majority of the senior pranks. We would replace the sugar in the teacher's lounge with salt. We would spray herbicide on the field in the shape of a penis. But there is this one prank that we are the most proud of. It was a rainy November day and several of us came up with the most dastardly prank ever. We were so excited it was hard not to tell anyone. But we kept it to ourselves as it would be ruined if too many people found out. We persuaded the principal to let us on school grounds on the weekend to do a 'film project.' On the weekend, we arrived at school and the groundskeeper let us in. We took out wedges of cheese from our bags and planted them in all the air ducts we could find. When school resumed on Monday and they turned up the heat, the odour of melting rotten cheese emanated throughout the school. But then the principal quickly caught on to us and said we're moving in with our aunties and uncles in Bel-Air.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    They're all going to laugh at you.
  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    They're all going to laugh at you.

    Yeah, I don't think so...
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    What did you do for the last two years then? Home school, or whatever?
  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited August 2010
    Cloudcat wrote: »
    What did you do for the last two years then? Home school, or whatever?

    Homebound, which is sort of like homeschool, except the school system provides a tutor if you're like sick. I was having too many panic attacks and migraines, and was missing too much school, so I got way behind. And for the past two years been working on getting myself better mentally, and physically... not sure how well, I've done, because I don't feel like I'm going to be so much better off, but I REALLY want to spend my senior year at a real school, and get to participate in all the fun senior stuff. And have real classes and be with people my age and all.

    Sorry... rambling. Didn't have to in order to answer your question, but I'm a bit out of it, and tend to just go on and on when I'm like this.
  • AKIRAAKIRA Regular
    edited August 2010
    Uh lets see, the most remember-able thing i did was probably moon the gym teacher from outside in the autotech garage, which i wasnt trying to do, i was mooning bitches/friends i knew but they were all like "ew he's mooning us" so the gym teacher got up and saw me and he called the administrator and i got suspended for three days, which was fine by me, i got props for it when i came in after suspension. Beside that, i really didnt do anything well beside almost fail each grade, but all through middle school i fucked with everyone and all the teacher and get in a bunch of fights.
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    I remember when I was in high school, all those years ago.

    All those many years.....

    All two of them....

    When I dropped out at age 16...

    Yep, those were the days....

    Long gone now though,
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    AKIRA wrote: »
    Uh lets see, the most remember-able thing i did was probably moon the gym teacher from outside in the autotech garage, which i wasnt trying to do, i was mooning bitches/friends i knew but they were all like "ew he's mooning us" so the gym teacher got up and saw me and he called the administrator and i got suspended for three days, which was fine by me, i got props for it when i came in after suspension. Beside that, i really didnt do anything well beside almost fail each grade, but all through middle school i fucked with everyone and all the teacher and get in a bunch of fights and my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air.

    Fixed.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Couldn't tell you, sweetheart. I got my GED when I was 16, then later became a college dropout at the age of 17.
  • Swamp JunkySwamp Junky Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I start my senior year on Tuesday. I'm not looking forward to it. :(

    Story: I once had a teacher, that I'm pretty sure was bi-polar, break down crying in class cause of some diease she has. It was pretty lulz.
    Also, some kids let a bunch of mice go in the halls. First time in my life that I ever saw a black chick go fast.

    Advice: Go and talk to people. That's the only way to make friends, get invited to the parties etc.
    I wish I had the balls to do it. But nope, ever since I moved here I'm the weird queit kid. :(
  • AKIRAAKIRA Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Fixed.

    thanks, ;), and by the way i was meaning to ask, who is in your avatar?
    I start my senior year on Tuesday. I'm not looking forward to it. :(

    Story: I once had a teacher, that I'm pretty sure was bi-polar, break down crying in class cause of some diease she has. It was pretty lulz.
    Also, some kids let a bunch of mice go in the halls. First time in my life that I ever saw a black chick go fast.

