ask a nasa gradu8 anything

brandonbrandon Regular
edited August 2010 in Spurious Generalities
ok so i bin 2 spase camp u guys and belive it or not nasa gradu8ed me thru traning and i was traned and now im done with it all so i no alot about spase wut its like 2 go thru say the multy axis traner and flote on the moon and i flew so u guys can ask away :o:o:o

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  • KowKow Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    How much space is in space? :o
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    Wut do liserds way on the moon?:o
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    Kow wrote: »
    How much space is in space? :o
    Wut do liserds way on the moon?:o

    all good questshins so far guys keep it up

    there is 0 pounds of spase in spase

    it dipinds on the liserd but lets just say it ways as much as a fether dose on earth cus a fether on the moon wood blow away like its nothing :o:o:o:o
  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited August 2010
    I call bullshit, the real brandon isnt this smart, You're just a reptilian posing as brandon to gain our trust and take over the world, and more importantly &T.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2010
    ^ If I wanted to take over the world &T is where I'd start too.

    Can you smoke in the space station or in the moon base? Is there a bridge you can hide under to do so?
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Since when do they let a) Trolls into Nasa, and b) 13 year olds into Nasa?
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    mising muse rites
    ^ If I wanted to take over the world &T is where I'd start too.

    Can you smoke in the space station or in the moon base? Is there a bridge you can hide under to do so?
    -mising muse

    LOL!!!!!!!!!! funny u should ask that mising muse becus there r qwantim overpases wich r kinda like ur vershin of a brige. as 4 smoking ummmm i wood gotta say that u cant smoke in spase but on the moon u can inside as long as u dont bern up the metel and glass!!!! LOL!!!

    :o:o:o:o


    -brandon
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    How much does spase wine cost and how much do aliens usually drink each day?
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    How much does spase wine cost and how much do aliens usually drink each day?

    ok well they didnt teech us that at spase camp but spase wine wood cost spase money wich hasa diffrint exchange r8 then r money it could b a qwantim diffrinse in prise. as 2 how much it dipinds on if there selibr8ing or somthing :o:o:o
  • edited August 2010
    when will man walk on the sun?
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    What did they teach you about re-entry?


    ..if it's anything, they are dicks.
  • MegalodonMegalodon Regular
    edited August 2010
    how long did you stay at space camp?

    were there any hot chicks?

    did they mention alien life forms/spaceships?

    are you a troll?
  • sAINTsAINT Regular
    edited August 2010
    what is it like being a nasa gradu8 :o:o:o:o
  • NamasteNamaste Regular
    edited August 2010
    My mom's friend works for NASA. I don't know what he does. But yeah... this reminded me of that.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    ok well they didnt teech us that at spase camp but spase wine wood cost spase money wich hasa diffrint exchange r8 then r money it could b a qwantim diffrinse in prise. as 2 how much it dipinds on if there selibr8ing or somthing :o:o:o

    This makes total sense. :(
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    Why won't you answer my question? You said I could ask you anything, but you didn't answer the fucking question.
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited August 2010
    Why is pluto no longer a planet? :o:o:o:o:o
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Is there any life on other planets :confused:

    Yes cuz there is spase wine.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    Man brandon you are not a NASA graduate just because you went to space camp. :o; :o:o:o:o.
  • MegaKushMegaKush Regular
    edited August 2010
    why are you so much of a faggot? And what happened to smoking under the bridge? you dont do that anymore?
  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited August 2010
    whats it like shooting pee and poop out in space???
  • PigPig Regular
    edited August 2010
    how much space is? :o:o:o:o:o
  • PopePope Regular
    edited August 2010
    in spase can no 1 heer u lol?:o:o:o
  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited August 2010
    pope wrote: »
    in spase can no 1 heer u lol?:o:o:o

    7|-|¡|\||< @ß0µ7 |-|0\/\/ §0µ|\|þ \/\/@\/€§ \/\/0|2|<, þµ|\/|ß @§§.
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    Namaste wrote: »
    My mom's friend works for NASA. I don't know what he does. But yeah... this reminded me of that.

    wow ok thanks namaste 4 posting that it was realy helpful

    :o:o:o:o:o:o
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2010
    Did you see any reptilians?
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    wow ok thanks namaste 4 posting that it was realy helpful

    :o:o:o:o:o:o

    lol oh shit brandon is getting catty.
  • edited August 2010
    did u lern a bout aleeans or space creetsures. do u thank they xsist????////? :o:o:o:o:o
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Are there spase liserds?
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    Are there spase liserds?

    ya they r cool can i b a moder8er?????
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Only if you contribute lots.
  • brandonbrandon Regular
    edited August 2010
    i alredy have more then `100 posts :o:o:o:o:o:o
  • sAINTsAINT Regular
    edited August 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    i alredy have more then `100 posts :o:o:o:o:o:o

    It doesnt matter how many posts u have..but the quality.

    And even though many people here rage about the way you spell, I think you offer good advice brandon :thumbsup:

    i wuv you brandon :o:o:o
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    sAINT wrote: »
    It doesnt matter how many posts u have..but the quality.

