Ask a fag anything

edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    Can you trust a fart?
  • PeoplePeople Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    Give a detailed description on what a penis feels like going inside you.

    No homo.
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    wut made u deside 2 b gay? :o:o:o:o:o:o
  • edited August 2010
    People wrote: »
    Give a detailed description on what a penis feels like going inside you.

    No homo.

    This is difficult to answer, as when you're having sex the feelings extend over the entire body. The only thing I can think of to say is that on entry there is a sort of resistance, and at the precise moment the penis stops and begins to withdraw, there is a gasp of ecstasy.
  • edited August 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    wut made u deside 2 b gay? :o:o:o:o:o:o

    One does not decide to be gay. I feel I have some authority one this, being gay, and I could no more choose to be attracted to women as you, brandon, could choose to be attracted to men.
  • edited August 2010
    Can you trust a fart?

    lulz
  • KowKow Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    One does not decide to be gay. I feel I have some authority one this, being gay, and I could no more choose to be attracted to women as you, brandon, could choose to be attracted to men.

    So, in short, the conditioning you went through as a child.
  • edited August 2010
    Kow wrote: »
    So, in short, the conditioning you went through as a child.

    I don't follow.
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    One does not decide to be gay. I feel I have some authority one this, being gay, and I could no more choose to be attracted to women as you, brandon, could choose to be attracted to men.

    do u tock with a gay acsent? or do u tock like most males ur age? :o
  • edited August 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    do u tock with a gay acsent? or do u tock like most males ur age? :o

    I don't talk with the full on "gay" voice, though many people can tell I'm gay pretty quickly.
  • PeoplePeople Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    Do you enjoy chompchompchomsky-ing on mens penii?
  • edited August 2010
    People wrote: »
    Do you enjoy chompchompchomsky-ing on mens penii?

    LOLOLOL!!!! I never even thought of that, and yes, I adore it. :D
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    Can you goatse?
  • edited August 2010
    Can you goatse?

    Sadly not...Goatse, I suspect, is a reptillian humanoid. :(
  • KamuyKamuy Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    Have you ever had sex with a woman?
  • edited August 2010
    Kamuy wrote: »
    Have you ever had sex with a woman?

    Never even once, and never wanted to.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Do you get extra pleasure from masturbation? It's essentially gay sex :o
  • edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Do you get extra pleasure from masturbation? It's essentially gay sex :o

    I have no idea, to answer that, I'd have to know how much pleasure a straight person gets out of it.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    I have no idea, to answer that, I'd have to know how much pleasure a straight person gets out of it.

    Right, that's true. Ima reword: If you have ever talked to a straight person about masturbation, were you able to describe it much more vividly and with more excitement? If you haven't, we oughta sit for a cup of coffee someday :hai:
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2010
    Do you ever get a jelly-fart?
  • edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Right, that's true. Ima reword: If you have ever talked to a straight person about masturbation, were you able to describe it much more vividly and with more excitement? If you haven't, we oughta sit for a cup of coffee someday :hai:

    No, I don't tend to detail my emotional landscape to other people concerning masturbation; I'm usually content to say "I jerked off".
    In light of this, let's have coffee.


    DUDE! 303 posts!!! 3 Oh 3! Imma hit you from da back!
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    chompsky do u like hanging out with girls or boys beter??? on avrige and of corse ignoring sexual advanses dont let that influense ur desishin
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    Being gay, do you like reading about fashion and the works. I enjoy fashion feeds but only because I get to see hot models naked and I dream of nailing a hot model in future. And getting to know your prey is the first step in getting laid big time.

    Also, do you like hairy men, with beards and long hair and semi-hairy chest?


    No homo
  • edited August 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    chompsky do u like hanging out with girls or boys beter??? on avrige and of corse ignoring sexual advanses dont let that influense ur desishin

    I have more male friends than female, but I can't say I have a preference. I think I tend to like meeting girls more and knowing guys more, though.
  • edited August 2010
    Dfg wrote: »
    Being gay, do you like reading about fashion and the works. I enjoy fashion feeds but only because I get to see hot models naked and I dream of nailing a hot model in future. And getting to know your prey is the first step in getting laid big time.

    Also, do you like hairy men, with beards and long hair and semi-hairy chest?


    No homo

    I have no interest in fashion, I cannot say I particularly like nor dislike that description of a man...post pics?
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited August 2010
    Do you know that your unnatural lifestyle make Jesus cry?
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    Do you prefer pitching or catching, so to speak?
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
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  • edited August 2010
    Do you know that your unnatural lifestyle make Jesus cry?