    Advice: Go and talk to people. That's the only way to make friends, get invited to the parties etc.
    I wish I had the balls to do it. But nope, ever since I moved here I'm the weird queit kid. :(

    Fuck parties man, all you need is about 5 good friends and a place to hang out, thats what i did, i went parties like two times, fun and stuff but had way more fun just hanging out with just a few buddies
  • CloudcatCloudcat Regular
    edited August 2010
    ^His avatar is a pic of xxombie with an eel or some other dick-looking creature shopped into it.

    Check the sexual attractiveness thread in S&A for the original pic.
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited August 2010
    I start my senior year at the end of the month. I'm ready to fuck shit up.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    This thread made me horny for some reason...
  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread made me horny for some reason...

    It's my presence.
  • AKIRAAKIRA Regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread made me horny for some reason...

    125844026499.jpg
  • edited August 2010
    Jailbait.

    Anyhow. I resume in 16 days. As it will be my senior year. My mission is to get good grades and still fuck with my school.
  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    They're all going to laugh at you.

    Fucking this :D
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Jailbait.

    Anyhow. I resume in 16 days. As it will be my senior year. My mission is to get good grades and still fuck with my school.

    That's the spirit. I fucked around all year and did shit but ended up with the top of the class, while everyone else at the top actually worked hard :D
  • edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    That's the spirit. I fucked around all year and did shit but ended up with the top of the class, while everyone else at the top actually worked hard :D

    Lol how'd ya manage that one? I'm naturally smart but I don't really study, ever. I always get caught into doing other shit.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Lol how'd ya manage that one? I'm naturally smart but I don't really study, ever. I always get caught into doing other shit.

    That. I've always had an easier time in school that most people.

    Here's some tips I give to a lot of people:

    - pay attention in class and actually get the material into your head. If your friends are playing around, play with them AS LONG AS you're still paying attention. I've mastered it so I can have fun while learning :o

    - do your homework.

    - if you did the above PROPERLY, you shouldn't need more than a quick skim review the night before a test

    A lot of people find those tips to be condescending and think I'm lying. But that's the way I got through high school. It's still the way I work in university, albeit with a bit more studying.
  • edited August 2010
    I like your thinking. Lol. I have a huge procrastination problem, so HW usually gets done 5 minutes before due in that class. Lol. I'll prob actually do my shit right since I'm a senior and whatnot.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    I like your thinking. Lol. I have a huge procrastination problem, so HW usually gets done 5 minutes before due in that class. Lol. I'll prob actually do my shit right since I'm a senior and whatnot.

    5 minutes before class was like every assignment for me lol and i still graduated with an average of B's and a few A's. And I just cant pay attention in school no matter how hard i try so i just speed skim books. And Namaste you will be made fun of for being homeschool sorry it happens no matter what.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    and namaste you will be made fun of for being homeschool sorry it happens no matter what.


    LOL INSTEAD OF DETENTION, YOU WERE SENT TO YOUR ROOM LOL :o:o:o
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    AKIRA wrote: »
    thanks, ;), and by the way i was meaning to ask, who is in your avatar?



    Fuck parties man, all you need is about 5 good friends and a place to hang out, thats what i did, i went parties like two times, fun and stuff but had way more fun just hanging out with just a few buddies

    My avatar is xxombie with a picture of dragoncock that I shooped. http://totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=2042

    Why hello thar, dragoncock!
  • FONFON Regular
    edited August 2010
    Heh, I dunno if anybody cares but heres a doco on my old high school some of the students made. Its pretty funny, especially toward the end.



    We used to make kids crawl under the building where all our trash was...As seen at 1:30.

    It looks like a god damn hick school, hahahaha.
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited August 2010
    Cloudcat wrote: »
    When I dropped out at age 16...

    *highfive*

    YEAH!

    Feels good man.

    Almost 20, ain't done shit with my life. Fuck yeah.
  • edited August 2010
    High school huh? All I did at high school was screw around in class, and get sent out all the time.

