Invisible Underwear
Mayberry
Regular
Starting new enterprise to sell Invisible Underwear. You can feel it, but you can't see it. Using our patented Invisible NanoWeave technology, our Invisible Underwear provides comfort while not hindering your need to exhibit yourself. We sell a multitude of underwear types, including briefs, boxers, bras, panties, and schlorgens. Available in all sizes and many colours, find one that fits you today. Call now for a free catalogue!
Here are some customer testimonials:
"I bought a panties and bra set and my husband doesn't even know!" - Sara
"My girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I gave her a bag of nothing for her birthday, but I actually got her Invisible Underwear!" - Mike
"I ask my mommy why she walks around naked all day, but she says she's wearing Invisible Underwear." - Little Timmy
Don't be the only one walking around your block not wearing Invisible Underwear! Buy yours today!
Here are some customer testimonials:
"I bought a panties and bra set and my husband doesn't even know!" - Sara
"My girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I gave her a bag of nothing for her birthday, but I actually got her Invisible Underwear!" - Mike
"I ask my mommy why she walks around naked all day, but she says she's wearing Invisible Underwear." - Little Timmy
Don't be the only one walking around your block not wearing Invisible Underwear! Buy yours today!
Comments
Yes, our banana hammocks have an extra compartment for you to store your grapes.
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Here is the process, we have spraypainted the panties for visibility:
Do you do it in anticipation of the thrill of revealing yourself when you get pantsed? Then our Invisible Underwear are right for you! All the support with no loss in thrill!
Do you do it for more freedom of movement? Try our Invisible Underwear Unnoticeables! With our patented SofLift System, you'll be able to move freely while still having a good level of support!
These bras have no seam so when you wear an Invisible Shirt over it, it looks as if you're not wearing a bra at all!
To answer your question Mrs. DaSkipper, yes we do take PayPal.
And do you take google checkout?
Expect it in the mail in 4 to 6 weeks. It will not be packaged.
1. Our patented SofFeel Directional Padding will allow you to feel whether you are holding it the correct direction as soon as you pick it up.
2. Fuck Google.
Why? It's not like ebay is better. In fact ebay inc is worse than google. Google doesn't steal $ from their customers.
You should allow GCO. It will bring in a larger customer base. Isn't that what you would like?
Several years ago, in a bout of industrial espionage, Google attempted to steal the formula to our InvisiWear Technology. We have become bitter rivals ever since. While they dominate in the information technology industry, we are unmatched in the invisible clothing industry.
Awesome although your shipping rates seem pretty slow.
The truth is invisible.
Delicates must be handled with care.
Prices vary from pennies to several million depending on what you're buying.
Website: http://lemonparty.org/
Thank you for the prompt response. Might I add, that is a very well formatted website you have there good sir.
(OOC: I love that receipt. It's quite well done :thumbsup:)
*Unreasonability valued up to a certain extent determined at our own discretion.
Here's a coupon code for 10% off your next order: MWY3XB885
I'll see you in court:o
Order received. As next week is the Mayberrian Week of Delight, we will not be processing any orders until the week after. We are also having a "Buy 96327 Get 1 Free Sale" so you'll be receiving an extra pair of small briefs free of charge. Expect them in 8 weeks. They will not be packaged.
Of course, it leads to our website. The models on our front page have years of experience modelling Invisible Underwear.
Our invisible GPS tracker says otherwise. Due to the invisible nature of our products, all products come with GPS tags that disable upon product use. This provides us with complete security over the whereabouts of our delivieries up until they reach your hands. Companies like us are not easily scammed by your scum.