Fuck, posting that last one reminds me, if any you appreciate classic rock at all, or are fans of The Band, go fucking check out The Last Waltz. I watched that the other day, it's a Scorsese project where he filmed The Band's last performance and their guest list is fucking amazing. Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Eric Clapton, Muddy Watters, Ronnie Wood, Ronnie Hawkins, and probably more that I'm forgetting.
Holy mother of fuck was I drunk last night. Drunkest I've been in a long, long time. Started drinking at about five in the afternoon yesterday, and only sobered up a couple hours ago, it's now 9:30.
We ripped a tree out of the ground and dragged it onto our buddy's bed, I verbally harassed the shit out of some girl, owned shit in beer pong, passed out under a tree at five in the morning for about an hour and feel like I slept for days. We had ten strobe lights going, one guy randomly bought $50 worth of streamers and balloons, these little finger laser things, it was ridiculous. And it was all torn to shreds and scattered through the house and front yard onto the road by the time I made it inside after passing out. Good times.
It was a real pukefest too, 90% of us puked last night, everybody was drinking fucking hard. I hadn't thrown up in a long ass time, but I at least managed to get it into a toilet. One guy passed out in his car, with it turned on and the heat cranked, and puked everywhere in it. Another guy fell asleep outside and got carried to his bed, and instantly started throwing up when he got set down, then another guy was so hammered he went and passed out in the same bed, and slept in the puke with no idea until he woke up covered. Thank fuck I didn't stick around to clean.
I couldnt rage that hard on just alcohol though , There'd have to be some stims and psychs going around for me to handle that
Haha, yeah it went a little wild. Partly because there was the core group of friends who chill all the time, and then a bunch of old high school friends we all knew showed up so it was pretty spirited reunion. It was bound to happen. Nothing but booze though.
Good thing nobody here ever takes the currency exchange into account, and so our weed is cheap as fuck.
Haha fuck, I remember last year I was fucking PISSED because I couldn't find a QP for anything less than $600 to the point I just stopped smoking til shit calmed down and prices went back to normal.
FFFFUUUUUU, maintenance chopped all of the morning glory out before it had a chance to produce seeds. Apparently they don't want anything growing on the back fence.
So I met this pretty cool girl at work yesterday, wasted probably half an hour just talking to her while the rest of the crew was out working and we smoked a joint and just chilled while she waited for her bus, then she left. And I didn't get her number. Or even her name to facebook creep and find out her number. I'm a bitch.
I was considering it, but then thought I could just get really, really, obscenely drunk tonight and bang some ugly STD-dripping cum bucket of a woman. It's all good if she's hot in your drunken memories, right?
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Fuck, posting that last one reminds me, if any you appreciate classic rock at all, or are fans of The Band, go fucking check out The Last Waltz. I watched that the other day, it's a Scorsese project where he filmed The Band's last performance and their guest list is fucking amazing. Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Eric Clapton, Muddy Watters, Ronnie Wood, Ronnie Hawkins, and probably more that I'm forgetting.
It makes me jizz my pants.
Johnny Cash sucks.
More like I would eat her... out.
Our football team RAPED today. 59-6 vs Samford. I was there to witness Samford's gaping asshole after Ponder fucked them so hard.
It should be infractable to hate Cash.
We ripped a tree out of the ground and dragged it onto our buddy's bed, I verbally harassed the shit out of some girl, owned shit in beer pong, passed out under a tree at five in the morning for about an hour and feel like I slept for days. We had ten strobe lights going, one guy randomly bought $50 worth of streamers and balloons, these little finger laser things, it was ridiculous. And it was all torn to shreds and scattered through the house and front yard onto the road by the time I made it inside after passing out. Good times.
It was a real pukefest too, 90% of us puked last night, everybody was drinking fucking hard. I hadn't thrown up in a long ass time, but I at least managed to get it into a toilet. One guy passed out in his car, with it turned on and the heat cranked, and puked everywhere in it. Another guy fell asleep outside and got carried to his bed, and instantly started throwing up when he got set down, then another guy was so hammered he went and passed out in the same bed, and slept in the puke with no idea until he woke up covered. Thank fuck I didn't stick around to clean.
lol
There were a couple camera's around so some better pics will surface eventually, right now nobody wants to piss him off more ahaha
What'd that run you? I've been buying ounces of boom shit for years, but it's easy when an oz costs $150.
Haha, yeah it went a little wild. Partly because there was the core group of friends who chill all the time, and then a bunch of old high school friends we all knew showed up so it was pretty spirited reunion. It was bound to happen. Nothing but booze though.
I got in on a qp, $300 for my o. I could sell it for 60 an eighth.
Fuck your canadian weed prices. :mad: When you take the currency exchange into account, your shit is 15x more expensive.
True story.
Haha fuck, I remember last year I was fucking PISSED because I couldn't find a QP for anything less than $600 to the point I just stopped smoking til shit calmed down and prices went back to normal.
ahaha
1337 I was trying to talk drugs here, you always seem to steer the conversation towards cock.
Maybe you're just so gay you think about dick no matter what I say.
:rolleyes:
How hard:o
Either way, getting drunk is priority #1.
For now it's good though.
Ugh. Let it be known that my roommates are near alcoholic and I haven't had a drink in months.
151 was a good choice to ease myself back into drinking. I met some hippies and got some molly for tonight.
lolwut? I made a new username on zoklet.
Yo también, hombre.
owned.
Dose Me knows about my new name. I'm pretty sure he abused his mod powers to backtrace me. :sad:
Consequences will never be the same.