    Funny enough, I'm also a jew, so I love nothing better than making Jesus cry.
  • edited August 2010
    Do you prefer pitching or catching, so to speak?
    if by catching, you mean taking the cock in your ass, I prefer that.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited August 2010
    Funny enough, I'm also a jew, so I love nothing better than making Jesus cry.

    I lol'd.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    Funny enough, I'm also a jew, so I love nothing better than making Jesus cry.

    Jesus is the king of the Jews. He'll get over that shit.
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    if by catching, you mean taking the cock in your ass, I prefer that.

    Yes, that's what i meant
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    I understand that homosexuals have some sort of gay radar (aka gaydar) for sniffing out potential homosexuals. Would you give me a likelihood, in your expert opinion, of his homosexuality?
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    Thanks.
  • edited August 2010
    The gaydar is not tingling, or "twinkling", but I'd bet he's experimental.
  • FrYFrY Regular
    edited August 2010
    How many fags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • 13371337 Regular
    edited August 2010
    The gaydar is not tingling, or "twinkling", but I'd bet he's experimental.

    A gay friend of mine says he looks like a "three beer queer," commonly known as a metrosexual.
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited August 2010
    1337 wrote: »
    A gay friend of mine says he looks like a "three beer queer," commonly known as a metrosexual.

    "The Three Beer Queers" would be an awesome band name.
  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited August 2010
    Why do you embrace a deviant lifestyle when change is possible? Your a jew also? wow you suck man.
  • edited August 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    wut made u deside 2 b gay? :o:o:o:o:o:o

    His avatar, clue.
  • edited August 2010
    Why do you embrace a deviant lifestyle when change is possible? Your a jew also? wow you suck man.

    I embrace a "deviant lifestyle" because it is my natural lifestyle. In order to "unembrace" it, I would have to actively build contrived ways of viewing the world and interacting with it. I see no reason to do this, nor any possible benefit. I am also not sure what exactly I am deviating from: homosexuality is as old as man, and while it has been the fashion in the last 2000 years to look down upon it, this was no always so.
    I am a jew aswell, and am unbelivably pleased that my people are at least partially credited with killing Jesus. And you know what?


    We'd do it again. :D
  • edited August 2010
    FrY wrote: »
    How many fags does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Well, one...I can screw in a lightbulb all by myself.
  • edited August 2010
    WOAH!!!! Brandon used SIX :o 's wtf?
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited August 2010
    I am a jew aswell, and am unbelivably pleased that my people are at least partially credited with killing Jesus. And you know what?


    We'd do it again. :D

    So would the christians.:hai:
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited August 2010
    Well, one...I can screw in a lightbulb all by myself.

    WRONG.

    It takes at least two, but they have to be really small.

    Or you have to make the light bulb really big.
  • edited August 2010
    hts-noob wrote: »
    wrong.

    It takes at least two, but they have to be really small.

    Or you have to make the light bulb really big.

    lololol
  • MegaKushMegaKush Regular
    edited August 2010
    Why do gay people hit on straight people sometimes?
  • edited August 2010
    MegaKush wrote: »
    Why do gay people hit on straight people sometimes?

    ^Why do straight people hit on gay people sometimes? Countless times I've had girls hit on me, despite the fact that they know I'm gay. Lesbian friends of mine have been hit on by guys who know they're lesbians. Who knows?
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    ^Why do straight people hit on gay people sometimes? Countless times I've had girls hit on me, despite the fact that they know I'm gay. Lesbian friends of mine have been hit on by guys who know they're lesbians. Who knows?

    haha yeah I hit on you all the time. And I am strait as can be. Its funny to hit on gay people to seee there reaction. Chomps was pretty lulzy. He just plays along. But you gotta be careful where you do it. I did it to a stranger once in the Minneapolis and he followed me for a bit and wanted to take me to have some drinks and he wouldnt take no for an answer.
  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited August 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    haha yeah I hit on you all the time. And I am strait as can be. Its funny to hit on gay people to seee there reaction. Chomps was pretty lulzy. He just plays along. But you gotta be careful where you do it. I did it to a stranger once in the Minneapolis and he followed me for a bit and wanted to take me to have some drinks and he wouldnt take no for an answer.

    Go out, have him buy you drinks, "I gotta go to the bathroom, be right back", sneak out.

    Free drinks = mission accomplished.
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