    Highlights included
    • Making a video involving at least 40 people bundling on a targeted person and hospitalizing 3 of them
    • Stealing the school master-key and locking all the teachers inside their classrooms
    • Discovering a copy of Battlefield 1942 on the network and having a week long LAN party with it, whilst using the master key to keep staff outside.
    • Stealing computer equipment (which I'm still using right now)
    • Stealing a sound system, hooking it up in class and having raves.
  • woodwood Regular
    edited August 2010
    FON wrote: »

    It looks like a god damn hick school, hahahaha.

    Hahaha, yeah well it is Mullumbimby... got a laugh from the vid
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited August 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    High school huh? All I did at high school was screw around in class, and get sent out all the time.

    Highlights included
    • Making a video involving at least 40 people bundling on a targeted person and hospitalizing 3 of them
    • Stealing the school master-key and locking all the teachers inside their classrooms
    • Discovering a copy of Battlefield 1942 on the network and having a week long LAN party with it, whilst using the master key to keep staff outside.
    • Stealing computer equipment (which I'm still using right now)
    • Stealing a sound system, hooking it up in class and having raves.

    I fucking hate/hated kids like you. I bet you are/were an annoying fucking prick.
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    • Stealing the school master-key and locking all the teachers inside their classrooms

    Calling bullshit on this one.
  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited August 2010
    I start my senior year on Tuesday. I'm not looking forward to it. :(

    You should come here, and we could not look forward to it together. XD Being the lame seniors probably isn't so fun. >.<
    jarkof wrote: »
    And Namaste you will be made fun of for being homeschool sorry it happens no matter what.

    Wasn't HOMESCHOOLED. I was homebound. For illness. And I think most people seem to think my illness was more severe than it really was. So I don't know. Might change things a little bit, because I think people pity me (yuck), but even if they do... like... there are MUCH more offensive things they could pick on me about.
    HTS-Noob wrote: »
    I fucking hate/hated kids like you. I bet you are/were an annoying fucking prick.

    Yeah, I have to agree with this. Doesn't sound very cool, dude.
  • edited August 2010
    The most shenanigans I ever got into was skipping class and getting high out back. I had a class that was outside in a trailer so on the way there I would duck behind a corner and hit my pipe a couple times real quick, and also I would go out back during lunch break and smoke sometimes. One time a teacher caught me out back with a cigarette and told my mom and my mom got scared and said "Your moving with your aunti and uncle in bel-air"

    Oh and advice. Just don't take things to seriously, have fun and take it easy. Contrary to what most people say, school really doesn't matter that much. I mean, unless your trying to be a scientist or some shit.
  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh and advice. Just don't take things to seriously, have fun and take it easy. Contrary to what most people say, school really doesn't matter that much. I mean, unless your trying to be a scientist or some shit.

    Going for nurse at the very least. But if I can, I'd like to be a doctor and specialize in infectious disease. It's like my dream. But I don't think I'm smart enough. So probably just a nurse. =/
  • GreenbullGreenbull Regular
    edited August 2010
    Pig wrote: »
    Calling bullshit on this one.

    I think it's a typo. I think he meant he had no friends and did well in all his subjects.
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Greenbull wrote: »
    I think it's a typo. I think he meant he had no friends and did well in all his subjects.

    This. I especially liked the one about how he had a WEEK LONG lan party, while using the "master key" (keeping in mind the teachers would all still have their regular keys to get in/out of doors) to keep everyone out, because he was playing a game he "found" on the server. Sounds like complete and utter bullshit.
  • edited August 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    Stealing a sound system, hooking it up in class and having raves.

    :facepalm:
  • Swamp JunkySwamp Junky Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    Namaste wrote: »
    You should come here, and we could not look forward to it together. XD Being the lame seniors probably isn't so fun. >.<

    Nah I'm good, I don't really feel like switching high schools for the fourth time.
  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited August 2010
    Nah I'm good, I don't really feel like switching high schools for the fourth time.