    And even though many people here rage about the way you spell, I think you offer good advice brandon :thumbsup:

    i wuv you brandon :o:o:o

    I had to say he's pretty damn funny. He's kind of like a new moonmeister.
  • abusernameabusername Regular
    edited August 2010
    I call bullshit, the real brandon isnt this smart, You're just a reptilian posing as brandon to gain our trust and take over the world, and more importantly &T.

    I know you were joking, but just for confirmation, that IS the real brandon.

    He proved it to me :o

    Brandon you are such a intelligent, loving, kind individual. Oh how sad my life would have been without you to cheer it up the last 12 months or so. You've offered me life saving advice so many times over, like the time there was a t-rex stuck in my pool enclosure, he drowned and I couldn't get him out. I was about ready to pack up my things and sell the house, then Brandon gave me the magnificent idea of building a walkway to the t-rex so that ants could eat him! Of course my pool was filled with ants and a lot of blood afterwards, but hey, it's better than a t-rex corpse, am I right?

    Seriously, when I think the world is a violent and cruel place, Brandon is one of the things that passes through my mind when I try to remember the world is actually, at it's core, a wonderful, funny, caring and loving place. He reminds me life doesn't have to be so serious, n he does it in the most amusing way possible.

    Brandon should be the head of the UN or something, world peace in 1 day.

    EDIT: Almost forgot to add he's a amazingly talented rapper, I'll share one of his recent raps with you guys that he sent me.

    abusername is a mod
    he can ban u like a litning rod
    he runs the sectshin
    he 1 the electshin
    so now hes in offise
    he takes a toke and nocs him offiss
    his seet
    noced offofhis seet
    like this sick @$$ rap beet
    clime a tree and sell 2 blax
    serch 4 them folow there trax
    sell them fake crack
    say wutr u refusing 4 this stuffs wack
    he says i want my money back
    u say no and band him
  • edited August 2010
    did u get asstral projection by them asssstronauts ???
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    abusername wrote: »
    I know you were joking, but just for confirmation, that IS the real brandon.

    He proved it to me :o

    Brandon you are such a intelligent, loving, kind individual. Oh how sad my life would have been without you to cheer it up the last 12 months or so. You've offered me life saving advice so many times over, like the time there was a t-rex stuck in my pool enclosure, he drowned and I couldn't get him out. I was about ready to pack up my things and sell the house, then Brandon gave me the magnificent idea of building a walkway to the t-rex so that ants could eat him! Of course my pool was filled with ants and a lot of blood afterwards, but hey, it's better than a t-rex corpse, am I right?

    Seriously, when I think the world is a violent and cruel place, Brandon is one of the things that passes through my mind when I try to remember the world is actually, at it's core, a wonderful, funny, caring and loving place. He reminds me life doesn't have to be so serious, n he does it in the most amusing way possible.

    Brandon should be the head of the UN or something, world peace in 1 day.

    EDIT: Almost forgot to add he's a amazingly talented rapper, I'll share one of his recent raps with you guys that he sent me.

    abusername is a mod
    he can ban u like a litning rod
    he runs the sectshin
    he 1 the electshin
    so now hes in offise
    he takes a toke and nocs him offiss
    his seet
    noced offofhis seet
    like this sick @$$ rap beet
    clime a tree and sell 2 blax
    serch 4 them folow there trax
    sell them fake crack
    say wutr u refusing 4 this stuffs wack
    he says i want my money back
    u say no and band him

    That rap is pretty sick. I've seen a few others that were hilarious. Brandon is definitely growing on me. Threads like this are lulzy as hell and make me laugh about things that I normally wouldn't. Brandon 4 prez.
  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited August 2010
    y did mai ? not get ansered? :o:o:o:o:o
  • edited August 2010
    abusername wrote: »

    abusername is a mod
    he can ban u like a PHAGGODD.
    he runs the PHAGGOTT sectshin
    COS IRL HE HAINT ERRECT NO ERECTION !
    so now hes in offise
    he takes a POKE and NOSED HES ORIFICE !
    hE'S SHIT.
    noced offofhis SHEEEEET.
    like this SHIT GHEY @$$ NIGGER rap beet

    GOTT DAMN MIT,
    READING ALL THESE NIGGER LANGUAGE MADE ME SICK TO MY STOMICK,
    FUCK YO'ALL NIGGERS, YOUR ALL INFERIOR, YOUR BRAIN'S GOT SHIT FOR GREY MATTER,

    AND HOS FOR MOTHER,
    CONS FOR FATHER,
    SLUTS FOR SISTER,
    AND LIL THIEVING NIGGLETS FOR BROTHER.

    AND SELF LOATHING, RACE BETRAYING NIGGER FOR A LEADER ; WHOS ALSO A HALF A SAND NIGGER.

    FUCK YOU, NIGGER.

    :angry:
  • Agent 008Agent 008 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Ha, you went to the one in Florida?

    And at the end of it you got to do a "mission" in a proper shuttle? Which role did you get assigned?

    I did that one as well a year or so ago, it was fun.
  • acid_dropacid_drop Regular
    edited August 2010
    brandon wrote: »
    i alredy have more then `100 posts :o:o:o:o:o:o

    I has less poasts and are muduratur. yay.
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