Underhand. Saw on the Simpsons that waterfall was incorrect. Underhand requires less force to pull it. Look at water wheels. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_wheel
Underhand just looks more natural. But sometimes when I am feeling a lil frisky i switch to the waterfall method just because i can. There should be a doesnt really matter it goes were it goes choice in the poll.
I don't know how you can manage to crouch for that long while a turtle pops out of it's shell. Then you take that pot of water and splash your butt with it, but in all the pictures I've seen, I've never seen a towel. Do your ass hairs absorb all the water?
I don't know how you can manage to crouch for that long while a turtle pops out of it's shell. Then you take that pot of water and splash your butt with it, but in all the pictures I've seen, I've never seen a towel. Do your ass hairs absorb all the water?
Actually using Indian Commode [The one pictured above] is great for taking dumps. It keeps your colon straight and lets the poop flow more easily. You don't get constipated if you use it.
Nowadays, we use English Commodes [The seating version] and instead of Lota [Jug etc] we use a small shower called Muslim Shower. You just point it towards your asshole and let the water take care of it. Wiping your ass with your left hand while using the shower is recommeded.
Remember right hand is used for eating, while left hand is used for other tasks such as wiping your butt.
After that you clean your hands using soap and dry them with towels. I should probably write something about Pakistan Toilets.
Actually using Indian Commode [The one pictured above] is great for taking dumps. It keeps your colon straight and lets the poop flow more easily. You don't get constipated if you use it.
Nowadays, we use English Commodes [The seating version] and instead of Lota [Jug etc] we use a small shower called Muslim Shower. You just point it towards your asshole and let the water take care of it. Wiping your ass with your left hand while using the shower is recommeded.
Remember right hand is used for eating, while left hand is used for other tasks such as wiping your butt.
After that you clean your hands using soap and dry them with towels. I should probably write something about Pakistan Toilets.
I really don't pay attention to where I set my toilet paper. Either on the sink, on the roll, on the back of the toilet. But when I do put it on the roll I rock the waterfall method...I think?
I just put the toilet paper roll on the sink, i never put it on the roll thing
If I put it on the sink in my bathroom, I would have to waddle across the bathroom with my pants around my ankles, and shit still on my ass, to wipe...
If I put it on the sink in my bathroom, I would have to waddle across the bathroom with my pants around my ankles, and shit still on my ass, to wipe...
I really prefer it on a roll holder thinger but sometimes you just cant. Sometimes the holder thing is in a gay spot so it just doenst work. I dont want to have to bend like an that chick on the exorcist to get a god damn piece of tp. So sometimes on the counter in a necessity.
fuck for me it just ends up on there either way, i dont take much notice of which way it gets put on the holder so long as there is tp to wipe my ass with i dont care
Actually using Indian Commode [The one pictured above] is great for taking dumps. It keeps your colon straight and lets the poop flow more easily. You don't get constipated if you use it.
Nowadays, we use English Commodes [The seating version] and instead of Lota [Jug etc] we use a small shower called Muslim Shower. You just point it towards your asshole and let the water take care of it. Wiping your ass with your left hand while using the shower is recommeded.
Remember right hand is used for eating, while left hand is used for other tasks such as wiping your butt.
After that you clean your hands using soap and dry them with towels. I should probably write something about Pakistan Toilets.
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Also, an underhand has more likelihood that the toilet paper will touch the wall, which can be quite dirty.
I don't know how you can manage to crouch for that long while a turtle pops out of it's shell. Then you take that pot of water and splash your butt with it, but in all the pictures I've seen, I've never seen a towel. Do your ass hairs absorb all the water?
Location: Pakistan
That should give you a clue... :rolleyes:
lol
Actually using Indian Commode [The one pictured above] is great for taking dumps. It keeps your colon straight and lets the poop flow more easily. You don't get constipated if you use it.
Nowadays, we use English Commodes [The seating version] and instead of Lota [Jug etc] we use a small shower called Muslim Shower. You just point it towards your asshole and let the water take care of it. Wiping your ass with your left hand while using the shower is recommeded.
Remember right hand is used for eating, while left hand is used for other tasks such as wiping your butt.
After that you clean your hands using soap and dry them with towels. I should probably write something about Pakistan Toilets.
^This
Yeah.
And tweet it too.
Yeah if you want to mess up your septic system. Paper towels are not septic safe. Napkins aren't either.
Why do people care about Jon and Kate and their 8 children?
The world works in mysterious ways. Why do people gave namaste attention all the time. To many questions to ask.
Because they're fucking idiots.
Congrats, you've learned rule 36732 of real life: If it exists, at least idiots will care about it.
It still bugs the shit out of me that enough idiots exist for those things to be popular.
These are the sorts of forward thinking individuals that we need around here.
But putting it on the roll requires less effort to tear the paper, no?
If I put it on the sink in my bathroom, I would have to waddle across the bathroom with my pants around my ankles, and shit still on my ass, to wipe...
lol, seriously, how much effort does it take to rip toilet paper anyways? like a gentle tug and it comes off?
haha sucks for you, my sink is right next to me.
on topic: how fucking shitty is it when you try to rip it off one handed, and it unrolls all over the floor.
Fuck that shit(No pun intended) i hate when that happens. Especially when it roles away from you and you have to pull it closer while it unravels.
OH JESUS CHRIST I hate that. Watching it roll away from you, leaving you sitting there like "Fuck. Now I have to stand up, mid shit, to get it."
haha i know its the most fucked up and hated thing to occur in the bathroom. Thats why I prefer to have a roll holder thinger so I dont have to worry.