    Fourth time is the charm, I hear! XD
  • LostInTheWoodsLostInTheWoods Regular
    edited August 2010
    I have lots of fun memories from that time...

    Once me and a few friends set off a kno3 and sugar smokebomb outside the main hall when there was a fire drill... :D

    Panic and lulz ensued.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    That. I've always had an easier time in school that most people.

    Here's some tips I give to a lot of people:

    - pay attention in class and actually get the material into your head. If your friends are playing around, play with them AS LONG AS you're still paying attention. I've mastered it so I can have fun while learning :o

    - do your homework.

    - if you did the above PROPERLY, you shouldn't need more than a quick skim review the night before a test

    A lot of people find those tips to be condescending and think I'm lying. But that's the way I got through high school. It's still the way I work in university, albeit with a bit more studying.

    This is true. School has always been more or less a joke for me. Everything was easy. It never got difficult until my master's program, and even that was just a transition. The main thing is to learn the material. I never understood the morons who would bitch and moan about everything when the answers were all in the books. Spending a little time to learn the material meant that tests were beyond easy.

    I slacked off and procrastinated like crazy in high school, but I quit doing that in college. I did stuff ahead of time and made life much easier for myself. I found that the difference between an A or a B was putting in the extra 30 mins to edit my essays. The people who tried to write their papers the night before were constantly stressed and consistently did worse than I did. I made it a rule to have essays done 3 days before they were due so I could spend a little time looking over them. It made for better work and I was never stressed about deadlines. It was awesome cause then I could go out and party and not worry about the shit I still had to do later on.
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited August 2010
    Read the textbooks. All you need to do.

    Homework? Totally optional. I don't think I did homework from like 3rd grade onward. Or, I did it rarely. :o

    EDIT: Dropouts know best. :D
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    HTS-Noob wrote: »
    Read the textbooks. All you need to do.

    Homework? Totally optional. I don't think I did homework from like 3rd grade onward. Or, I did it rarely. :o

    EDIT: Dropouts know best. :D

    If you want to have a good GPA, you'll do the work. Doing the work is the only way to get good grades, get scholarship money and succeed in school.
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    If you want to have a good GPA, you'll do the work. Doing the work is the only way to get good grades, get scholarship money and succeed in school.

    My school never told me my GPA. I might have cared about my GPA if it was mentioned once or twice, but to my knowledge the dick measuring around here is done course by course, percentage-wise.

    Rather than some formula that doesn't make any goddamn sense. :o

    Related note, there was no "honor roll" type shit either.

    Although the top students (talkin' the kids who get 98% final grade) did get their name put on a plaque. But I'm pretty sure only one person a year got that privilege.

    I don't know maybe I just remember poorly.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    The gpa formula was calculated by their computers. They gave us grade printouts every quarter/semester/year. I guess knowing your grade might make you care more.
  • jatorjator Regular
    edited August 2010
    I got drunk a lot and did a bunch of drugs and shit. I don't remember high school all that well.

    My grades weren't terrible but I dropped out of Uni after one semester to go to junior college and my life has been great ever since!
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Nobody commented on my lulzy post :(
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    namaste i congradul8 u on this desision 2 go 2 reel ppl scool. as long as u keep ur hed above the quicksand u will b fine. make frinds with the ppl who r most like u that way u want hafta change 2 fit in2 a grupe and 2 b onist the ppl who actualy have fun in scool r the ppl who have frinds but dont change the way they act or dress around them. genrally those ppl r always the nerds and wierdos but i no a grupe of ppl who actualy were newtral with the hole scool but had a grupe of like 10 ppl and always had fun at lunchtime and afterschool pizza days :o:o:o:o:o:o
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    This. I especially liked the one about how he had a WEEK LONG lan party, while using the "master key" (keeping in mind the teachers would all still have their regular keys to get in/out of doors) to keep everyone out, because he was playing a game he "found" on the server. Sounds like complete and utter bullshit.

    that post was good. r those drugs in ur picter????????? is it pot leefs??? :o:o:o:o:o:o
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