A New Drug that makes I-Doser look like candy
Mayberry
Regular
After the success of I-Doser, a new drug has been reported to be circulating among youth. It is said to have three-times the effects while having six-times the risks and dangers. This drug is called Bull-Doser.
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :hai:
This is the new rickroll....
Goddamn, that's catchy. XD
I'm glad I could be so persuasive
And what Morningside said, someone needs to get a video of Never Gonna Give You Up and stick this on halfway in :thumbsup:
http://www.listentoyoutube.com/
You douche
:facepalm::facepalm: This is like brain washing!
You're doing it wrong :facepalm:
At least it's better than ICP.
:facepalm:
In your heart you know I'm right.
Whatever that's supposed to mean....
ICP is completely retarded. Aside from liking them, you seem to be an otherwise intelligent person. Pic related.
Nope. Shit just never worked for me.
thanks man that pic made me lol
they call him bull-doser
or just doser for short
and every morning for work and report
to shove big loads of dirt and rocks all around
and drag his ripper to tear up the ground!
like any enormous crazy catipillar
he is the meanest
toughest of all tractors
known as a crawler
he's so good at his work
uses his ripper to break up the hardest dirt
[chorus]
to do his moving he uses a blade
its made of metal
some call it a plate
in back the ripper
he can have one or more shanks
these trucks are so tough
they could tow a tank
[chorus]
there tracks of steel can work any terrain
they are so strong that, it boggles the brain
working with scrapers and with graters too
they clear the land and, oh they do it so soon
[bridge]
seriously this is one very tough truck
it uses its blade in front to scrape, push and move
materials around
and it uses it's ripper in back to
tear up hard ground
the ripper can have just one shank, like on
this dozer or it can have two or more shanks
the shanks are the teeth that the ripper uses to
break up the ground
this truck has a ripper with two shanks
listen, can you hear it scraping against the rocks
as it tears up the earth?
bulldozers use big metal tracks to move around, this
gives them plenty of traction, allowing them to work
just about anywhere
you might see bulldozers like this one working in a landfill
or a dump pushing trash around
and here's another interesting thing about bulldozers:
some of these trucks have decelerators instead of accelerators
this means that these trucks will just keep moving unless
the driver steps on the decelerator to slow them down.
Go dozer go...!
[chorus]
they can push out or pull out of big rigs
and help them out so they can dig and dig
the most stubborn dirt and stone that's known
or if they need to they can work all alone
[chorus]
edit: We always called them track-hoes around here. We have one.
I've heard the name before but couldn't place where it was from....now I noez.:thumbsup:
(I always assumed it was this girl down the road)
We just call them a digger over here. I did my diesel time fixing fixing that sorta stuff, I hated it!
I liked operating them though...that shit was fun)What weight is the one you've got?
Roughly 30,000 - 35,000 lb. if I recall correctly. It's really nice and can do some good work. We've nigger-rigged all sorts of machinery parts into trucks to recycle using it. We used to have a backhoe, but we had to sell it. That back-hoe was how the 20 ft.-deep-koi pond behind my home came to exist.
I agree. ICP is for people on PCP.
Agreed.