Morning Wood — Totseans

Morning Wood

edited September 2010 in Life
How do you get rid of your morning wood?

Fap it off, or take a piss? Or even both?

Comments

  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    How do you piss with a boner? I usually just stay in bed until it flimsys out :o
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Fap or wait until it goes away.
  • Tiny_Penis : (Tiny_Penis : ( Regular
    edited August 2010
    I usually have sex but my gf complains about it "tickling" her vag rather than satisfying it : (((((

    it does get the wood to go away tho : ))))
  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited August 2010
    usually a nice fap then the never ending piss starts. the morning wood fap is the best. usually im stumbling out of bed still high and then start looking for porn. definitely the best part of my day.
  • woodwood Regular
    edited August 2010
    Good morning :D
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Morning wood is great. Fapping in the morning is fun.
  • edited August 2010
    Sometimes it sucks though. If you have to be out of bed for school or something, it gets annoying just waiting for it to go down. And you can't fap it off, cause you don't have time.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited August 2010
    I always fap my morning wood. Sometimes I'm late for work. By morning wood you do mean the wake up boner right? It doesn't necessarily have to be in the morning?
  • edited August 2010
    I always fap my morning wood. Sometimes I'm late for work. By morning wood you do mean the wake up boner right? It doesn't necessarily have to be in the morning?

    Yeah, wake up boner, morning glory, whatever you want to call it :P
  • abrnabrn Abrn
    edited August 2010
    ive never had a problem with making boners go away. just ignore them and they are gone in 20 seconds. morning wood is awesome i just hump the shit out of my bed till im fully awake and choose to fap if i had a good dream.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    Depends on where I am at. If I am home I look down and say meh what the hell and rub one out. If I am at a chicks house its sex and if I am at a friends house I just piss that shit away.
  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited August 2010
    jarkof wrote: »
    Depends on where I am at. If I am home I look down and say meh what the hell and rub one out. If I am at a chicks house its sex and if I am at a friends house I just piss that shit away.

    this
  • zingalongzingalong Regular
    edited August 2010
    "Morning wood"? More like "Anytime disappointment"... :(
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    zingalong wrote: »
    "Morning wood"? More like "Anytime disappointment"... :(

    lolwut
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited August 2010
    zingalong wrote: »
    "Morning wood"? More like "Anytime disappointment"... :(

    Wait what. Please explain yourself.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Can't get hard?
  • BitterConflictBitterConflict Regular
    edited August 2010
    Mourning wood. :o

    When I can't help it, I fap.

    To not get me to fap I usually take a piss (usually this kills my mourning wood) and eat breakfast, while watching t.v. If this doesn't help, I just hang out with friends, but then when I come home I probably suffer from evening wood or night wood. I try to fight it off, but I end up losing. :(:o:mad:
  • TLVTLV Regular
    edited August 2010
    Fap fap fap
  • Mr.HappyMr.Happy Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    I call it morning glory and just walk around with it sticking out. Feels manly.
  • McSkluvinMcSkluvin Regular
    edited August 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    And you can't fap it off, cause you don't have time.

    There's always time...... :p

    I usually just let it go down on it's own, but if I'm feeling really horny when I wake up then of course I fap it off.
  • ScuDScuD Regular
    edited September 2010
    my Ex Girlfriend once left me a little love note on my morning wood. turned the bathroom lights on and read: i love you <3
    How do you get rid of your morning wood?

    Fap it off, or take a piss? Or even both?

    i am now going to attempt to masturbate whilst i pee.
  • edited September 2010
    Mr.Happy wrote: »
    I call it morning glory and just walk around with it sticking out. Feels manly.

    What makes me laugh is that there was a My Little Pony called Morning Glory :D
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited September 2010
    Man, mine doesn't go away. It stays that way for a good 10-20 mins and I have to take deep breaths and focus on different things. I avoided fapping but some times it gets annoying.
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited September 2010
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  • Mr.HappyMr.Happy Acolyte
    edited September 2010
    trx100 wrote: »
    What makes me laugh is that there was a My Little Pony called Morning Glory :D

    That pony is actually named after my morning hard-on. True story.
  • edited September 2010
    Mr.Happy wrote: »
    That pony is actually named after my morning hard-on. True story.

    Its true. I remember watching the documentary on TV regarding your penis, and this pony.
  • jarkofjarkof Regular
    edited September 2010
    I am not sure if I would be excited or depressed if somebody named a pony after the name of my morning wood. Aka Jack hammer supreme. I dont know what one I would be but sense its speaking about depression I could just ask namaste and see what she thinks.
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