Are you tired of trying to figure out how to skin your cat?
Is your cat unwillling to be skinned by you?
WE HAVE THE SOLUTION! CAT SKINNER 5000!
Simly put your cat on the loading tray, place the cover on, and press start. Your cat will ride the tray into the machine, where after just 2 minutes, IT WILL COME OUT FULLY SKINNED!
ALL THE SKINNING, NONE OF THE MESS, NONE OF THE HASSLE!
Call in the next 30 minutes and we'll sell you this machine at half-price for $19.95 and throw in a book with pictures of skinned cats!
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Are you tired of trying to figure out how to skin your cat?
Is your cat unwillling to be skinned by you?
WE HAVE THE SOLUTION! CAT SKINNER 5000!
Simly put your cat on the loading tray, place the cover on, and press start. Your cat will ride the tray into the machine, where after just 2 minutes, IT WILL COME OUT FULLY SKINNED!
ALL THE SKINNING, NONE OF THE MESS, NONE OF THE HASSLE!
Call in the next 30 minutes and we'll sell you this machine at half-price for $19.95 and throw in a book with pictures of skinned cats!
DON'T DELAY, CALL NOW!
I know a girl who uses this.
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